What time is ur last call 4 alcohol?

2am here in cali:dry:

Or when i start crying:)

Wat r u duin in cali? Wat hapned tu Oregun?

typo:whistling

Like you'd know... :P

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I dunno I have 2 drink incessantly 2 try and get this song out of my mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB-3BKKr4vY

People picking on jiggy :no:
I can see a trip to Nevada beckoning for our young hero.

Pfft. ziggytroll best troll.

As I was just reminded last night, last alcohol sales are midnight on Saturdays in my county, so as to not broach upon illicit activities on a holy day. Wanted to murder some Christians.

Poor Macky :console:. It was 2am in the bar I was in the early hours of this morning.

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Poor Macky :console:
I was still in a bar at 2am this morning. It was 2am in the bar I was in the early hours of this morning.

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I don't care if you're hungover, that was fucking atrocious.

You're right. I'm desperately eating nachos trying to clear my head but nothing's working.

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You're right. I'm desperately eating nachos trying to clear my head but nothing's working.

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I invented something the other day to do with nachos.
I was in the kitchen, obviously neglected, and discovered a clear packet of something that looked like floppy poppadoms. They were nachos, presumably raw nachos as found in the wild. I looked on the back of the packet and it said you had to fry them, so I did. I then filled them with cheese, fried them some more and ate a delicious, and most likely nutritious, meal.

I'm only sharing this with internets people as I feel my immediate kin and kith are less likely to be impressed.

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I invented something the other day to do with nachos.
I was in the kitchen, obviously neglected, and discovered a clear packet of something that looked like floppy poppadoms. They were nachos, presumably raw nachos as found in the wild. I looked on the back of the packet and it said you had to fry them, so I did. I then filled them with cheese, fried them some more and ate a delicious, and most likely nutritious, meal.

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I hope you showed those wild nachos compassion and killed them humanely. I hate to think of you frying once free-roaming nachos live. :yikes:

Of course, the most humane thing to do would have been to release them back to the green rolling hills where they were rounded up and snatched from their families.

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I invented something the other day to do with nachos.
I was in the kitchen, obviously neglected, and discovered a clear packet of something that looked like floppy poppadoms. They were nachos, presumably raw nachos as found in the wild. I looked on the back of the packet and it said you had to fry them, so I did. I then filled them with cheese, fried them some more and ate a delicious, and most likely nutritious, meal.

I'm only sharing this with internets people as I feel my immediate kin and kith are less likely to be impressed.

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Needs chillies in there somewhere.
And I don't like what you're insinuating, internet people have standards too :snooty:

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I invented something the other day to do with nachos.
I was in the kitchen, obviously neglected, and discovered a clear packet of something that looked like floppy poppadoms. They were nachos, presumably raw nachos as found in the wild. I looked on the back of the packet and it said you had to fry them, so I did. I then filled them with cheese, fried them some more and ate a delicious, and most likely nutritious, meal.

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I hope you showed those wild nachos compassion and killed them humanely. I hate to think of you frying once free-roaming nachos live. :yikes:

Of course, the most humane thing to do would have been to release them back to the green rolling hills where they were rounded up and snatched from their families.

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I was working under the basic tenet that these wild nachos would have been pre-asphyxiated inside the plastic wrapper for the consumer's convenience.

If this isn't the case please advise. Or please ask a nearby female to advise. This is their territory, after all, so I can't be held responsible for my callow kitchen craft.

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I was working under the basic tenet that these wild nachos would have been pre-asphyxiated inside the plastic wrapper for the consumer's convenience.

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Well, I believe I have just solved the mystery of why none of the wild nachos I have ever released back to the wilds have ventured from their release points. Here I thought they were just appreciative of my emancipating them. :blushing:

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I was working under the basic tenet that these wild nachos would have been pre-asphyxiated inside the plastic wrapper for the consumer's convenience.

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Well, I believe I have just solved the mystery of why none of the wild nachos I have ever released back to the wilds have ventured from their release points. Here I thought they were just appreciative of my emancipating them. :blushing:

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It's the thought that counts, mate.
I imagine that the the head honcho nacho holds you in high esteem for your efforts.

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Well, I believe I have just solved the mystery of why none of the wild nachos I have ever released back to the wilds have ventured from their release points. Here I thought they were just appreciative of my emancipating them. :blushing:

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It's the thought that counts, mate.
I imagine that the the head honcho nacho holds you in high esteem for your efforts.

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If I could have just saved one, maybe I wouldn't be haunted with their screams at night...

I'm glad my nachos didn't scream as I fried them. You must have got a live one by mistake.
You should sue $Tesco.

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I'm glad my nachos didn't scream as I fried them. You must have got a live one by mistake.
You should sue $Tesco.

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Are you saying you can't hear the thousands of desperate, captive voices emanating from the shelves?

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I'm glad my nachos didn't scream as I fried them. You must have got a live one by mistake.
You should sue $Tesco.

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Are you saying you can't hear the thousands of desperate, captive voices emanating from the shelves?

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I'll have no truck with your mind games.

Those voices are no more real than you all people here who live inside my computer.

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Are you saying you can't hear the thousands of desperate, captive voices emanating from the shelves?

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I'll have no truck with your mind games.

Those voices are no more real than you all people here who live inside my computer.

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Now that you are a Mod, you'll have to hear all of us screaming at night, as well... :shifty:

Something along the lines of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=playnmJB_TI

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Something along the lines of this?

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Well, everybody knows they don't have little faces on them.

Psycho. :ermm:

Well.
That was mildly horrific.

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