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... No it's not going to be that kind of thread MBM :P
What the fuck do you buy them for Christmas, I haven't got any kind of clue at all this year.
EDIT: Hahaha, I have to learn to pay more attention to what I'm actually typing, all the spelling mistakes are making me look retarded :lol:
Protip; it's not the spelling mistakes :smilie4:
Well I'm not so sure that hanging around here with you is the cause of the ever increasing number of fuck ups I make in spelling, but if you insist that you're the cause, who the fuck would I be to argue. Maybe you do turn people into retards.
I do believe you're drunk, old fella.
Try not to trip on your way up the stairs. You know how tiresome a broken hip can be :no:
Are you not having a good night or something?
Go chat up the missus and get laid or something, you're starting to sound like a grumpy old bastard.
Get a boyfriend, it may be easy to buy something for himQuote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Look around here. Seriously what you see before you are posts made by average representatives of the age range most available blokes fall into. I mean would you? Really? They're barely coherent most of the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
Is it that obvious :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
I stayed in to watch the football and it was shite. I sent the missus over her sister's to watch the x-factor final and she came back when the footie was still on and went straight to bed. I was like; 'oh, night then' :dabs:
So I'm here. Waiting for America to decide that it's time for Amir Kahn to fight.
Just time to test out the snooker table... for your lad like, to make sure it's level and all that.
In all fairness. Most available blokes are in their late teens or twenties.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahLook around here. Seriously what you see before you are posts made by average representatives of the age range most available blokes fall into. I mean would you? Really? They're barely coherent most of the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
As far as I can tell on this forum, it's just you that's in a failed relationship and term yourself 'available' :)
Meh, putting it together looks hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
I think I'll just sit here and drink Carling with Chablis chasers.