My super intelligent stuff

Adding further to fluffy posts.. I am going to post some super intelligent stuff..

Warning: I am not responsible for the damage done to your mental health. Those with blood pressure, please avoid reading my intelligent post. But you are welcome to read once...

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For today

Marty: Hey, how are you. You were suppose to see a doctor today?

Dicky: Yeah, couldn't go somehow.

Marty: What happened, Is your car ok?

Dicky: Naaah.. I was not feeling well.. :shutup:

Patiently waiting for super intelligent stuff

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Patiently waiting for super intelligent stuff

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Marty: WTF Dicky, what are you you doing for so long on the railroad tracks..

Dicky: I am here to commit suicide..

Marty: Oh OK, that's fine, but what are you doing with so many burgers and steaks?

Dicky: Are you an ass, what if the train comes late or get cancelled.. I don't want to die of hunger..

Marty: Hmmmm.. that's intelligent stuff

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Originally Posted by emailk2

Marty: Hmmmm.. that's intelligent stuff

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I think you're doing more damage here than the spam bombing.

Let's just say, the Chinese guy still learning English was FAR funnier...

Don't quit yer gay job. :noes:

I dunno Emil seems a little more sincere than most.
Of course given the general level of sincerity in the bt section I don't think that's much of a compliment.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by emailk2

Marty: Hmmmm.. that's intelligent stuff

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I think you're doing more damage here than the spam bombing.

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I told you...there was a warning

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I dunno Emil seems a little more sincere than most.

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Yay :naughty::angel1:

Look for more ... pretty soon...

A cyclist bumped a pedestrian

Pedestrian: Ooo ouch ouch ouiii ouch, my leg is broken

Cyclist: Good lord, thank you god. This guy is fine..:D

Pedestrian: WTF you have broken my leg and you are saying I am fine. And for what are you thanking god??:angry:

Cyclist: I have taken off today, otherwise daily I drive truck:unsure:

Dicky: I just spoke to the Doctor, he says that you have a brain tumor :(

Marty: Really..wow!!! :D

Dicky: Do you understand what Brain Tumor is?

Marty: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Dicky: Then why are you so happy?

Marty: Because that proves that I have a brain!

Dicky: Hmmmm.. that's intelligent stuff

You know, I am actually having flashbacks of telling these kinds of jokes when I was in primary school

Are you in primary school email? If you are, bravo, you're doing quite well.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Are you in primary school email? If you are, bravo, you're doing quite well.

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In front of you I am in primary school only... :D

Just another one:

Dicky: Why are you taking a pair of binoculars with you to a funeral?
Marty: It's my distant relative's funeral :(

IQ test anyone?