If you had the chance to start your career over again, what would you do differently?
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If you had the chance to start your career over again, what would you do differently?
My secretary.Quote:
Originally Posted by mariapbonner
One of my greatest professional laments is that I didn't encourage her to go on top so that I could have seen her bewbs jiggle from below.
Not being sat here in a hotel in Rio De Janeiro at the moment.
At the moment we're in an area we were told was quiet but the hotel got held up last year and when we walked to the super market 10 minutes down the road the houses/slums at the back of it were famous for being on the telly the other week because the local police had a big clear out of all the drug dealers and gun runners:O
Taken singing lessons.
If I could start again I wouldn't piss away 10 years of my time in the Army... I wouldn't join it at all. My reasons for doing it were based upon the completely false premise that I would be serving my country and its people... defending the principles that I stupidly believed Britain and the British people stood for... and I now realise that it's really only about the people, and that most of them aren't worth shit... and the idea of being willing to die for people who are as worthless as most Britons are, is just completely insane... youthful idealism has a lot to answer for.
From what I've gleaned thus far; your bitterness derives from some chick that friendzoned you from the outset, and then lied to you - and now isn't your friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
It seems, to me, that your reaction is somewhat disproportional.
I mean, fine, you've decided the army was a waste of time but British people are much like any other large group of people. There are good ones and bad ones in a similar mix to anywhere you travel. Are you denouncing humans.
Or perhaps this internet persona isn't anything like you :earl:
There is far more to my lifes experiences of humans than one daft bint who lied to me.... I walked away from that with the amusing knowledge that she has to live her life knowing that she is exactly the same as the "cunt from Thailand". That she uses other people (as she did me) in exactly the same way as he did/does, and I can't think of any better fate for her than to know that.. no my experience of Britons extendss across many different Britons... nasty malicious people... bile filled scum of the highest order... at least a couple of whom I am determimed to outlive, just so I can have the pleasure of pissing on their graves... and I do mean that in the literal sense. I understand where you're coming from though... I pissed away 44 years of my life believing that "most people are decent"... you'll be amazed how easy it is to recognise that for the fallacy it is... I now know that most humans would be improved by a good coating of napalm... or maybe a short dose of highly unstable ionising particles... I personally recommend Gamma emiting particles... there's no need to be inhumane towards them after all.
What a sap.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
You're far too late Jacky... for your opinion of me to be worth jack shit... you should have got in early... like your mate chavis did... whilst the hatefest was in full flow against me... too late now old chap.., now it's just another meaningless comment from another spec of humanity.
I'm, however, grandfathered in...
Sap. :dry:
Although I feel the words are coming from your heart, you must have had some hard experiences to have formed that opinion but explicitly bashing an entire nation is far to brave, idiotic, witty thought out. We live in the dark age where morality is a rare commodity and almost all of us stick to our self "materialistic" righteousness. The human spirit has died out leaving no space for equality. Mass human sufferings are too common to pay attention on, let alone doing something about it. We somehow managed to set on a course where progress would be compensated with the termination of weak and poor rather then weakness and poverty (actually it's lot brutal then I or anyone else can ever indite) and no nation is an exception to this phenomenon. Every nation either has or wants to dive in the river of greed and lust that is flowing globally. This is however only one side of the coin, there are Good people out there that belong to every race, color and language(keep the Zionists out of it)there has to be, if everyone stands on one side of the ship, it'll sink and those are the people that are far too worthy of being mentioned then their counterparts, far to worthy to live and die for. Their not being in power and authority doesn't warrants that they never will be, pendulum shifts, even the core of the earth does. Hope is the greatest inspiration and I hope I'll live to see the times changing.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Quite the contrary, I have lived, and continue to live a good life. I and my loved ones want for nothing. I am probably the luckiest bloke you'll ever meet. None of that detracts from the quagmire of humanity that constitute my fellow Britons though, and you don't need me to tell you what a nasty, and often malicious bunch they are. A quick look and read around the internet will show you enough for you to be able to see for youself just how nasty my hate filled bile spewing fellow Britons are. They are as you say not alone, in that many peoples are no better, but those other peoples aren't of any interest to me.
So it took you ten fucking subjected years to discover that the army is designed to dupe working class monkeys into self-sacrifice? Really?Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
At what point did you realise this? What must it have taken?
Ten years? You're either a profoundly stupid fantasist, or your hilarious dancing gait is break-dancing all over the shop.
I'm going for liar, like.
I'll take profoundly stupid fantasist for 3 internets. Anyone else want in on this action? :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Poor rOA, he's there, trying to tell us about how hard his life has been and how much everyone sucks, and then he's gang-raped by interweb h4r5hists.
What's he done to deserve this vicious pillorying.
Kind of hard to play devils advocate here but according to the literature I read, He was lucky to get out after only ten. Most of them have to stay for 25 years before they get citizenship - and even then hardly any of them make centurion.
Oh! Look, the spastic in chief has turned up again... hello chavis :)Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I'm sat here smiling to myself... imagining the look on your face as you read my posts and realised that you're really a complete amatuer at this being a nasty cunt to people you meet on the internet... that some of us have encountered far more moronic morans than you... it's amusing me.
Hahahahahahaha I like that :DQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
The rest... I deleted that... it was mediocre.
In the interests of fairness, chalice is pretty good at this internet harshness. I guess he must practice.Quote:
you're really a complete amatuer at this being a nasty cunt to people you meet on the internet
This one time he took a dislike to someone on here, not unusual in and of itself, and unloaded a cavalcade of insinuatory prose favouring the style of the scatter-gun.
The recipient of this holy hail of shrapnel reacted like a wounded tigress defending her helpless young to this one particular imputation and our young protagonist honed in on this perceived weakness and proceeded to rape information out of the slighted party to back up his previous points until such a time that the gentleman he was addressing pleaded for assistance from the modulators.
Not once but thrice. Imagine that.
After which time this mischievous leprechaun continued to cast the same line using exactly the same bait but packaged somewhat differently to elicit bites from the poor chap for what seemed like weeks. Months, perhaps.
Only the extremely hard of heart wouldn't feel for the target of this relentless castigation.
Know what I mean.
Oh! I shall remember to tell that to my mate Alan... when I next dream of him, I'll be sure to tell him about the opinion of British troops the brave Irish internet warrior holds.... he'll apreciate the irony, of having such a brave Irish man expressing such opinions... what with his life having been ended by brave Irishmen and all.
Yes, yes. I remember Alan. We all got round collectively and baked his gathered innards in a pie.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
He was fucking delicious.
in my college life i wast my time do not study and i m in behind of my friends so i learn so much to my mistakes i want to an IT manager.in my child hood my aims to become an engineer.i suggest all the guys work hard do not wast your time
You really must try to stop yourself from displaying your mental illness so openly.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Alan's innards were already part cooked, the blast from the semtex did that, as they plastered them all over the inside of the van.
Anyway as I said, I'm sure he'll find it so very amusing that an Irishman should be stating that he was duped into sitting in that van, so that he could be used as cannon fodder by the child murdering Irish scum.
@ manker
See I told you that thing about most people being decent was a fallacy...
Sounds like Alan wasn't all too bright. A bit like yourself in that regard. And I'm sure he won't be finding anything amusing for the foreseeable future, what with him being distributed all over the place and all. Ho hum, more oxygen for everybody.
There were children murdered on both sides. No wait...it's not murder if it's sanctioned by the British institution.
Only by child murdering Irish scum... it says something about the Irish that they deliberately murdered children...Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
As far as I'm concerned... as one who carried far too many mates coffins after they visited your island of hate... we should never have sent troops in... we should have stood back and let you murder each other.
I wasn't going to grant this any credence... but... go on... I have to agree... whatever was he thinking... going out and doing a fun run to raise money to help Irish children... just so your Irish mates could murder him and his fellow runners.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I mean it should have been obvious to him and his mates... you know... that what with you all being so keen to murder children... that you'd happily murder people who were trying to help children as well... blatently, screamingly obvious... yet he didn't think of it like that... so yeah... he couldn't have been too bright, eh!
Thinking about it a bit... I think you might have a point you know... about the army duping working class kids into service... it makes perfect sense... take those kids who aren't educated enough to see the world for what it is... for the kind of complete scum that they are surrounded by... and fill them with idealist ideas... and use them as your fighting force... it makes far more sense than putting out kids who can see the utter scum that surrounds them are all deserving of the shit they live in... kids who can see that, are far more likely to stand back and wish you all the best with your ambitions to murder as many of your fellow countrymen (and their children... we mustn't forget the children) as possible...
