Quickfire questions and statements for a SnnY Monday.

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

Mary is definitely in prison I think.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

Can someone go get JP?

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?

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Originally Posted by manker

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

Mary is definitely in prison I think.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

Can someone go get JP?

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?

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I think I could run 6 miles but I don't know if I could do it wiggling my butt like Squeamous did though.

I haven't the foggiest as I only add people to my friends list so that I no longer have to put any effort out into maintaining our relationship.

Euphemism obviously and resulted in an unpleasant image I wish I could erase.

Who the feck is a Panesar?

They can't put you directly in prison so I think probably more likely County Jail awaiting trial.

My earliest memory of everything is porn related.

Another euphemism obviously so yes.

Your writing that your favourite thing is your sig.

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Originally Posted by manker

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

Mary is definitely in prison I think.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

Can someone go get JP?

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?

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No, definitely not.

Shouldn't you be able to tell us?

Can we have pics of the girl and not you or the carpet please?

Who cares?

Wherever he is, as long as he's happy that's the important thing.

No.

JP is old, we should probably start looking for his replacement soon anyway.

That the final total we raised for the run was £867 :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

Mary is definitely in prison I think.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

Can someone go get JP?

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?

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I think I could run 6 miles but I don't know if I could do it wiggling my butt like Squeamous did though.

I haven't the foggiest as I only add people to my friends list so that I no longer have to put any effort out into maintaining our relationship.

Euphemism obviously and resulted in an unpleasant image I wish I could erase.

Who the feck is a Panesar?

They can't put you directly in prison so I think probably more likely County Jail awaiting trial.

My earliest memory of everything is porn related.

Another euphemism obviously so yes.

Your writing that your favourite thing is your sig.

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Quoting due to the perfect use of the space-bar and absence of extraneous punctuation.
Okay so I'd probably have put a few commas in to break things up, but I'm not even going to mention that.

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There are no euphemisms in that, no innuendo and negligible humour.
Also, how do you know she wiggled her butt :stalker:

Yes. But I might puke up that burger I just had, after.

You see them in the list with a + after their name. Afaik even if they're ckrit.

Good luck.

Idk


No, she's busy looking for the pass to her oleg account.

No.

Idk.

What idle wrote about what you wrote.

Thqueams: I know I should probably know, but I don't. I've never even read the rules here. True story.
You can't have pics of the hawt burd. You get me and the carpet, that's it :snooty:

Congrats on the amount you raised. Les and, more curiously, Idol have been requesting sweaty pics.
I think they've volunteered to get that total up to £1000 unless I misunderstood or made it all up.

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You see them in the list with a + after their name. Afaik even if they're ckrit.

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Cheers :happy:
That's pretty much why I made this thread. I just fleshed it out with fluff.

I'm certain most of your questions can be answered through the medium of music video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...;v=s0KwCyRSD98

Not clicking for the aforementioned aural circumspection but also because I'm worried that I'll discover you just asked me out.

I clicked on jewtewb to find a Michael Bay video, and that was plastered all over the front page. Laziness got the best of me, and posted that one instead. You were doomed to get one atrocity, or another... :devil:

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I clicked on jewtewb to find a Michael Bay video, and that was plastered all over the front page. Laziness got the best of me, and posted that one instead. You were doomed to get one atrocity, or another... :devil:

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The really sad thing is that it's got more of a plot than some of his movies.Actually created just to make a buck,nonsensical, fancy cars, hawt women who are robotic ,irritating music , quick cuts to give the false impression of something happening ,pointless explosions, no real resolution at the end ,this is a Michael Bay movie.:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmNEG8IFd_Y

I bet you cried at the end of Bad Boys II.

I cried when they announced there was going to be a Bad Boys II. Actually I had to rewatch the trailer to be sure that I had even seen BBII seeing as it differs so very little from BBI. Even then all I remembered was the scene on the freeway with Will Smith swerving around stuff.The one with Nick Cage , the Ferrari and the hills of San Fransisco in The Rock was better acted.

Watch something directed by Uwe Boll, is all I'm saying. You'll wish it was as good as Bad Boys II.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgNeoMvC6hA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72wbwbjpxQ

I'll admit, tho, that the black and white pirate flashbacks of that movie made me laugh.

I've seen House of the Dead , all three BloodRaynes,Alone in the Dark, In the Name of the King and Postal. People ask how does he manage to finance such indescribable shit but supposedly investors love Uwe Bowl movies because they can use them as tax write-offs somehow.
Thing is unlike Boll unlike Bay( but like Ed Wood) actually has a real affection for making movies, he's just incredibly bad at it.Easy to hate the movies but hard to hate the man.

Also he not only talks the talk but is willing to walk the walk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swg4SshYx2E

ffs, I thought I had watched too much crap on the telly. You make me look like an amateur at doing nothing.

tbh, I've sometimes suspected Boll of being some kind of cinematic genius. Those ill-timed slowmotion-shots, fex, those almost seem intentional.

Also. My favourite among his matches was when he pummeled lowtax.

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did? Nope. /wopped.

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline? Already answered.

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive. /pics or it never happened.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann? Indian Cheese fits in a bowl more easily than gheyme. :unsure:

Mary is definitely in prison I think. He's more likely to be on a week-long Jesus retreat. It's what Merkins do.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related? Goatse was an early one.

Can someone go get JP? Perhaps we should ask Mrs.JP if he's allowed first.

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours? A sign for a shop called Marys Nail's. Most funny stuff was on these, here internets tbh. The sign just annoyed me.

At first I thought the shop sign was some play on 'snail' that I wasn't understanding, so I re-read it.
The apostrophe abuse hit from both perusals impacted upon me at the same time.

