MIT and the US of A.

Job interview at MIT in 2 weeks.

For the Americunts in the crowd, do I need to practice my southern accent?

For the Canadians in the crowd, box me up some snow.

For the Brits in the crowd, continue talking about Squeams. :shifty:

The redneck accent, similar to some southern rural accents, are everywhere. However, since it's in Cambridge, that would imply you must familiarize yourself with the Boston accent. Additionally, since it's MIT, you would also expect to here English spoken with a variety of foreign accents. Thirdly, sorry you didn't get the job :(

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Job interview at MIT in 2 weeks.

For the Americunts in the crowd, do I need to practice my southern accent?

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Although admittedly sitting on the sidelines on this one, the possibilities are amusing. Skiz might be able to help you out with pronounciation/slang and general pointers on how to act slow southern :blink:

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Job interview at MIT in 2 weeks.

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Good luck with that.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Job interview at MIT in 2 weeks.

For the Americunts in the crowd, do I need to practice my southern accent?

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I hope that you are better with science that you are with geography.
Southern accent no but you may want to start praying at the altar of Saint Tom of Brady.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I hope that you are better with science that you are with geography.

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Darth is probably an OK scientist, statistically it's exceptionally unlikely we'd get two completely wank scientists on one board.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I hope that you are better with science that you are with geography.

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Darth is probably an OK scientist, statistically it's exceptionally unlikely we'd get two completely wank scientists on one board.

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I noticed you edited out part of your post reject. It contained a little bit where you were demonstrating a very poor understanding about statistics. Is it possible you are learning?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I noticed you edited out part of your post reject. It contained a little bit where you were demonstrating a very poor understanding about statistics. Is it possible you are learning?

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No it didn't, it contained a direct dig at you. Upon reflection I couldn't convince myself that you were a worse scientist than MBM though, so I broadened the post to reflect that. You can squabble between yourselves for the title of "Boards worst scientist".

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

No it didn't, it contained a direct dig at you. Upon reflection I couldn't convince myself that you were a worse scientist than MBM though, so I broadened the post to reflect that. You can squabble between yourselves for the title of "Boards worst scientist".

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I'm not even a bored scientist... :idunno:

Back on topic I think Barf stands a good chance for acceptance as he will blend right in with the rest of the geeky virgins there.:)

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Back on topic I think Barf stands a good chance for acceptance as he will blend right in with the rest of the geeky gay virgins there.:)

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Fixed :)

I'm sure Gays take offense at your implication that Garth Brings might be of that particular persuasion.
Actually I'm sure the cannibalistic mutant hillbillies from The Hills Have Eyes would take offense at the suggestion they have anything in common with Parth Sings.

Btw I'm not exaggerating, I said "you remind me of Marth Things" to the soap scum in my shower and it gave me a dirty look.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I hope that you are better with science that you are with geography.
Southern accent no but you may want to start praying at the altar of Saint Tom of Brady.

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My bad, I thought America was South of Canada. I'll find a map and get back to you ASAP. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Darth is probably an OK scientist, statistically it's exceptionally unlikely we'd get two completely wank scientists on one board.

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Hate to break it to you, but any scientist that survives in the field for as long as Macky has probably isn't your average fuck-up. By virtue of experience alone he's probably above and beyond what I can do at this point. :)

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Back on topic I think Barf stands a good chance for acceptance as he will blend right in with the rest of the geeky virgins there.:)

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So what you're saying is I have a shot at love in the USA? I might stop at New York quickly on the way back, to lose my virginity to Oleg.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Btw I'm not exaggerating, I said "you remind me of Marth Things" to the soap scum in my shower and it gave me a dirty look.

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I'm sorry they don't provide you clean water where you live. :(

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

My bad, I thought America was South of Canada. I'll find a map and get back to you ASAP. :shifty:

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Three words A Las Ka .No on second thought make that four words, A Las Ka dumbass.

Anyway Ottawa is south of Bray Island Nunavut so you already have a southern accent.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Hate to break it to you, but any scientist that survives in the field for as long as Macky has probably isn't your average fuck-up.

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I never had any doubts about him being an absolutely unique, and special fuck-up.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

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Stop saying insulting words. None of us ever did anything to insult you, so don't call "the Americans" cunts.

Calm down Oleg, things could be worse, you could have been exiled to a field like poor Jacky has.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YM2TUfaXmA

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Calm down Oleg, things could be worse, you could have been exiled to a field like poor Jacky has.

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What do you mean? It takes a lot of hard work, and dedication, to land a high-paying job in a country with no age-of-consent laws.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

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Stop saying insulting words. None of us ever did anything to insult you, so don't call "the Americans" cunts.

