Who else is a non fuck giver?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q
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Who else is a non fuck giver?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q
Zigs-
You are 22+, a high school dropout, you would be homeless if someone had not taken you in, and you are donating blood so you are not absolutely without a dime to your name. There is no better time to start giving a fuck. :mellow:
Reality. Check.
But this is my last time being young.
Your situation will not suddenly improve because you become "not young", z. You'll just have a fucked situation AND be older.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
I'm not picking on you, ziggy. I am simply trying to push you in the right direction- and NOW. My life was just as bad (if not worse) than yours. I followed a long, hard road that included multiple jobs, lousy living conditions, and a lot of depression. I persevered through it, and now have a semi-decent life which includes a wonderful wife (who has a good job :w00t: ), two wonderful kids, a moderate house, and a very substantial education. It can be achieved from where you are. you do have to start giving a fuck, or it will never get better. :)
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Every female over the age of 14 that you've ever gone out with?Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Well I'm taking steps but yeah...don't worry.I'll be ok.kind of weird of you to start off with your concerns about pedophilia then give me advice about growing up.
I don't give a fuck xD
I never gave you advice on anything and it's basically insane to take advice given on the internet concerning anything potentially life changing.
Btw that wasn't advice.
I couldn't even find good information on how to cook chicken on the Internet.
My life-changing advice was actually pretty good. However, I would never have given it to him IRL because pedophiles are icky, and I would avoid his trailer park like the plague.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I would guess it has something to do with applying heat to it.
What kind of heat?...body heat the film??
I'm not attracted to every 16yld and never have live'd in a trailer park....or I could and do who the fuck knows.
Ziggy :01:
Idgaf!
I burned my copy of Body Heat not as an ironic performance art statement but in protest of Kathleen Turner morphing into this.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
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The only reason that I haven't likewise burned all of Nicholson's film's is that I'm sexist.
Like a boss.
that was actually a reply to ziggy, but it still works.
You do not mock the serial mom.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I burned my copy of Body Heat not as an ironic performance art statement but in protest of Kathleen Turner morphing into this.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
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The only reason that I haven't likewise burned all of Nicholson's film's is that I'm sexist.
I tried to talk sense to my penis but it seems to have a mind of it's own.
That's really sad. It's almost like someone used one of those programs, took the pic on the left as the starting point and used Delta Burke as the end. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I watched about three episodes of Californication with her in before haltingly saying to my missus; 'for the love of fuck, that ... that thing there, that's Kathleen Turner'.
To which she replied; 'who's Kathleen Turner?'.
Fucking trophy wives :dry:
You know how( or probably don't) a large percentage of the people who worked on the John Wayne movie The Conqueror died of cancer? I'm assuming something similar was in effect here but instead of cancer the cast contracted fat.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfdsyNJbjNk
Btw Delta was Miss Florida once upon a time.
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You talk to your penis? :bag:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I believe we have seen what happens when Floridians get to vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYou talk to your penis? :bag:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Sorry to tell you, that's no peen. Your penis is already dead, and has been replaced by a dopplewanger. :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
:pinch:
I suppose this would be one better than TV diners Ziggy :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
And lately he's taken to hanging out with a bad crowd.I'm afraid that he might have become a dopplegangwanger.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeSorry to tell you, that's no peen. Your penis is already dead, and has been replaced by a dopplewanger. :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
:lol::lol::lol::glagpinch: Having a shit day, and REALLY needed that good laugh. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787And lately he's taken to hanging out with a bad crowd.I'm afraid that he might have become a dopplegangwanger.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
EDIT- You should have been tipped off sooner due to it being black and having a gold-lined pee hole.
The joy of my success is tempered by the understanding that given enough darts even a blind man will occasionally hit the bullseye.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Even sadder, is that before he managed to do that, he killed off all his witnesses. There's a proverb in there somewhere about giving a blind man steel tipped darts.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787The joy of my success is tempered by the understanding that given enough darts even a blind man will occasionally hit the bullseye.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
What if he was in a forest?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I imagine he'd be knocking down trees.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787What if he was in a forest?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
With or without a paddle?
Must be difficult to understand what is it saying while it's inside your mouth :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I'm not certain if he even made it that far up the creek yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787