Leers I have known and loved

I've discovered there's a sweet spot in the day when I am more likely than any other to get leered at by men in the street. Usually, like today, it's in the afternoon of a weekend when I'm doing the walk of shame home in what I was wearing the night before. I think the combination of looking out of place and wearing very little is probably what does it. The quality of the leering at this time of day seems to be much better too. At night time it's usually along the lines of 'hoi *insert complimentary label*, then the word 'CUNT!' when they get ignored. During the day they can be quite witty. Probably because they're sober.

Anyway, today I got a doozie. Some scrotes in a car pulled up beside me and started making personal comments about my form, which I ignored. They then decided to get my attention by shouting 'Emmanuel Petit' to me. Took me ages to work out what they were getting at; I had to look it up when I got home. Turns out he's a fucking ex Arsenal football player. They were saying I looked like him, the little cunts!

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Ah well, at least he's handsome :happy:

You never put a comparison photie up :J2smilie:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I've discovered there's a sweet spot in the day when I am more likely than any other to get leered at by men in the street. Usually, like today, it's in the afternoon of a weekend when I'm doing the walk of shame home in what I was wearing the night before. I think the combination of looking out of place and wearing very little is probably what does it. The quality of the leering at this time of day seems to be much better too. At night time it's usually along the lines of 'hoi *insert complimentary label*, then the word 'CUNT!' when they get ignored. During the day they can be quite witty. Probably because they're sober.

Anyway, today I got a doozie. Some scrotes in a car pulled up beside me and started making personal comments about my form, which I ignored. They then decided to get my attention by shouting 'Emmanuel Petit' to me. Took me ages to work out what they were getting at; I had to look it up when I got home. Turns out he's a fucking ex Arsenal football player. They were saying I looked like him, the little cunts!

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Ah well, at least he's handsome :happy:

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Maybe they were disappointed you turned out to be a girlie :idunno:

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Originally Posted by queams

They then decided to get my attention by shouting 'Emmanuel Petit' to me.

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I found the comparison amusing :happy:

I don't leer as such, I'm much too refined for that kind of thing nowadays. My peers and I tend to keep our comments to ourselves until the object has moved without of earshot.

Four of us, pished up during a daytime casual binge drinking sesh, were walking toward another pub a while back and we concurrently noticed two fourteen year olds (approx), completely caked in make-up but very little else. One of which seemed to be adjusting her tits such that areolae would be visible to the casual onlooker.
Several comments raced through my mind but I wasn't sure which, if any, would be entirely appropriate given I wasn't actually on the internets at the time. I ended up saying nothing at all, and neither did the other three until one eventually uttered; 'no wonder they get raped'.

We three lol'd, moved on to the pub, got the beers in and reflected during the imbibing of that a new era of even darker humour had been born.

Why do I get the feeling you three would have been more polite to the "ladies" on the way out? :whistling

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Why do I get the feeling you three would have been more polite to the "ladies" on the way out? :whistling

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We don't actually talk to women during these mike rayers. Unless it's an 'unlucky, flowe' when you pwn a female pool player.
Can't see the point in talking to female pub-goers if you're not on the pull.
I mean, I'll talk to a girl if she comes up to me cus she knows me or w.e. but all the while, I'll be getting disapproving stares from the rest of the homos.

Or do you mean to our respective missuses on the way out of the house, like?

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Originally Posted by manker

I mean, I'll talk to a girl if she comes up to me cus she knows me or w.e. but all the while, I'll be getting disapproving stares from the rest of the homos.

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I had a feeling your other post was just being bitchy because those girls were wearing nicer dresses than you guys.

You must have been misinformed somewhere along the line.
The approved dress-code for binge drinking in the summer is shirtless with knee length combat shorts and shiny daps.

I only get to wear dresses if the missus is late home from wurk.

Different cultures, I guess. In the US, shirtless has been outlawed due to the over-popularity of McDonalds.

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US legal decision makers in progressive thinking shock.

Too many were dying of shock seeing other obese without shirts. Something had to be done.

I was opposed at first, wanting to showoff my pectoral implants, but now I'm actually in support of masks for the ugly. And minorities.

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Originally Posted by manker

You must have been misinformed somewhere along the line.
The approved dress-code for binge drinking in the summer is shirtless with knee length combat shorts, socks and crocs.

