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hi im soso thang u
It was the thang that confused me more than the soso, I think maybe they learned to speak engrish from watching the movie Johnny Dangerously. :blink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv8tVxk6Nj4
Hi Soso,
New member of this forum and excited to be a part of this forum as found many exciting threats here.
I will try to be active here and hope to see you around.
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Chavis makes the most exciting threats and of course he has the whole Irish thing going on, just to add an air of danger and mystery. Manker makes creative threats, but being Welsh, they just don't have the same impact. Mjmacky makes obscure and confusing threats, it has something to do with not using a fumehood correctly apparently, while Megabyteme is too much of a teddy bear to be truly threatening.
Yes your best bet if you want to feel truly threatened is to cast aspersions on Chavis mental state or breeding, that should get the desired result in very short order. :blink:
I rest my case.....
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I'm sorely tempted but what if it goes awry.
It's all hearts and flowers now but you're a horrible ex. You'd end up getting hurt and I think this beautiful thing ought to stop before it starts.
You once said that you'd claim your own life if it meant you didn't have to go through being used. And I'd only use you, Dave. I'd lie to your face. In a car.
The embrace of cold steel is now tantamount to your salvation, Dave.
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You're an ex-convenient dick who was gullible enough to be used.
I want to spare you from going through that again. Which is why I must decline and offer you means of escape if you're too weak to have completely resisted my charms thus far.
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I believe everything you write, Dave.
You don't lie. You said so and given that you don't lie, it must be the truth.
My response to Dave canon, however, is completely arbitrary.
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The only time I've got my boxers in a knot is when you transferred it from the internets into RL and threatened a girl.
You big poof.
Other than that, it's just internets. I give a mild fuck about internets.
Dave's not actually on ignore but I don't read anything he writes so it's a paradox or something.
Some of it is funny, I don't mean he tries to be funny. I mean it's like laughing at a dog with two legs.
However, You feel bad post-lol sometimes, which sucks.
Just read mbm's posts on the subject. He's got Dave's number. Pretty much every post he's written is bang on.
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Yeah, I'm going with Colonel Dave, alone, in the garage, with the car running.*
*Not in a hateful way, but in a, "you are a waste of breathable air" way. Just tell the "family" you are going to your "man cave". They will most likely find your mummified, pink (CSI, FTW) remains when theymiss youneed the car.