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Oleg, the "T" is silent.

Of course a Canadian trying to affect a faux southern accent, there is a goodly chance you will come off to your respective employers as being a blunt force trauma survivor. Depending on the position you are applying for this could help (sympathy vote, equal opportunity employment) or hinder your application.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Of course a Canadian trying to affect a faux southern accent, there is a goodly chance you will come off to your respective employers as being a blunt force trauma survivor. Depending on the position you are applying for this could help (sympathy vote, equal opportunity employment) or hinder your application.

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I think it only fair that the employer know what they would be getting ahead of time. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Job interview at MIT in 2 weeks.

For the Americunts in the crowd, do I need to practice my southern accent?

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Although admittedly sitting on the sidelines on this one, the possibilities are amusing. Skiz might be able to help you out with pronounciation/slang and general pointers on how to act slow southern :blink:

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Except that MIT isn't in the South. It's in Massachusetts ffs. I would think anyone applying for a job there would know that much at least. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Skiz

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Although admittedly sitting on the sidelines on this one, the possibilities are amusing. Skiz might be able to help you out with pronounciation/slang and general pointers on how to act slow southern :blink:

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Except that MIT isn't in the South. It's in Massachusetts ffs. I would think anyone applying for a job there would know that much at least. :dabs:

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And I covered that in post 2. Upon further interrogation, Darth was like America is the South because it's south of me and Idol was like you 're south of some other city so you are in the south and then you were like MIT isn't in the South, so like what's going on again?

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Originally Posted by Skiz

Except that MIT isn't in the South. It's in Massachusetts ffs. I would think anyone applying for a job there would know that much at least. :dabs:

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And I covered that in post 2. Upon further interrogation, Darth was like America is the South because it's south of me and Idol was like you 're south of some other city so you are in the south and then you were like MIT isn't in the South, so like what's going on again?

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I think that it's safe to assume reading makes Skiz's head hurt.

I can even say that with a Southern accent.

I think that it's safe ta assume readin' makes Skiz's head hurt.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I can even say that with a Southern accent.

I think that it's safe ta assume readin' makes Skiz's head hurt.

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You forgot the yeehaw at the end !

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I can even say that with a Southern accent.

I think that it's safe ta assume readin' makes Skiz's head hurt.

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I worded that post in a way to make people's eyes start bleeding.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Job interview at MIT in 2 weeks.

For the Americunts in the crowd, do I need to practice my southern accent?

For the Canadians in the crowd, box me up some snow.

For the Brits in the crowd, continue talking about Squeams. :shifty:

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Well Darth of Intelligence, I don't think you need to be able to even speak English to answer the question 'can you use a mop?'

But then we all know the real reason you posted this. You wanted to brag about having a job interview at MIT. I can read you like a large print book for the blind.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Well Darth of Intelligence

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I only read up to that point. If you're going to hit on me, do it in private. I don't want the negative attention that comes with talking to you in public. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I can even say that with a Southern accent.

I think that it's safe ta assume readin' makes Skiz's head hurt.

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Nice try, but they never use the word "think" south of the Manson-Nixon line. :noes:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Nice try, but they never use the word "think" south of the Manson-Nixon line. :noes:

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I reckon they don't.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Job interview at MIT in 2 weeks.

For the Americunts in the crowd, do I need to practice my southern accent?

For the Canadians in the crowd, box me up some snow.

For the Brits in the crowd, continue talking about Squeams. :shifty:

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Well Darth of Intelligence, I don't think you need to be able to even speak English to answer the question 'can you use a mop?'......

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Didn't you mean derth rather than darth, Squeams ?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Well Darth of Intelligence, I don't think you need to be able to even speak English to answer the question 'can you use a mop?'......

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Didn't you mean derth rather than darth, Squeams ?

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Actually the correct spelling is dearth, but since I'm attempting a play on words spelling it correctly would rather defeat the point, wouldn't it?

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I only read up to that point. If you're going to hit on me, do it in private. I don't want the negative attention that comes with talking to you in public. :shifty:

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I'm tainted. Tainted I tells ya.

You really are talented.

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I only read up to that point. If you're going to hit on me, do it in private. I don't want the negative attention that comes with talking to you in public. :shifty:

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I'm tainted. Tainted I tells ya.

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Ask Mulder what he thinks of your taint.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm tainted. Tainted I tells ya.

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Ask Mulder what he thinks of your taint.

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I already did. He said 'Mmmfhmmmfmmhmph'.

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You really are talented.

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:smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm tainted. Tainted I tells ya.

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Pics please. :naughty: