The Hump & Squeeze

THE HUMP & SQUEEZE

This technique can provide that pre-ejaculatory feeling for as long as you want. Lie on a bed (or the floor, but a bed/couch works best) on your stomach, with your penis against your abdomen. With one hand, reach under you and grab your penis. Now "hump" the bed, and as you thrust your pelvis down, squeeze your penis. As you move back up, loosen your squeeze. Repeat these steps. Before long, you should get that feeling you get right before ejaculation — but don't stop or anything. Just keep going — if you "hump" at just the right speed, that feeling will last, and you won't ejaculate. If you secrete a lot of "pre-cum," it can get messy; consider putting a towel under you.

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Have Fun!!!!

Yogi[/off for a towel now.....] http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/whistle.gif

One thing I do is just go slow at first, It is a reliable way to last longer. But the problem is the girl is usually frustrated cuz she thinks ur teasing her if you only go slow and halfway in at first.

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Originally posted by MediaSlayer@12 November 2003 - 15:35
One thing I do is just go slow at first, It is a reliable way to last longer. But the problem is the girl is usually frustrated cuz she thinks ur teasing her if you only go slow and halfway in at first.

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Just tell why you do that.
She'll understand.
And a little tease can be a real please.........

:P Dr. Yogi Ruth.

Ah the wonders of pre cum.....its pointless isnt it :huh:

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Originally posted by RGX@12 November 2003 - 18:44
Ah the wonders of pre cum.....its pointless isnt it :huh:

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Huh?

Don't see your point here..........

:huh: Yogi

:P

I must try that tonight :blink:

Sorry i'm so dumb, i couldn't even cum up with a better name then Octopussy
But you all already saw that

:blink: erm.......ok I wont be trying that I don't think.........I have my own ways :D ...........usually get some help anyway :D

Jonno B)

Edit: @mfcs......Yeah well, looks like you're gonna be popular here :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 20:29
:blink: erm.......ok I wont be trying that I don't think.........I have my own ways :D ...........usually get some help anyway :D

Jonno B)

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Ahh, welcome, Jonno!!

Finally.

Tell us about your ways, please.

Also the ones with help.

Maybe some graphics........

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogi

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Originally posted by mother fucking cum slurper@12 November 2003 - 20:27
Sorry i'm so dumb, i couldn't even cum up with a better name then Octopussy
But you all already saw that

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Mods.

You gotta love 'm!!!!!!



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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This has got to be the funniest thread ever!!!

Great wanking advice lads!!!! (or ladies)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by BILLY-THE-FISH@12 November 2003 - 20:44
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This has got to be the funniest thread ever!!!

Great wanking advice lads!!!! (or ladies)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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You just triggered my [let's make this even juicier] button.

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ULTIMATE MASTURBATION FLUID

Mix together the following ingredients:
1 teaspoon baby oil
2 tablespoons Vaseline Intensive Care hand lotion
2 tablespoons facial cream (cold cream, etc.)
3 tablespoons aloe vera (the green stuff) 1 tablespoon Campho-Phenique canker-sore-numbing ointment (optional)
Get in the shower, and smear some of the fluid all over your penis and scrotum or anywhere else you want. Then get some more and put it all over your hands. Use the grip that makes you most comfortable, and enjoy. This is not something to try without being in the shower, as it can get messy.

Source: JackinExpert


At your stirvice,

Yogi

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Originally posted by SensualGardening@12 November 2003 - 18:33

Ahh, welcome, Jonno!!

Finally.

Tell us about your ways, please.

Also the ones with help.

Maybe some graphics........

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogi

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:blink: Are you trying to say you thought I would have been here sooner? :lol: :lol:

Ok the best technique I found when on your own is.....................






















.heh, you really think I'm gonna tell you :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Hey, I posted in this thread and now it's gone (It wasn't a good post but but still, and i know it was up cuz' I presssed backspace and then it was in the thread).

I'm going slightly mad! :wacko:

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Originally posted by SnnY@12 November 2003 - 19:59
Hey, I posted in this thread and now it's gone (It wasn't a good post but but still, and i know it was up cuz' I presssed backspace and then it was in the thread).

I'm going slightly mad! :wacko:

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Sorry i deleted all replies on a deleted post from Octosh*t and by that your replies had no use, he's gone with this name... and if he continues i think he will have problems accessing internet soon :)

Well this thread can make you go blind Sunny :lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually that is true about maturbation making you blind..........I nearly shot me eye out once :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by jetje+12 November 2003 - 20:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jetje @ 12 November 2003 - 20:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@12 November 2003 - 19:59
Hey, I posted in this thread and now it&#39;s gone (It wasn&#39;t a good post but but still, and i know it was up cuz&#39; I presssed backspace and then it was in the thread).

I&#39;m going slightly mad&#33; :wacko:

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Sorry i deleted all replies on a deleted post from Octosh*t and by that your replies had no use, he&#39;s gone with this name... and if he continues i think he will have problems accessing internet soon :) [/b][/quote]
Ah, thnx jetje, it was a bit confusing :)

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.heh, you really think I&#39;m gonna tell you&nbsp;

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Yes, i do.

All "healthy" men do it. Wankin&#39;, that is.

Now, we as experienced men should lead the way for all the struggling youngsters here.

And this place is about sharing, isn&#39;t it??

And don&#39;t tell me you&#39;re ashamed about?????

So,.........Come On&#33;&#33;

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MYTH:

Masturbation is for kids.&nbsp; &nbsp;

FACT:

Masturbation is for everyone — teenagers and adults. In fact, most adults masturbate. Even most males who have been married for 10 years or more masturbate regularly, some nearly as often as when they were teens.&nbsp;

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I never said I was ashamed, sheesh how you ever known me to be ashamed of anything :lol: :lol:

Well I guess it depends really, where I am, what I&#39;m looking at, what I&#39;m thinking about, how I feel, how many times I&#39;ve aready had some sort of sex that day etc etc.......

I always found a good aproach is to hook your hand under the helmet and move very little and gradually work your way up to more movement until you have a full stretch the full length, sometimes 2 hands can be fun too with your little finger hooked under your scrotem allowing the testicals to move with the same motion.............Ok I think this is Waaaaaaaaaay too much info :ph34r:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 21:10
I never said I was ashamed, sheesh how you ever known me to be ashamed of anything :lol: :lol:

Well I guess it depends really, where I am, what I&#39;m looking at, what I&#39;m thinking about, how I feel, how many times I&#39;ve aready had some sort of sex that day etc etc.......

I always found a good aproach is to hook your hand under the helmet and move very little and gradually work your way up to more movement until you have a full stretch the full length, sometimes 2 hands can be fun too with your little finger hooked under your scrotem allowing the testicals to move with the same motion.............Ok I think this is Waaaaaaaaaay too much info :ph34r:

Jonno B)

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Never enough info on this subject.
Specially from an expert like you.

To reward your "sharing":

MONKEY GRIP

This one is great if you like to massage your scrotum with one hand while you masturbate with the other. If you&#39;re right-handed, instead of holding your scrotum from the left side, cross your wrists (left wrist on top) so you&#39;re grabbing your scrotum from the right side. You may have to bend your body to the right to get the best position. If you&#39;ve never done this before, it will feel like someone else is holding your scrotum. Tip: As you masturbate with the other hand, press your fingertips and thumb into the cracks between your scrotum and each thigh, and gently massage those areas with slow, rhythmic movements.

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Good luck&#33;&#33;

There&#39;s a scary amount of info in this thread :o

Yeah the monkey grip :D ..............You should try tying some string round the base and scrotem...............oooo that will enhance the end result :D

Hey, what ya mean Expert <_<

You asked............I replied :D

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 22:15
Yeah the monkey grip :D ..............You should try tying some string round the base and scrotem...............oooo that will enhance the end result :D

Hey, what ya mean Expert <_<

You asked............I replied :D

Jonno B)

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Hey, what ya mean Expert <_<

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Well, then, aren&#39;t you??

As are a lot around here. Just not as informative as us.........

I know about the "string". That&#39;s also known as cockring.
Mostly used by......















Gays.........

Mmmm, Jonno, i feel another confession coming..........