What's...with...all...the...breaks...,...reject...?...Do...you...have...asthma?...
They recruit people from all walks of life, persuading people to join is just part of it, some people want to join from an early age because they think its their idea of a perfect job. Others signup because their father, uncle did before them. You can't stop someone from wanting to join.
The idea of joining is yours in the end, unless you are not joining for your own reasons.
I want to join again, just for the fun of it, basic training was one of the best things I've ever done. It's better than any Forrest gimp of full metal jacket movie, I've never laughed so much or been so far out of my comfort zone before.
Only paintball can give you as good an experience as firing live bullets on a range.
No... it's probably the onset of emphysema from the 50 fags I smoke every day :DQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
It loses its novelty when the targets are real people though... especially when you see your round drop someone... then it's not fun at all... but unless and until you've actually been there, you'll never understand that... let alone the even more horrific experience of watching the life drain from someone because you stuck the blade in them... honestly... it's an experience I wouldn't recommend... well I wouldn't have until April this year... when I suddenly discovered to my horror that there really are no honest and decent people left...Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
By the way What Alan are you talking about?
10 years sounds like he had to wait for his time to run out before being allowed to leave.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisSo it took you ten fucking subjected years to discover that the army is designed to dupe working class monkeys into self-sacrifice? Really?Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
At what point did you realise this? What must it have taken?
Ten years? You're either a profoundly stupid fantasist, or your hilarious dancing gait is break-dancing all over the shop.
I'm going for liar, like.
Self sacrifice isn't guaranteed, Forrest hump survived didn't he.
Nope, everyone I knew had me down as a lifer (that's 22 years). You should have seen their faces when I told them I was getting out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
As chavis has very precisely proven, which Alan only matters to people like me... much like which Kev and which Jim... they're just names to you all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
I agree with you. People who murder children are scum. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that anybody who murders anyone is scum. There is no justification for the death toll created out of The Troubles. It's mainly a result of that that I don't have a patriotic bone in my body, so you're barking up the wrong tree there, spastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahOnly by child murdering Irish scum... it says something about the Irish that they deliberately murdered children...Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
As far as I'm concerned... as one who carried far too many mates coffins after they visited your island of hate... we should never have sent troops in... we should have stood back and let you murder each other.
However, to deny that the British army and NI security forces funded and trained by British institutions weren't directly responsible for the deliberate murder of children here is just plain lies. I could list them, but that point is moot. The vast majority of people in Northern Ireland are decent, law-abiding, peaceful citizens who didn't ask for any of it, but received it in abundance nonetheless. The same is true for England. To deny that, as you do above, is an act of ignorant racism, but that's hardly surprising coming from a bitter flake like yourself.
I didn't kill any of your mates and I have no sympathy for them either. If you join the army, expect to get blown up. It's an occupational hazard and any cunt dopey enough to lay down his life for his country for barely above minimum wage has all the potential attributes of a fucking sandbag, as far as I'm concerned.
Oh! chavis goes all serious... am I take it this particular brand of behaving like a cunt towards another person isn't to your liking then?
Thus bringing me back full circle to my original point that I wouldn't piss away 10 years of my life standing in defence of the people who live in this country.
I don't need to resort to racism, you do. Just wanted to make that clear.
It's a testament to my skills that I've brought you to this level.
Go me. :smilie4:
There's nothing racist in my posts... it's all in your warped and delusional mind... I only ever pointed out that children were murdered by child murdering Irish scum... a point which you yourself agreed with.
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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
It says something about humanity, but child murder isn't exclusively an Irish phenomenon. I'm pretty sure we didn't innovate it.Quote:
Originally posted by A racist
it says something about the Irish that they deliberately murdered children...
Racist.
Oh! And one other small detail... you might want to confine your use of "the vast majority of Irish people never asked" line to people who didn't get to sit online reading the celebratory congratulations that so many in the republican comunity passed around between themselves, when they murdered two 18 year old lads... just because many didn't have the bollocks to actually commit the murders... doesn't mean we didn't watch them all cheering the murderers on.