I'm going to PM Mary and ask her to pray for my tattered retinae.

I'm sure there's a Tumblr, btw, for sign related apostrophe abuse. There are some sick, sick people on these internets we live in.

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Thqueams: I know I should probably know, but I don't. I've never even read the rules here. True story.
You can't have pics of the hawt burd. You get me and the carpet, that's it :snooty:

Congrats on the amount you raised. Les and, more curiously, Idol have been requesting sweaty pics.
I think they've volunteered to get that total up to £1000 unless I misunderstood or made it all up.

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Well? What's the situation? It's now after lunch and we all want to know whether you the carpet got laid.
And how do you think I got the sponsorship total up that far in the first place? I shall pm pictures to the kind souls who donated :shifty:

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did? Not exactly like that, no

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline? I don't have any friends on here

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive. Deep shag?

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann? Cricket is a game of luck

Mary is definitely in prison I think. A prison of his own mind

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related? No. Oh wait. Yes.

Can someone go get JP? I imagine JP employs someone to do that already

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours? Proper Bo is on holiday :schnauz:

I spent the entire day so far working. I missed most of the cricket, I rushed my lunch and I think I might have to work some more in about ten minutes time.
Tomoro I will be mostly convalescing so the laying will be done on Thursday instead :emo:

I await the pics for knocking-out-a-swift-one porpoises.

Congrats on 19k, barbs.
I don't get answer one or seven. They seem a little non-secateaureous to me.

As for cricket being a game of luck, I think you'll find that Swann took 4 wickets in his ten overs today and that the age old analogy of cream rising to the top is particularly true in this, the most gentlemanly of pursuits.

Yeah ya do... :smilie4:

SO you're not going to explain them :dabs:

ermm..... OK then. :ermm:

1) I was inferring that squeams runs like a girl with arms and legs flailing wildly.. My running technique is akin to Ussain Bolt's, obviously...

7) I was alluding to the fact that JP is enormously wealthy and probably has a chauffeur to drive him around from mansion to mansion or something.

If I don't get a big dabs smiley in response to this post I'll be very disappointed...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...bigdabses5.gif

I was thinking too literally. I was wondering how on earth JP would be able to anticipate the need to employ a man to go get him to come back to the internets when the internets hadn't yet decided she wanted him to return.
And also, I reckon you run like a man with a kindle in his inside pocket who has to hold the front tails of his double breasted suit jacket to stop it falling out as he tries in vain to catch the number 93 bus to Littlehampton :smilie4:

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And also, I reckon you run like a man with a kindle in his inside pocket who has to hold the front tails of his double breasted suit jacket to stop it falling out as he tries in vain to catch the number 93 bus to Littlehampton :smilie4:

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Hahahahaha, ahem, are you sure we've never met? :unsure:

Closest we got was when you were loike 3 miles away from my house for the weekend but you weren't allowed to meet me in the pub.

:pinch:

Meeeow! :pinch:

(How the fuck DO you spell the sound a cat makes? I had to look that up and even now I'm not happy with it...)

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(How the fuck DO you spell the sound a cat makes? I had to look that up and even now I'm not happy with it...)

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Intuitively, it's miaow.

And also, you should have checked out Usain :whistling

You're still a pendant.

Also, my nephew says: vvvcvchhgggvvcxxxdxdfdedqssasscfddwdddwwffwd

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ermm..... OK then. :ermm:

1) I was inferring that squeams runs like a girl with arms and legs flailing wildly.. My running technique is akin to Ussain Bolt's, obviously...

7) I was alluding to the fact that JP is enormously wealthy and probably has a chauffeur to drive him around from mansion to mansion or something.

If I don't get a big dabs smiley in response to this post I'll be very disappointed...

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How dare you! I run like a joyful gazelle!

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And also, I reckon you run like a man with a kindle in his inside pocket who has to hold the front tails of his double breasted suit jacket to stop it falling out as he tries in vain to catch the number 93 bus to Littlehampton :smilie4:

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How dare you! I run like a joyful gazelle!

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And also, I reckon you run like a man with a kindle in his inside pocket who has to hold the front tails of his double breasted suit jacket to stop it falling out as he tries in vain to catch the number 93 bus to Littlehampton :smilie4:

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You get girl gazelles too you know

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How dare you! I run like a joyful gazelle!



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You get girl gazelles too you know

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They run like joyful gazelles too :snooty:

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You get girl gazelles too you know

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They run like joyful gazelles too :snooty:

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If you watch a gazelle, which isn't being chased by a predatory feline and thus relatively joyful, do a spot of running, they look look a bit girly anyway.
They prance about a lot and it all seems rather aimless. You can often see them stop off to look at some grass plus they get skittish if the wind changes.

My own style of running is of the particularly relentless lupine variety :smilie4:

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They run like joyful gazelles too :snooty:

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If you watch a gazelle, which isn't being chased by a predatory feline and thus relatively joyful, do a spot of running, they look look a bit girly anyway.
They prance about a lot and it all seems rather aimless. You can often see them stop off to look at some grass plus they get skittish if the wind changes.

My own style of running is of the particularly relentless lupine variety :smilie4:

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Fuck you!! :pinch:

Wait a second.....aren't you a bit old for running? :unsure:

Bring it :D

Speaking of which, you and M&SSTD did fucking well to even be in the mood for sex after running all that way.
After a run, I can barely muster up the energy to even suck on a fag.

Light-hearted gazelles are always the first ones to get eaten.Prancing around ,head in the clouds ,not a care in the World and then next thing you know blam torn to bloodly little pieces and digesting in a hyenas belly.:(