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I'm going to put on my PJs, and then roll myself a cigarette, then I'm going to pour myself a glass of cherry wine, light some candles (the ones that sound like crackling fire), and settle on the sofa with the latest posthumous Bukowski book that I've been rationing for myself since Christmas. That should take me right up to sleepy time.
Fuck me, my life is great :happy:
That's hella fucking strange, girly. I just posted about Bukowski earlier tonight. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...=1#post3648075
What. The. Fuck. I hadn't read any of that!
That's pretty fucked up to the max.
Agree about Factotum btw. Lily Taylor is perfect in it, and she's smokin'. Exactly how I imagined her character.
Just to prove I'm not shitting you!
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Up until about two weeks ago, I'd've been jealous of that bookcase. Still am in a way. I do love the physicality of books.
However, I got me a Kindle and tons of his obscure stuff, which I am fucking loving to the max and then some.
If only Dave and manker and that M&S guy and MBM and my missus and my kids were dead. We'd be set.
Well, I've never read Bukowski, wtf'd at cherry wine, tried and failed to imagine you with a strand of Drum dangling from your bottom lip and then lol'd at the xmas lights.
Don't you know it's bad luck.
This thread is nothing but an emotional roller-coaster.
Why do I have to die.
I understand the wanton slaughter of the rest but I'd be the ideal compliment to your bliss, Shirley.
No mate. I'm sorry but you must perish. You're far too clever and stand too much of a threat against my plans of world domination and Sophie.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by chavis
and the others
I would agree with you about almost every other book, but Buk's books are art works in themselves. You haven't thrown away your vinyl just because you have an MP3 player have you? The sleeves are beautiful. Have you no soul you oik?
The wine is left over from Xmas, the lights give the room a nice warm glow so I decided to keep them, and I like a cheeky fag now and again so up yer bum!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Hang on....I don't like the sound of this!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Actually, maybe I do :naughty:
Carry on!
You could castrate him and he could be my man-servant? :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Fancy getting emasculated, manker?
It's alright after a while. They grow back bigger.
Castrate, wut.
So it's just my sexual prowess that's the reason for the imminent demise thing.
How about if I promise to hide my talents under a bushel and just wank in a darkened corner or something while you guise read poems to each other.
If that's the case why are you bumping off MBM Chavis ???? He's about as much of a threat in that department as Quentin Crisp. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Sometimes it's a pleasure just being nominated. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
And Art is just jealous because he didn't rate in the hit list. :snooty:
May you all enjoy being one of the chattel crushed by the Great and Powerful Chalice... (although none of you will beallowedworthy to speak his hallowed name.)
Am I M&S (Mary & Susan?)?
Anyways, what kind of tobacco are you rolling? Tasty Drum has gotten way too expensive here, so I buy ~ 1 lb bags of Daughters & Ryan 3 Sails tobacco. It's cut like a shag, using golden Virginia tobacco, utterly smooth and delicious, strong but not harsh. If I continue describing the pleasure of this plant, I might end up going on an even lengthier diatribe about my own stem, so I'll cut it off there. :yikes:
M & S = Marks & Spencers, you like me didn't make the assasination cut, you'll just have to redouble your efforts to generally confuse the populace....Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
All i could think of while tireless reading was is this guy going to have a wank especially when i reached the Bukowski part from there on in i realised i most certaintly do not want to be posting in this thread at allQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
It was my attention whore of a way of asking what M&S was. I guess I have a follow-up now, am I Marks & Spencers, and if not, who are they? Sounds like a law firm.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisM & S = Marks & Spencers, you like me didn't make the assasination cut, you'll just have to redouble your efforts to generally confuse the populace....Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You have a learning disability. I know I am anti-movement about the over-diagnosis of children these days, but you're legit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Human_Being
Fuck it...... yes you are Marks & Spencers, no you are not a law firm, next question ?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIt was my attention whore of a way of asking what M&S was. I guess I have a follow-up now, am I Marks & Spencers, and if not, who are they? Sounds like a law firm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
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Originally Posted by chavisNo mate. I'm sorry but you must perish. You're far too clever and stand too much of a threat against my plans of world domination and Sophie.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And I don't? Racist.
Obviously, I don't fancy squibbles that way, but. Racist
Sorry snny, but I've fulfilled my murder quota for the week. I can squeeze in a quick suffocation around Sunday lunchtime, but you'd better appreciate it. I'll have to go out of my way, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeQuote:
Originally Posted by chavis
And I don't? Racist.
Obviously, I don't fancy squibbles that way, but. Racist
Would you settle for a nice mixed grill? That's a form of punishment shooting championed by the IRA. They shoot you in the knees, ankles and elbows. I know people who've had it done and it comes highly recommended.
I've been having the golden virginia limited edition one over here, it's nice and smooth. But tbh with a menthol tip there's not a lot of harsh whatever I smoke.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I did have a wank last night, but before all that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Human_Being
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Originally Posted by ArtemisFuck it...... yes you are Marks & Spencers, no you are not a law firm, next question ?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I guess we're getting to the depths of it. What am I, why am I here?Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisFuck it...... yes you are Marks & Spencers, no you are not a law firm, next question ?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Sellout :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Mmmm, medicinal.....Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackySellout :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I have never read Bukowski although I have had a very pleasant meal in a diner near my office called Chinaski's. It is suitablyy adorned with large art quality prints of Bukowski and associated memorabilia.