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I think I'm with George Carlin when I say "I only wash my hands when I shit on them."
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Well?
I think I'm with George Carlin when I say "I only wash my hands when I shit on them."
of course i don't, why would i wanna do that? then they'd be all clean n stuff :ph34r:
Especially if i'm eating at the same time. B)
oh this is greatQuote:
Originally posted by Infested Cats@14 November 2003 - 20:43
http://www.campsonshine.org/yearbook...painthands.gif
Yes. Yes I do.
Only after I take a dump
I wash my wiener after every visit.[very good reason for that :P :o :P :o :P ]Quote:
Originally posted by Keikan@15 November 2003 - 09:16
Only after I take a dump
Takes care of my hands aswell!!
JABAJ-Yogi :lol: :lol:
Here's a thought ... in public facilities, when you exit the restroom, have you ever considered how many people do not wash their hands and what's the first thing they touch after holding their slong? That's right, the door knob! :rolleyes:
i wash my hands after pee
i wash my hands after poop
i wash my hands after jerking off
i wash my hands after fondling my gf's boobs
i wash my hands after picking my toenails
... need i go on? :lol:
And if you hang about the door too long waiting for someone else to open, they get the wrong idea.Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Sushi@15 November 2003 - 09:40
Here's a thought ... in public facilities, when you exit the restroom, have you ever considered how many people do not wash their hands and what's the first thing they touch after holding their slong? That's right, the door knob! :rolleyes:
Seriously though, not with toilets, but in general i think we are a little too hygenic. People take showers several times a day (some have to of course), allways washing hands, spotless kitchens etc. Its no wonder we are turning into allergic/sick people. We have no immune system left!
Peace
UKMan
Couldn't have said it better!!!
But that's where my car comes in.
I don't wash my hands after driving!!
That should keep my immunesystem on level!!!
Filthy-Yogi
And if you hang about the door too long waiting for someone else to open, they get the wrong idea.Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan+15 November 2003 - 09:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 15 November 2003 - 09:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Sushi@15 November 2003 - 09:40
Here's a thought ... in public facilities, when you exit the restroom, have you ever considered how many people do not wash their hands and what's the first thing they touch after holding their slong? That's right, the door knob! :rolleyes:
Seriously though, not with toilets, but in general i think we are a little too hygenic. People take showers several times a day (some have to of course), allways washing hands, spotless kitchens etc. Its no wonder we are turning into allergic/sick people. We have no immune system left!
Peace
UKMan [/b][/quote]
dude, uk's public toilets are the worst in the world :rolleyes:
and i would never touch the doornob with my own hands
i always grab a toilet paper then wrap it around the doornob then turn it...
smart eh? :lol:
http://www.belarusaid.co.uk/dirty%20toilet.gifQuote:
dude, uk's public toilets are the worst in the world
Westerners are usually flabbergasted in some parts of Asia when you see a hole in the floor with months of accumulation.Quote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@15 November 2003 - 10:07
dude, uk's public toilets are the worst in the world :rolleyes:
Of course, make it a habit. As much as possible wash it longer if you came from a public CR.
hahhaha you should go to China's public toilets...
they dont call it toilets
it's just a big hole with 2 sticks to stand on, and if you fall...well... :blink:
yeah that can be awkward, i've had it happen before. In usa they sell this stuff called "pure" or something like that. Its a gel. Its mostly isopropryl alcohol. It cleans your hands without water. Also there are mini-towelletes too. Its much the same idea as "pure" its a damp cloth that cleans your hands without water.Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan@15 November 2003 - 09:01
And if you hang about the door too long waiting for someone else to open, they get the wrong idea.
UKMan would like to clarify that this isnt a pic of his toilet <_<Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@15 November 2003 - 10:15
http://www.belarusaid.co.uk/dirty%20toilet.gifQuote:
dude, uk's public toilets are the worst in the world
Piss
UKMan
UKMan would like to clarify that this isnt a pic of his toilet <_<Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan+15 November 2003 - 11:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 15 November 2003 - 11:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@15 November 2003 - 10:15
http://www.belarusaid.co.uk/dirty%20toilet.gifQuote:
dude, uk's public toilets are the worst in the world
Piss
UKMan [/b][/quote]
Once people start to deny shit like this, i find it becoming smelly!!!!