You want to confess to being gay? :blink: ..........Ok :)

Most days :D

To be honest, why would that be mostly used by gays?...........Is&#39;nt it because most men just go for "A quick bang" rather than a sexual experience? B)

Besides, have you tried it?...........Whoa :D

Jonno B)

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You want to confess to being gay? :blink: ..........Ok :)

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Uhhm ehhh, wait, i ask my girlfriend........
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.....she says i don&#39;t have to confess the obvious, WTF???? :blink: :blink: :blink:

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To be honest, why would that be mostly used by gays?...........Is&#39;nt it because most men just go for "A quick bang" rather than a sexual experience? B)

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And "their" penetration maybe needs some more "convincement" sometimes...??

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Besides, have you tried it?...........Whoa :D

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Yes, i have.
Bought it together with my girl in a gay leatherstore in the red light district(our favorite shopping area, best restaurants, best shops, best "coffeeshops".....) in Amsterdam. I even tried it on in their changingroom......
Quite the experience......

Yogi P.

@SG.......Bought one?..........I just used a shoelace :D ...........And believe me, my penetration never needs "convincement" :D anyway, YOU were the one asking ME how I wank :blink: :P :lol:

@Mathea......I have no probs talking about it, I don&#39;t go into porn shops, it&#39;s cheaper online :lol: :lol:

Lets see.....Liquid Silk is good, erm......a penis vibe is great while having intercourse :D .........and for some bizzarre reason I have this bottle of cream stuff that you rub on your nads and they cold burn, which stimulates a heavy orgasm, but the bottle has no label and I got it as a free gift with my first order, it&#39;s good tho, also Amol Nitrate is a mad orgasm too :D

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by Mathea+12 November 2003 - 23:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 12 November 2003 - 23:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@12 November 2003 - 21:57
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I know about the "string". That&#39;s also known as cockring.
Mostly used by......















Gays.........

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Well, I just wantd to correct your statement. Cockrings are not mainly a "gay" thing........ in fact, I do believe more straight men buy them.... you just dont realize it bc so many ppl are hung up about talkin bout their sex lives.... but theres no hidin from the porn store, so I see what everyone buys&#33; mwahahahahahaha

ok, thats all [/b][/quote]
Thanks for that correction.

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you just dont realize it bc so many ppl are hung up about talkin bout their sex lives....

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I do realise that.
That&#39;s why i make threads like this.
It&#39;s not your random -let&#39;s do another thread about sex&get much views- thing i&#39;m doing here. It&#39;s the interaction i&#39;m after, resulting in hopefully some more understanding for eachother....pppfffff&#33;&#33; :blink:
And the weebit of humor makes it easier to acces.

It&#39;s not from people&#39;s statements i have those figures.....
But where i&#39;m from it&#39;s wellknown they&#39;re used more "openly" in the gay-scene.....

Did you ever try??
Yogi

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Originally posted by Mathea@12 November 2003 - 16:59
but theres no hidin from the porn store, so I see what everyone buys&#33; mwahahahahahaha

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LMAO - how is work these days? Have you sold the she male blow up yet???? You still owe me JellyPantz @ work pics&#33;&#33;&#33;

@ Jonno... no, you definitely don&#39;t have problems talking about sex... :lol:

@ SG - Mathea is a female, so it&#39;s doubtful she would have tried a cockring :lol:

aaaaaarrrrggghhhh. my eyes&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :o

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Originally posted by NikkiD@12 November 2003 - 22:13

LMAO - how is work these days? Have you sold the she male blow up yet????

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:o Cool...........have to get me one of them :D :lol:

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@ Jonno... no, you definitely don&#39;t have problems talking about sex... :lol:

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You noticed huh? :rolleyes: .............Lick :P

Jonno B)

Jonno wrote:

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@SG.......Bought one?..........I just used a shoelace

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I know but a shoestring will....ahum, well, let&#39;s say strangle your d*** too much if not applied with caution.

There are plastic thingys you can adjust, but they work like shit when it gets juicy and that&#39;s....well, you know it.

Haven&#39;t used any of them for ages though, since i&#39;m on this second youth thingy, feeling 18 in 44-year old body......

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And believe me, my penetration never needs&nbsp; "convincement"

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From any other poster i would say: prove it.
In your case i say: Don&#39;t. So many statements about your virility in this lounge can&#39;t be a lie......

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...Amol Nitrate .....

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That says: YOU CONNAISSEUR&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Try holding that orgasm......(while getting :o ....)

It&#39;s fun having you around, here, Amigo&#33;&#33;
Thanks for that&#33;&#33;

:P Yogi

Noticed? Jonno, you might as well have SEX tattooed to your forehead... it&#39;s always on your mind anyway :rolleyes: Not that that&#39;s a bad thing...

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Originally posted by SensualGardening@12 November 2003 - 22:34




It&#39;s fun having you around, here, Amigo&#33;&#33;
Thanks for that&#33;&#33;

:P Yogi

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Well thats very kind of you to say, you may not have noticed me before these last few weeks, I&#39;ve laways been shy and quiet :lol: :lol: :lol:

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...Amol Nitrate .....

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That says: YOU CONNAISSEUR&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Try holding that orgasm......(while getting :o ....)

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:lol: Yeah bit of a mind blower, I did&#39;nt find out til after using it several times that you&#39;re just suppose to leave it evapourating, I was sniffing it :lol: ..........in the words of LOD

AHHHHHHHHH WHAAAAAAT A RUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHhttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/smokeing.gif

As for the proof..........already done that :D ...........Got wrong for it, but I done it :lol: .........You mean you missed it? :lol:

@Nikki.........No I hav&#39;nt.......I think about a lot of things............erm..........like.......erm.........Pistons :D .............Ok you got me there :rolleyes: .........Your fault most of the time tho :P

Jonno B)

My fault? My fault?&#33;? Is it my fault the conversation turns to sex whenever you or I is around?

Stop sticking your tongue out at me&#33;&#33;&#33; I&#39;ll have to come over there and... :P you back&#33;&#33;

Well bring it on girl.............I can handle you..........take you there an back I will :D ................You wont walk for a week :P :lol: :lol:

Is that too far? :unsure: :lol:

Jonno B)

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Yeah bit of a mind blower, I did&#39;nt find out til after using it several times that you&#39;re just suppose to leave it evapourating, I was sniffing it ..........in the words of LOD

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You should sniff it&#33;&#33; That&#39;s the fun part. Evaporating is for pussy&#39;s and you can&#39;t smoke...
But nowadays it&#39;s ILLEGAL in holland(true&#33;&#33; holland is the chemical-drug-makka of the world and they ban this neat booster. But it can be dangerous&#33;&#33; Having cardiac problems you better not...

And.....holding your breath for a while can be quite nice&#33;&#33;

And.....wah, can&#39;t give it all away at once, don&#39;t you think??

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You mean you missed it?

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Are you crazy, stayed online for days in a row to catch it.
All the excitement when you revealed...sigh, sigh.......
My girl gives you a B+&#33;&#33;
Me being an A, naturally&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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SEX tattooed to your forehead

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NiikiD makes it allways sound so nice, cuddly, cutypie naughtyboy, YOU&#33;&#33;&#33;
Tickle me some more&#33;&#33;




[NOT ME<, JONNO, NO, NO, NO&#33;&#33;&#33;]

:lol: ;) :lol: ;) :lol: ;) :lol:

I won&#39;t walk for a week? Just remember Jonno... I was a gymnast/ballerina for 12 years... :D

Too far? Not even close yet... :lol:

@SG...........She gave me a B+??...........Ahhh, she&#39;s a regular at specsavers :lol: :lol:

Yeah I never actually left it evap, take a wiff and liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiift :D .......in more ways than one :D .........can also help for going round the 4th time :D

@Nikki.........Hmmmm.........reheheheheally B) .........So you reckon you can wear me out huh.........babe.........remeber it was YOU that named me Studly :D B)
But I&#39;d have a damn good go :D ............and not getting close huh, you really want me to see how far I can push it.......considering how well you know me, is that a good idea :D

Jonno B)

How come this thread only contains tips for men to masturbate? <_<