I only get to wear dresses if the missus is late home from wurk.

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Fixed that

Cracking weather is it not. Squeams is going to be a sweaty minx by the time this run is finished :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Cracking weather is it not. Squeams is going to be a sweaty minx by the time this run is finished :naughty:

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Well, this is the thread to leer and so far the side has been let down. Apart from mbm trying to coerce me into helping him imagine me in a frock.

Also, have you moved from Scotchland, Les.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Cracking weather is it not. Squeams is going to be a sweaty minx by the time this run is finished :naughty:

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Well, this is the thread to leer and so far the side has been let down. Apart from mbm trying to coerce me into helping him imagine me in a frock.

Also, have you moved from Scotchland, Les.

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Not sure if thinking of you in a dress counts as leering :fear:

Imagining Squeams all hot and steamy after her run...now that is leering. Or peeking into the girls showers..that I think is also leering...not that merest speculation of a thought passed my mind in that direction.

Nope we are been indulged in the good weather too (for once). Today was the warmest March day on record in Scotlandshire. The previous high was spookily on the day I was born, not that I recall it at all at all.

:lol:
Sir, have you been cooling yourself down with long island ice teas again.

It's been decent here too but I've been in work most of the day.
I tried early doors to get a pass for the pub, failed, and decided to seek refuge in my office in protest.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I've discovered there's a sweet spot in the day when I am more likely than any other to get leered at by men in the street. Usually, like today, it's in the afternoon of a weekend when I'm doing the walk of shame home in what I was wearing the night before. I think the combination of looking out of place and wearing very little is probably what does it. The quality of the leering at this time of day seems to be much better too. At night time it's usually along the lines of 'hoi *insert complimentary label*, then the word 'CUNT!' when they get ignored. During the day they can be quite witty. Probably because they're sober.

Anyway, today I got a doozie. Some scrotes in a car pulled up beside me and started making personal comments about my form, which I ignored. They then decided to get my attention by shouting 'Emmanuel Petit' to me. Took me ages to work out what they were getting at; I had to look it up when I got home. Turns out he's a fucking ex Arsenal football player. They were saying I looked like him, the little cunts!

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Ah well, at least he's handsome :happy:

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Petit was a cornerstone of the midfield in the most successful Arsenal team in recent years. They were probably making a reference to how vital you are.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by queams

They then decided to get my attention by shouting 'Emmanuel Petit' to me.

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I found the comparison amusing :happy:I don't leer as such, I'm much too refined for that kind of thing nowadays. My peers and I tend to keep our comments to ourselves until the object has moved without of earshot.Four of us, pished up during a daytime casual binge drinking sesh, were walking toward another pub a while back and we concurrently noticed two fourteen year olds (approx), completely caked in make-up but very little else. One of which seemed to be adjusting her tits such that areolae would be visible to the casual onlooker. Several comments raced through my mind but I wasn't sure which, if any, would be entirely appropriate given I wasn't actually on the internets at the time. I ended up saying nothing at all, and neither did the other three until one eventually uttered; 'no wonder they get raped'.We three lol'd, moved on to the pub, got the beers in and reflected during the imbibing of that a new era of even darker humour had been born.

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Dennis Waterman was in the news recently saying basically that these days women are so clever and articulate, the only way men can win an argument with them is to punch them. He said it in such a forlorn, hapless way that it totally made my day. Do you think we're broken? :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Cracking weather is it not. Squeams is going to be a sweaty minx by the time this run is finished :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Not sure if thinking of you in a dress counts as leering :fear: Imagining Squeams all hot and steamy after her run...now that is leering. Or peeking into the girls showers..that I think is also leering...not that merest speculation of a thought passed my mind in that direction.

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Biggles! Really!

Spoiler: Show

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Originally Posted by MJMacky

Petit was a cornerstone of the midfield in the most successful Arsenal team in recent years. They were probably making a reference to how vital you are.

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Thank you, that must have been it. Nothing to do with my masculine jaw and forehead you could pick up Sky Sports on :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Biggles! Really!

Spoiler: Show

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I say!

What a let down :(

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Biggles! Really!

Spoiler: Show

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I say!

What a let down :(

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Nyawwwh, I drew you a cartoon and everything! Didn't you get it?

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I say!

What a let down :(

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Nyawwwh, I drew you a cartoon and everything! Didn't you get it?