ScentYogi
Do you wash your hands before having a slash ? :blink:
Think of all the things you touch during the course of the day. Then you grab your wee fella by the neck without cleaning them. :(
Very good point, there!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol@15 November 2003 - 11:59
Do you wash your hands before having a slash* ? :blink:
Think of all the things you touch during the course of the day. Then you grab your wee fella by the neck without cleaning them. :(
Yogi
Definition
slash (TOILET) [Show phonetics]
noun [S] UK SLANG
when you go to the toilet and urinate
Will you stop picking on me....!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@15 November 2003 - 11:07
...Very good point, there!!!!
Yogi
Definition
slash (TOILET) [Show phonetics]
noun [S] UK SLANG
when you go to the toilet and urinate
If your in a public bog then theirs no way you're going to touch those taps, they're usual stained in blood with god knows what coming out of them instead of water ...and that's if you can even manage to get to a sink with out treading on a used syringe :unsure:
Sounds lovely where you live.Quote:
Originally posted by Arcadia@15 November 2003 - 11:29
If your in a public bog then theirs no way you're going to touch those taps, they're usual stained in blood with god knows what coming out of them instead of water ...and that's if you can even manage to get to a sink with out treading on a used syringe :unsure:
^_^ ^_^ :D :P :P :P
i don't even know why you have to wash your hands if you just take a pisss, i mean....shesh.....is your dick that DIRTY??
Of course I wash them, every time.
I work in a resturant and have made it a habit to wash my hands every 15 minutes regardless of whether I think they are clean or not. I wash them thouroughly before I leave the bathroom, and I use a paper towel to open the door, so I don't recontaminate them by touching where all you people that don't wash have already contaminated.
You wash your hand's after all those thing's, but you didn't say anything about washing them after they've been inside your GF ;-)Quote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@15 November 2003 - 08:43
i wash my hands after pee
i wash my hands after poop
i wash my hands after jerking off
i wash my hands after fondling my gf's boobs
i wash my hands after picking my toenails
... need i go on? :lol:
I wash mine after every visit to the loo,
after number 1 or number 2,
'cause i'd rather my hand's were clean,
and I think others would rather too :-)
Sniper.
If the bathroom provides a sink that works. YES.
But there are many times I go to the bathrroom, I got to the kitchen, I go to the bedroom, I go to the livingroom, etc...
Are you asking if I wash my hands after I defecate or urinate? Sometimes I go to the bathroom to get a tissue or an aspirin.
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I know, you poeple think I am a jerk asking a stupid question, but not everyone in every country knows what "going to the bathroom" means, other than you are afraid to say what you really need to do.
i wash my hands - and i dont usually have a discussion about it :P
:o Do you have yer very own litter goblet?
I wash my _ :o _
.......cuz who knows where my hands have been!?!
@ titey - no i use the good ol' toilet thingy
@ sparesly- :lol:
I wash my hands after everything.
Its like i have a compolsive disorder :lol:
After going to the toilet 1 and 2 i even avoid touching the handle.
I even wash my hands after i wash my hands :unsure:
I sometimes even wash the bar of soap before using it.
With? :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by neattairoski@15 December 2003 - 02:41
I sometimes even wash the bar of soap before using it.
i wash my hands if someone else is in the bathroom or if i took a shit.
:lol: You use yer foot too?Quote:
Originally posted by neattairoski@14 December 2003 - 20:41
i even avoid touching the handle.
With? :blink: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by l_p_4_7+15 December 2003 - 03:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (l_p_4_7 @ 15 December 2003 - 03:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-neattairoski@15 December 2003 - 02:41
I sometimes even wash the bar of soap before using it.
I just wash it under warm water and get the thin layer of soap of so its got new soap on it.
Sounds a bit stupid but i am a very paranoid person and if you dont keep clean, thats how you get gastro and gastro is the worst in the world imo.
:lol: You use yer foot too? [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by titey+15 December 2003 - 04:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 15 December 2003 - 04:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-neattairoski@14 December 2003 - 20:41
i even avoid touching the handle.
Paper on the handle :D
I am a sad person :(