^This is what your post would have looked like if you could write properly. You wouldn't look like such an idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by JustDOSE
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^This is what your post would have looked like if you could write properly. You wouldn't look like such an idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by JustDOSE
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Sorry, but I must disagree...He would still look pretty much like an idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
got another faggot bitch e-thug in my fanclub(ignore list), feel tough behind a pc bro.... =PQuote:
Originally Posted by teflon05Sorry, but I must disagree...He would still look pretty much like an idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Untrue....I feel tough all the time :yup:
Just joking. In all seriousness though, about your following PM to me:
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Please stop hanging on my nuts, unfortunately I am not a faggot like yourself nor am I here to judge cock gobbling faggots such as yourself. So in closing, eat a dick and get off mine. U little bitch faggot.
love the guy who butt-fucks your mother,
just doseR
P.S: Tell your bitch wife and that old slut of a mother to be ready for papi tonight; & I'm going to stretch your daughters tight little pussy one finger at time :yes:
Let me address your points, one by one.
1. I doubt very highly that you have any nuts, & if so, they probably haven't dropped yet.
2.By your insistent use of "faggot", I have to assume you are either a homophobe, or you are gay yourself & watch a lot of gay porn & daydream a lot. That's alright though...I hear latent homosexuality is pretty common. You might be better off to just come out of the closet though, as I'm sure your life would be a lot easier.
3. I'm divorced, & I agree...She is a bitch. Feel free to bang her at will. You're just the revenge she deserves.
4.Unfortunately for you, I only have son's & they are not gay. Keep looking though, I'm sure you'll find the right man eventually.
5. My mother has been dead for many years, but if you want to go through all the trouble to dig her up for a bit of necrophilia, go for it.
I notice you mention "butt fucking" though. There's that latent homosexuality again. You might want to dig up the guy that's beside her instead.
You run along like a good little boy, now. And you have fun with that. ;)
My honest opinion is that he doesn't have enough brain functionality to allow him to participate in any sexual activity beyond rubbing his pubis with the back of his hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Since we're sharing, he sent me the exact same message. I quoted mine below for posterity.
How impersonal!
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Originally Posted by JustLAZY
That might work out for him though. I'm sure he has a neanderthal-like hand, covered in fur. He can imagine it's a nice hairy man-buttocks.
Wow. He's too lazy to even come up with original insults for two people? Then again, after reading some of his past posts, & seeing his limited cranial capacity, It's not too surprising. I especially like the wanna-be gansta stuff. That shit just never gets old :dry:
Wait, what? He was trying to insult me? I thought he was trying to court me. I never got around to learning the ins and outs of ghetto trash creole. I was relying too heavily on my limited understanding of ghetto speak.Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Well, he does say "unfortunately, I'm not a faggot" which I assume means he wishes he was. Also, "love the guy who buttfucks your mother" sounds a bit suspect to me, too. You might want to watch your backside, just to be safe.
You never know when another skizo internet stalker might come along. http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/424/gaystalker.png
Skizo is an internet stalker. This is news.
Sometimes I just wish that I could sit here pressing f5 so I don't miss this stuff.
As that reads, I can only assume he means for each of you to have some kind of hippy love for your father/step-father.Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Some kind of Easter Bunny goodwill to all men sort of thing. :idunno:
What kind of magic was it that made me thread author during the translocation? It could have been an addendum to the Mary's #2 fan thread, and to be fair I could have posted all the replies there.
The only reason I hadn't in the first place is because I think "newsgroup", "file sharing" and "internet" are the only words justdose actually understands, and any of his posts in the "Lounge" area are all the results of stumbling or happenstance. Thus, it seemed a bit unfair to hide my replies to him in the Lounge, severely limiting his opportunity to defend or retort. That's like blindfolding a quadriplegic before you mercilessly beat him with an aluminum bat, i.e. excessive force. I'm not such an insecure sap to resort to such methods.
One step at a time, I think it's several years too early to introduce him to the nuances of comma use/absence. I think we'd have an easier time getting Idol to willingly comply to grammatical standards post request.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeAs that reads, I can only assume he means for each of you to have some kind of hippy love for your father/step-father.Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Some kind of Easter Bunny goodwill to all men sort of thing. :idunno:
I think the first order of the day would be a judicious inquiry into how many branches there actually are on JustDOSE family tree and just how linear the progression actually is?
I doubt very much that there's anything as grande as a tree anywhere in his lineage. At most, a shrubbery maybe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZvsGdJP3ng
You are the thread starter because you were the first poster in the transposed luls. I couldn't move the one above because it was on-topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You're right, though. I shall PM JustDOZE and inform him of his new thread.
As shrubs are generally nice I'm thinking more along these lines.
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Gee, we certainly are a long ways off, then. And forget that whole bit about the Easter Bunny. I always get EB and John Lennon mixed up, and appear to have done it again. That said, I hope John Lennon brought you all something nice this Easter. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyOne step at a time, I think it's several years too early to introduce him to the nuances of comma use/absence. I think we'd have an easier time getting Idol to willingly comply to grammatical standards post request.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I celebrated easter by watching Critters 2. I have Idol to thank for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeGee, we certainly are a long ways off, then. And forget that whole bit about the Easter Bunny. I always get EB and John Lennon mixed up, and appear to have done it again. That said, I hope John Lennon brought you all something nice this Easter. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
No need to blame me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It wasn't sarcastic, I'm just letting Meg know that there's some reason to give you some love. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787No need to blame me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
damn im dope
I agree ,you're a dope.
just dopeQuote:
Originally Posted by JustDOSE
Always getting smoked and putting people to sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by JustDOSE