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Ahhh! I hadn't opened all the doo dahs....no showers though :naughty:

Mulder would have approved of the sexy times position I'm mostly guessing.

:huh: brb, opening my doo dah :naughty:



Edit: wtf did you do to my syntax, Squeams D;

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Nyawwwh, I drew you a cartoon and everything! Didn't you get it?

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Ahhh! I hadn't opened all the doo dahs....no showers though :naughty:

Mulder would have approved of the sexy times position I'm mostly guessing.

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Ahhh, I miss dear Mulder and his constant threats of back-door smashing.

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Originally Posted by manker

:huh: brb, opening my doo dah :naughty:



Edit: wtf did you do to my syntax, Squeams D;

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Nothing :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

:huh: brb, opening my doo dah :naughty:



Edit: wtf did you do to my syntax, Squeams D;

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Pics?


-bd

Strangely enough, I was just looking at an actual pic of myself without any clothes on. You can't see my head but it's really me (I had to prove it on here cus of besmirchers)
Bizarrely, barbie keeps it in his FST folder on this very website.

Check it out if you like. I'm much too modest to actually post it.

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Originally Posted by squeams

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Originally Posted by manker

Edit: wtf did you do to my syntax, Squeams D;

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Nothing :unsure:

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You word brick'd me :cry:

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Originally Posted by manker

Strangely enough, I was just looking at an actual pic of myself without any clothes on. You can't see my head but it's really me (I had to prove it on here cus of besmirchers)
Bizarrely, barbie keeps it in his FST folder on this very website.

Check it out if you like. I'm much too modest to actually post it.

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I want to see! Don't keep it to yourselves, queers.

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Originally Posted by manker

You word brick'd me :cry:

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

gah!

as to the pic, look in barbie's folder

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Ahhh! I hadn't opened all the doo dahs....no showers though :naughty:

Mulder would have approved of the sexy times position I'm mostly guessing.

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Ahhh, I miss dear Mulder and his constant threats of back-door smashing.

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If we all think* about sweet loving he may just return.


Edit: * and post pics obviousment

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by MJMacky

Petit was a cornerstone of the midfield in the most successful Arsenal team in recent years. They were probably making a reference to how vital you are.

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Thank you, that must have been it. Nothing to do with my masculine jaw and forehead you could pick up Sky Sports on :shifty:

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How the fuck did you know that I've had a tendency to capitalize the MJM?

Also, your major error was to assume I'd speak in so much depth about a sport. Additionally, I don't recall a situation where something else was neither neutral towards nor despising me, so if you're trying to insult him I think you did a bang up job.

What footballers has everyone else been compared to?

Mine's Gerard Pique. I've never seen him play though, so I'm not sure how to take it.

Oi, thats not nice! taking over Squeams fred with your football fetish, start your own.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Oi, thats not nice! taking over Squeams fred with your football fetish, start your own.

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I might be autistic, but I'm pretty sure she already started it.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Oi, thats not nice! taking over Squeams fred with your football fetish, start your own.

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I might be autistic, but I'm pretty sure she already started it.

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Well you can compare notes with Oleg then.....if he ever talks again. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I might be autistic, but I'm pretty sure she already started it.

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Well you can compare notes with Oleg then.....if he ever talks again. :idunno:

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I can prove it by making my addendum to post #31 this:

"Ah well, at least he's handsome :happy:"

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

how the fuck did you know that i've had a tendency to capitalize the mjm?

Also, your major error was to assume i'd speak in so much depth about a sport. Additionally, i don't recall a situation where something else was neither neutral towards nor despising me, so if you're trying to insult him i think you did a bang up job.

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inception

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

inception

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So nice of you to return and comment, I was thinking you were busy with attempted conception

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

inception

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So nice of you to return and comment, I was thinking you were busy with attempted conception

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Given the party your post is addressed to, I'd be weary of the consequences after the reception

I srsly have no idea what Squeams means this time, *nor when she did wrote inception in big letters to me on a previous occasion.

*for Snee

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Originally Posted by manker

I srsly have no idea what Squeams means this time, *nor when she did wrote inception in big letters to me on a previous occasion.

*for Snee

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The film, Inception. It means I have committed 'inception' upon your mind: either influenced, or read, or mind ninja'd it in some way :smilie4: