If Your Life Was Turning Into Shit

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11-18-2003, 02:00 PM
Evil Gemini

If some how my life ends up turning to shit and i cant do anything about and i would rather die, i will rob a bank or a security van.

I say fuckit. If your going to go down, might as well be for for something like this.

What would you do if everything turned to shit for you ??
11-18-2003, 02:03 PM
TheDave

become a suicide bomber ;)
11-18-2003, 02:04 PM
MediaSlayer

this forum is getting scary B)
11-18-2003, 02:05 PM
hooked

start doing xtc, coke, speed, everything at the same time. keepin' on partying like there's no tomorrow

steel money > travel (without my wife)

B)
11-18-2003, 02:26 PM
titey
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Originally posted by neattairoski@18 November 2003 - 09:00
What would you do if everything turned to shit for you ??
- if?
11-18-2003, 02:50 PM
UKMan

I'd probably join some stupid forum and chat with total strangers telling big fat lies about mys..........uhmmmm!!

Never mind <_<

Peace
UKHitTheBottomAgesAgoMan
11-18-2003, 03:33 PM
dwightfry

Well, my 'once every couple week' habit of smoking pot became 2 or 3 times everyday, then you try to get your life back and you've forgotten how. Meanwhile everything continues piling up and you become more and more hopeless, and it seems the only thing that is there for you is the pot and you realize how hard it is going to be to quit, especially when winter is coming and you are going to have to be confined to your room until summer.

So....whatever you do....don't do what I did. ;)
11-18-2003, 03:34 PM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by dwightfry@18 November 2003 - 10:33
especially when winter is coming and you are going to have to be confined to your room until summer.

No chance of parole then? :huh:
11-18-2003, 03:38 PM
dwightfry

I live in Fargo, ND

Winters SUCK

snow, wind, and below zero temps. There is no 'parole'.
11-18-2003, 03:39 PM
Sid Hartha

Walk the earth, like that Carradine dude in the old Kung Fu TV series.
11-18-2003, 03:40 PM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by dwightfry@18 November 2003 - 10:38
I live in Fargo, ND

Winters SUCK

snow, wind, and below zero temps. There is no 'parole'.

But yer hardly "confined to one room" for the duration. :rolleyes:
11-18-2003, 03:42 PM
Mr. Mulder

I'd walk into Tesco's and start eating stuff from of the shelves (something I've always wanted to do) and when the security guard would ask me to stop I'd beat the shit out of him (he's a little fella, I could take him ;) ). I'd then pull out a convincing looking toy gun and rob the place. I'd use the money to buy a boat and I'd live on it until/if I was found by the authorities.
11-18-2003, 03:44 PM
von_Cannon

Offtopic, don't mind: I like winter, theres nothing better to see fresh snow in the ground, go skii'ing and other shit. BTW i live in Lapland Finland so the winters in here are pretty harsh: 1m of snow, -30 celsiusdegrees and 20m/s wind :D
11-18-2003, 03:49 PM
Yogi

Quote:

What would you do if everything turned to shit for you ??

I like shit(=pot). That would be my dream come true!!!

BillyDean likes to stir it(the reglar shit....), so he will have ball too.

ShitSmokingYogi
11-18-2003, 03:50 PM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by von_Cannon@18 November 2003 - 10:44
theres nothing better to see fresh snow in the ground

Snow's fine an' dandy.... till you need to drive somewhere. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/drive1.gif
11-18-2003, 03:53 PM
dwightfry

Quote:

Originally posted by von_Cannon@18 November 2003 - 09:44
Offtopic, don't mind: I like winter, theres nothing better to see fresh snow in the ground, go skii'ing and other shit. BTW i live in Lapland Finland so the winters in here are pretty harsh: 1m of snow, -30 celsiusdegrees and 20m/s wind  :D

That sounds like fargo.

We can easily see 3 feet of snow (in fact, this weekend we are supposed to have a huge storm that may get up to 2 feet of snow)

-22 (-30 celsius) farenheit is very common

I can't say I know how you measure wind speed, we go by miles per hour, but 40 - 60 mph wind happens on a regular basis.

So seeing as you obviously know how bad winters can get, it leaves me wondering, "HOW IN THE HELL CAN YOU ENJOY SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE!!!!" :o :D
11-18-2003, 04:29 PM
TheDave

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Originally posted by von_Cannon@18 November 2003 - 15:44
Offtopic, don't mind: I like winter, theres nothing better to see fresh snow in the ground, go skii'ing and other shit. BTW i live in Lapland Finland so the winters in here are pretty harsh: 1m of snow, -30 celsiusdegrees and 20m/s wind :D

where i live we get about an inch of crappy snow that gets turned brown and makes you feel sick looking at it.
11-18-2003, 05:18 PM
ibelledthecat

I wud...er...be doing what i am doing right now
...............make websites !
11-18-2003, 05:21 PM
DarthInsinuate

become a corrupt vigilante, who's not afraid to take a bribe
11-18-2003, 05:23 PM
j2k4

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Originally posted by dwightfry+18 November 2003 - 11:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dwightfry @ 18 November 2003 - 11:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-von_Cannon@18 November 2003 - 09:44
Offtopic, don't mind: I like winter, theres nothing better to see fresh snow in the ground, go skii'ing and other shit. BTW i live in Lapland Finland so the winters in here are pretty harsh: 1m of snow, -30 celsiusdegrees and 20m/s wind :D

That sounds like fargo.

We can easily see 3 feet of snow (in fact, this weekend we are supposed to have a huge storm that may get up to 2 feet of snow)

-22 (-30 celsius) farenheit is very common

I can't say I know how you measure wind speed, we go by miles per hour, but 40 - 60 mph wind happens on a regular basis.

So seeing as you obviously know how bad winters can get, it leaves me wondering, "HOW IN THE HELL CAN YOU ENJOY SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE!!!!" :o :D[/b][/quote]
Sounds like great fun, Renfield.

I live in a place with (latitudinally) temperate weather, at least since the last El Nino/La Nina cycle.

Of the two winters preceding the cycle, the first was a bit cold; we had a three-month stretch when the temp didn't get above zero-the middle month (I believe it was December) temps didn't rise above 25F below!

The second year was kinda cold, too, but we had 9 months of snow and 440 inches of snowfall.

Windy here, too. ;)
11-18-2003, 05:23 PM
UKMan

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Originally posted by TheDave+18 November 2003 - 17:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave @ 18 November 2003 - 17:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-von_Cannon@18 November 2003 - 15:44
Offtopic, don't mind: I like winter, theres nothing better to see fresh snow in the ground, go skii'ing and other shit. BTW i live in Lapland Finland so the winters in here are pretty harsh: 1m of snow, -30 celsiusdegrees and 20m/s wind  :D

where i live we get about an inch of crappy snow that gets turned brown and makes you feel sick looking at it. [/b][/quote]
Thats nothing!!! We have to live in special government issue cardboard boxes in the winter because snow is so high. Pilots have to adjust there altometers by 50 feet and the local council issue out special maze maps so you can ski to the local supermarket.

-30 centigrade is midsummer over here and the wind blows so hard the town moves 20 feet every year.

And kids these days think they have it tough!

Peace
UKFrozenMan
11-18-2003, 05:25 PM
j2k4

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Originally posted by UKMan+18 November 2003 - 13:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 18 November 2003 - 13:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by TheDave@18 November 2003 - 17:29
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@18 November 2003 - 15:44
Offtopic, don't mind: I like winter, theres nothing better to see fresh snow in the ground, go skii'ing and other shit. BTW i live in Lapland Finland so the winters in here are pretty harsh: 1m of snow, -30 celsiusdegrees and 20m/s wind :D

where i live we get about an inch of crappy snow that gets turned brown and makes you feel sick looking at it.

Thats nothing!!! We have to live in special government issue cardboard boxes in the winter because snow is so high. Pilots have to adjust there altometers by 50 feet and the local council issue out special maze maps so you can ski to the local supermarket.

-30 centigrade is midsummer over here and the wind blows so hard the town moves 20 feet every year.

And kids these days think they have it tough!

Peace
UKFrozenMan[/b][/quote]
WOW!!!

I guess you win, UKMan! :D
11-18-2003, 05:34 PM
UKMan

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Originally posted by j2k4+18 November 2003 - 18:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 18 November 2003 - 18:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by UKMan@18 November 2003 - 13:23

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Originally posted by TheDave@18 November 2003 - 17:29
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@18 November 2003 - 15:44
Offtopic, don't mind: I like winter, theres nothing better to see fresh snow in the ground, go skii'ing and other shit. BTW i live in Lapland Finland so the winters in here are pretty harsh: 1m of snow, -30 celsiusdegrees and 20m/s wind :D

where i live we get about an inch of crappy snow that gets turned brown and makes you feel sick looking at it.

Thats nothing!!! We have to live in special government issue cardboard boxes in the winter because snow is so high. Pilots have to adjust there altometers by 50 feet and the local council issue out special maze maps so you can ski to the local supermarket.

-30 centigrade is midsummer over here and the wind blows so hard the town moves 20 feet every year.

And kids these days think they have it tough!

Peace
UKFrozenMan

WOW!!!

I guess you win, UKMan! :D [/b][/quote]
Pheww - i'm glad of that, my imagination was getting kinda stretched :lol: