The internet is a wonderous source of information.

Take this for example.

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The most telling thing that narcissists do is contradict themselves. They will do this virtually in the same sentence, without even stopping to take a breath. It can be trivial (e.g., about what they want for lunch) or it can be serious (e.g., about whether or not they love you). When you ask them which one they mean, they'll deny ever saying the first one, though it may literally have been only seconds since they said it -- really, how could you think they'd ever have said that? You need to have your head examined! They will contradict FACTS. They will lie to you about things that you did together. They will misquote you to yourself. If you disagree with them, they'll say you're lying, making stuff up, or are crazy. [At this point, if you're like me, you sort of panic and want to talk to anyone who will listen about what is going on: this is a healthy reaction; it's a reality check ("who's the crazy one here?"); that you're confused by the narcissist's contrariness, that you turn to another person to help you keep your bearings, that you know something is seriously wrong and worry that it might be you are all signs that you are not a narcissist]. NOTE: Normal people can behave irrationally under emotional stress -- be confused, deny things they know, get sort of paranoid, want to be babied when they're in pain. But normal people recover pretty much within an hour or two or a day or two, and, with normal people, your expressions of love and concern for their welfare will be taken to heart. They will be stabilized by your emotional and moral support. Not so with narcissists -- the surest way I know of to get a crushing blow to your heart is to tell a narcissist you love her or him. They will respond with a nasty power move, such as telling you to do things entirely their way or else be banished from them for ever.

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I wonder if anyone here recognises this.

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Narcissists lack a mature conscience and seem to be restrained only by fear of being punished or of damaging their reputations -- though, again, this can be obscure to casual observation if you don't know what they think their reputations are, and what they believe others think of them may be way out of touch with reality. Their moral intelligence is about at the level of a bright five- or six-year-old; the only rules they recognize are things that have been specifically required, permitted, prohibited, or disapproved of by authority figures they know personally. Anyhow, narcissists can't be counted on not to do something just because it's wrong, illegal, or will hurt someone, as long as they think that they can get away with it or that you can't stop them or punish them (i.e., they don't care what you think unless they're afraid of you)

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spam :dry:

After months of certain members of this board diagnosing me as being mentally ill, I have identified the specific mental illness which those members suffer from.

That's not spam.

It's spam-fan-spastic

The main thing is everyone is all having a laugh innit.

I am a narcissist, what of it?

You know, if you hadn't removed the vast majority of what you said, it's at this point that I'd quote you saying something along the lines of "You don't know who I am! You can't diagnose me online, Artemis! You know nothing about me but the side I've chosen to show here!"

Now, before you articulate your response to this post, I'll be nicer to you than Macky has ever been and let you in on the trap. If you contradict what I've just said, then we all larf epically at how ironic it is that you fit your own description of a narcissistic personality.

If you choose to agree with it, then this post, and by extension your upcoming few thousand posts, are all pointless and you might as well fuck off for good at this point.

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

You know, if you hadn't removed the vast majority of what you said, it's at this point that I'd quote you saying something along the lines of "You don't know who I am! You can't diagnose me online, Artemis! You know nothing about me but the side I've chosen to show here!"

Now, before you articulate your response to this post, I'll be nicer to you than Macky has ever been and let you in on the trap. If you contradict what I've just said, then we all larf epically at how ironic it is that you fit your own description of a narcissistic personality.

If you choose to agree with it, then this post, and by extension your upcoming few thousand posts, are all pointless and you might as well fuck off for good at this point.

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Thanks for pointing out that I deliberately trap people, cock gobbler.

Just as well I'm not going to contadict you then isn't it :)

I can certainly recognise some of myself in what I've been reading, so I most definitely do exhibit some narcissistic behaviour. Thankfully I don't have the trait which has me shitting all over other people without care or reason, and am willing to accept when I've done wrong towards another, as I have with regards to my apology to megabyteme, and my acceptance of his right to treat me like shit for that vile comment.

The really interesting thing about this though, isn't that what I'm reading fits any specific member here (although it does fit more than one) it's that those people are all gathered together being 'mates'. Similarly I can look back and see that the other board (notice the singular there, not the plural as someone here would have you believe) where I was treated as I have been here equally contained a lot of people who all fitted so many of the characteristics of this disorder.

I wonder if that's an internet thing? That the internet is a place where people with personality disorders naturally gather together with similar disorders to be 'mates'.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Thanks for pointing out that I deliberately trap people, cock gobbler.

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Syntactically speaking, I did no such thing. The only implication made was that if I let Reject in on my trap, it would be far nicer than anything you've done to him.

You ousted yourself, princess.

I just wanted to call someone else besides manker a cock gobbler.

Oh! And I don't think I can fuck off for good at this point, I think I'm addicted to the display of outrageous narcissism which this board is.

You called him a caulk gobbler. I can at least get the treatment of amicable misspelling, no?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I just wanted to call someone else besides manker a cock gobbler.

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I didn't want to point out in the homophone thread because you seem in such a good mood, but caulk doesn't sound anything like cock if you're me.

And I am.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I just wanted to call someone else besides manker a cock gobbler.

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I didn't want to point out in the homophone thread because you seem in such a good mood, but caulk doesn't sound anything like cock if you're me.

And I am.

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Sorry to hear that you're saying it wrongly.

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

You called him a caulk gobbler. I can at least get the treatment of amicable misspelling, no?

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No, because I also wanted to imply that he might also eat glue.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

i didn't want to point out in the homophone thread because you seem in such a good mood, but caulk doesn't sound anything like cock if you're me.

And i am.

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sorry to hear that you're saying it wrongly.

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Was the edit to uncapitalize my first letter?

Edit: Blame my ego that I didn't notice you did it to manker as well

That's weird, I didn't change anything, as far as I know. I just bodged the smiley and needed to edit it. Or am I going mad?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

I didn't want to point out in the homophone thread because you seem in such a good mood, but caulk doesn't sound anything like cock if you're me.

And I am.

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Sorry to hear that you're saying it wrongly.

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And they say Americans don't do irony.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

that's weird, i didn't change anything, as far as i know. i just bodged the smiley and needed to edit it. or am i going mad?

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Don't make me split your infinitive.

I assume you're not going to 'allow' any of them posts then manker?

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

that's weird, i didn't change anything, as far as i know. i just bodged the smiley and needed to edit it. or am i going mad?

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Don't make me split your infinitive.

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Hey you're doing it now!

I wanted to see what you looked like without capitals.
You're a mushy-marshmallow-monkey without your harsh edges.

like.

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