Well, they seem to have evacuated the premises faster than a fart in a sauna :shifty:
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Well, they seem to have evacuated the premises faster than a fart in a sauna :shifty:
Now you and I should both take comfort in the fact that we don't actually have people running from the premises. In a way I feel empowered that I am in such neurotic company I can swim along happily odd and unnoticed.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
It's a dysfunctional....and I can only speak for myself here.....anally obsessed family, but it's a family nonetheless :hug:
Where's Meg when you really need her to go all gurly and healing for everyone? :idunno:
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Originally Posted by Artemis
Glad I could help heal yourdamaged braintroubled soul, Art.
:frusty::frusty::frusty: ahhhh that feels soooo much better......
I am losted at thread title + OP
It sounds like you're saying I no longer make revelations :idunno:
Oh wait I was reading evacuated in the intransitive sense rather than the transitive sense. I think I get it now, I scared the fuck out of people is what you're saying, causing them to abandon their internets.
They sort of backed away from the internets while muttering something about their mother-in-laws coming to visit, and the grass really needs mowing....:smilie4:
My grass needs burning..... :naughty:
I have a decent relationship with my mother-in-law, but it doesn't go so far that I'd administer her Brazilian.
Thank you for that lovely image, I'm just going to go out and play in traffic for awhile now.... :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You can thank squeams for originally giving me that image, misery loves company.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisThank you for that lovely image, I'm just going to go out and play in traffic for awhile now.... :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Well you never know, my latest revelations may just have added a few feet to the old hurlmovie inside everyones head. Anything I can do to oblige. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou can thank squeams for originally giving me that image, misery loves company.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
So does mine :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
haha, you don't know the story about arty's horse handling horse handler because you won't read the 10p thread
My attention span doesn't stretch that far :snooty:
It's the best story evar posted though. Also, it was tinged with suspense because he didn't really want to post it. And it was sad too.
Mary and I did think it was slightly more depraved than it actually was. But that's to be expected.
The short version is that Artemis won't let me back on the farm.
Well it depends, do your superpowers include being able to dodge a speeding bullet? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I wondered why he was studying schoolgirl tit manoeuvres in the anime thread in movieworld.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWell it depends, do your superpowers include being able to dodge a speeding bullet? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
As soon as I grow tits I'll be able to. According to squeams, I'm almost at that heftiness.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWell it depends, do your superpowers include being able to dodge a speeding bullet? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
So foals, foals you'd better, watch out
My lust, my lust is only, about
mare peen, mare peen mare peeeen!
mare peen, mare peen mare peeeen!
Lauryn Hill anybody? I don't feel like doing another song, sorry.