involving slightly chubby but still hawt teen girls, a sex accident resulting in blood, my third experience with cocaine and also, Gillette shaving cream ...as soon as i can be bothered to type it up :eyebrows:
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involving slightly chubby but still hawt teen girls, a sex accident resulting in blood, my third experience with cocaine and also, Gillette shaving cream ...as soon as i can be bothered to type it up :eyebrows:
I bet... he cut himself shaving whilst high on coke, having a trip about what the teenage girls down the street would like to do to him.
Taking down the drapes on a FUPA can easily lead to these kinds of accidents, what with all the folds. No speculation as to what role cocaine played, but it's always sort of an accessory variable; thus not typically relevant to the main story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Oh! I see, he was trying to make himself look like a teenager again. So that's how the teenager angle got in there. I have to say Mulder, it'd be easier and less painful to make yourself look like a teen boy, the whole cutting so deep that you end up looking like a 'hawt teen girl' thing, isn't going to work. It does explain the blood though.
I want some cocaine that makes you trip.
in other news, mulder already shaves all of his body hair before he goes out into the world, so the shaving must have been of the teenage girls.
interesting :eyebrows:
He probably nicked a flap or a fupa in his coke-fuelled depilatory frenzy and then cunningly explained the resultant blood as her being 'wet to the macs lol'.
You can get away with that as wiminz never look at their lady garden during secks :smilie4:
Oh.
and pics plz
I implied precisely the same thing, are you pointing this out since most of what I post gets generally ignored?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Is that not what it does then?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I honestly don't know.
Far from it. I'm sure I speak for the rest of the people who live inside my computer when I say that we await your posts with bated breath whilst precariously perched at the very edge of our seats.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI implied precisely the same thing, are you pointing this out since most of what I post gets generally ignored?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Nah, I thought priapism meant when your cawk exploded, but just before I hit alt+s, I checked it out and then had to delete the entire thing when it didn't :dabs:
Your post wasn't there when I naively started out in this thread.
It's amphetamines for people with too much money.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahIs that not what it does then?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I honestly don't know.
Lots of running around and acting like a cawk for 45 mins and then you have to spend £50 on another gram or you go home and cry.
It's rubbish, really. Unless you snort it off a hooker's arse.
Apparently.
We didn't do that kind of thing in my rugby club, although one or two of the props might have been up for it... if only they'd known.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I should have probably paid attention to the timing of posts in that case. I guess we both see fupas when Rorschach inks out chubby. Speaking of chubby and medical conditions, maybe just rely upon Priapus when you're trying to eke out a compliment.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerFar from it. I'm sure I speak for the rest of the people who live inside my computer when I say that we await your posts with bated breath whilst precariously perched at the very edge of our seats.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Nah, I thought priapism meant when your cawk exploded, but just before I hit alt+s, I checked it out and then had to delete the entire thing when it didn't :dabs:
Your post wasn't there when I naively started out in this thread.
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:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Too busy looking at the ugly cunt on top of us to be fair.
I prefer the term 'badly wrapped kebab' if my sexual partner's glistening love hole isn't quite piggy-bank-slot-eque.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Too busy looking at the ugly cunt on top of us to be fair.
I'm just too polite for my own good.
You're a born romantic: the last of a dying breed :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I know, right!
Plus there's the added bonus of the lesbian implication which will have at least seven readers furiously masturbating for the rest of the morning.
My, my. How commendable. Etymology in the lounge.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI should have probably paid attention to the timing of posts in that case. I guess we both see fupas when Rorschach inks out chubby. Speaking of chubby and medical conditions, maybe just rely upon Priapus when you're trying to eke out a compliment.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Whoda thunk that.
Not only are you generous in description, but overly kind in terms of duration...Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Perspective mattersQuote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeNot only are you generous in description, but overlyQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
kinddemanding in terms of duration...
It was like 11:57 when I posted that.
merkins :dry: :schnauz:
Lounge need merely be interesting, right? Etymology is interesting, and anyone who disagrees can fickt off.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Trying to be a bit too butch, I see. NTL, doesn't it waste A LOT of coke when it get's stuck in the guy's arse hair? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahWe didn't do that kind of thing in my rugby club, although one or two of the props might have been up for it... if only they'd known.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:lol: :pinch:
I've only just got the hooker/prop connection.
And now I wish I hadn't. Eww.
I agree, I just hadn't planned on learning anything today.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyLounge need merely be interesting, right? Etymology is interesting, and anyone who disagrees can fickt off.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It would be a kindness if you continued using only information that you're absolutely sure I'm aware of.
I'm sure I found secks appealing once upon a time :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Damn. Have I put you off having secks with mulder.
He'll be furious with me :no:
Just Chloroform Les instead, Mulder has never been that concerned by levels of consciousness.....Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's an excellent last resort - and it would work too - but I'm still hoping to somehow persuade Les to follow through of his own volition.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisJust Chloroform Les instead, Mulder has never been that concerned by levels of consciousness.....Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I was going to say that my age and whiskers would surely put me outside the operational ambit of MulderQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerThat's an excellent last resort - and it would work too - but I'm still hoping to somehow persuade Les to follow through of his own volition.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
......no idea why I thought that this might be the case though :unsure:
Me either.
He'd just shave you pre-coitus.
:O My whiskers!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think it might be wise to re-calibrate the conversation with the language of love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuE3Y...eature=related
I know he would
I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Les
*I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.
I'd almost forgotten subtlety until you came back.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Still waiting on encourtening those pics, mate. It's not like you even need to zip the files.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
There is no encountrement (classy) on the horizon (I earnestly pray) However, I thought a distraction of the eminently "wouldable" variety might ensure that Mulder was fully grounded in his heterosexuality. I'm sure that is where he is happiest even though does like to visit surprise bum secks upon the poor lassies.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yeah but in all fairness he does wait until after the third date before smashing their back doors in.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesThere is no encountrement (classy) on the horizon (I earnestly pray) However, I thought a distraction of the eminently "wouldable" variety might ensure that Mulder was fully grounded in his heterosexuality. I'm sure that is where he is happiest even though does like to visit surprise bum secks upon the poor lassies.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
A true gent :smilie4:
Call me Nerdy McGeekboi if you like but I'm not sure there is much benefit in compressing jpegs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth RingsStill waiting on encourtening those pics, mate. It's not like you even need to zip the files.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I digress. I'm stalling for time. You appear to be the romantic sort and I just want a change from monogamy induced relentless onanism.
I don't know if this will work out after all.
I've heard he reads a chapter of Geoffrey of Monmouth's edifying Historia Regum Britanniae every night.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:lol: :lol:
In all honesty, I've no idea what that is. But I'm absolutely positive that you heard right.
He's just that kind of guy.
I'm feeling like you either misread his post or that I'm missing something obviousQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerCall me Nerdy McGeekboi if you like but I'm not sure there is much benefit in compressing jpegs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings