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Macky is currently 38 posts shy of 5k. Unless I'm mistaken, he'll get his black stars within the next 27 minutes.
Congrats, Macky!
As your biggest fan, I have happily quoted you in my sigy all 3 times you have said something funny, or interesting. :)
Conversely I've never quoted either of you as you're both about as funny as an African child with leprosy and as interesting as the static on my TV after a station stops broadcasting for the day.
This has motivated me to find a Nigerian leper willing to do stand-up comedy.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I took that as a compliment of the highest level, too. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth CiceroThis has motivated me to find a Nigerian leper willing to do stand-up comedy.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
That's the first time you've called me interesting, considering the state of television these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I didn't know you were keeping count. My goal is to surpass morbid in saying interesting things. It's a hefty goal, but if I can't accomplish that I might as well commit suicide.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Oh I see. I have like these silver stars now. That's it, 5000 is all you need to be a veteran? Hmm, it doesn't feel any different other than my caption reverting back to "poster".
Yes, but now you can scare n00bs. :01:
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Originally Posted by megabyteme
Btw clearly my motion to bar pedophiles from the higher user classes was over-ruled.
What's funny is that you ever thought your input was considered.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
mjmacky u so gay
I was going to say my thoughts exactly but on reflection I don't see any thinking being involved.On a positive note I think I have found the chorus to that song I've been working on.Quote:
Originally Posted by cocacolaaa
Is it a Carly Simon redux with 'you're so gay' supplanting the original.
Plz post full amended lyrics so I can get it stuck in a loop in my mind for the next few days.
mjmacky u so gay
u prolly think this hot cock is for u
u so gay
(u so gay)
ill bet u think this hot cock is for u
dont u
dont u
u had me kneeling doggy style
when my bum still had its cherry
u felt up my sack and said its a pretty pair
thats when you rolled up your sleeve
u plunged your fist in so deep
i know i could hardly breathe
when i came to i found beads in my kishkes
beads in my kishkes
mjmacky u so gay...
No manky, it didn't take me 5 minutes, we just had the exact same thought. I saw your post after I put together my lyrics. It's actually really fucking scary.
I just deleted a post which said; 'how the fucking fuck did you compose and write that in 5 minutes'.
yes :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary
Double scary. Can I take my half back with me? I'm about to take a nap and I'll need something to dream with.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And gay. :ghey:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
What, are you looking for a promotion Lieutenant Obvious? I just made song about how gay I am.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Was Arty in the Gay Beard club?
Maybe he wants in.
You need a pic first though, mate.
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Also; why do you wake up so early every day, Mary?
It's really really :ghey: I mean I have to stress how :ghey: it is, repeatedly it seems, and even after that, it still strikes me as :ghey:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWhat, are you looking for a promotion Lieutenant Obvious? I just made song about how gay I am.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I have inconsistent hours. The only trend is 20-24 hours of awake, 10-14 hours of sleep. There's also a trend to deviate from that dramatically.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The trend I noticed was that you're usually around after my first cawfee at 10am, which is 5am for you unless Florida isn't EST.
So that's three trends, only-one-trend-boi.
ive heard once you go black you never go back
No, the correct expression is; once you go black, you get aids.
No, it's: Once you go to Africa, you get the aids.
Snee has a point.
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Fuck Africa, why the hell are those islands in the south pacific covered with those AIDS thingies?
The trends are my sleep schedule, I will usually pop on FST around the same times if I'm awake.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The Blacks have other saying like "If I'm minding my own business just driving down the street in my Volvo, chances are the cops will still pull me over before they do that white pedophile in the panel van". Of course that is only a rough translation. For the actual quote you will need to run that through an Ebonics translator and add gunshots in the background.
It's because there are a lot of people who have aids in the areas those places on the map depict.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Stop me if I'm being too technical.
This could be problematic for my future travel plans. I am in need of the confirmation of accuracy.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerIt's because there are a lot of people who have aids in the areas those places on the map depict.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Stop me if I'm being too technical.
Seems legit to me.
better bag it or stick to virgins
fo rizzle...Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Wait, I'm not black. I meant, I agree.
How do you know they're not AIDS babies?!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The subset of black people does not overlap with the subset of people who are virgins.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyHow do you know they're not AIDS babies?!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
We're talking about oceanic Asian countries now, black people can't swim silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth CiceroThe subset of black people does not overlap with the subset of people who are virgins.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Judging by the Olympics, they can jump it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky