Stuff I want!- but wouldn't use...

Found this on some advertisement I receive via email, and thought "I want one of those!" Not going to actually buy one, as I never actually go underwater, or anything. However, cool idea.

Post other stuff that you would like to have, but most likely would not use/buy. Or do something else, ofc...

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Cost: ~$80
Overview

Liquid Image's VideoMask captures 720x480 pixel video and 5-megapixel still images in watery depths of up to 65 feet. The camera lens and buttons are mounted atop durable tempered glass goggles, which are marked with crosshairs to help line up shots and convince nearby sharks that you're already dead. An LED light inside the mask alerts divers about which shooting mode is activated. Aquatic footage stores safely in a 16-megabyte internal memory and on an in-camera microSD/SDHC memory card, and the data uploads to computers via an included USB cable.

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Features

• Captures 720x480 video and 5-megapixel still images
• Operates at depths of up to 65 feet
• Goggles made from tempered glass with built-in crosshairs to line up shots
• Buttons positioned on the top of the mask turn the camera on, select the shooting modes, and capture footage
• LED light inside the mask alerts users of the shooting mode
• Included USB cable downloads footage directly to a PC, Mac, or HD coral reef
• Built-in 16-megabyte internal memory with microSD/SDHC card slot

A gun that fires exploding nuclear poison bullets.

Your mum.

A chrome x-box controller

Life-size working model of a Chihuahua.

A drumstick autographed by Josh Freese.

A mannequin.

David Boreanaz.

Injectable marijuana.

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Originally Posted by manker

David Boreanaz.

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He said probably wouldn't use.

Fortress of Solitaire.

@everyone: :mad3:

Chicken thumbs.

Legally edible protestants.

A free lunch.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by manker

David Boreanaz.

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He said probably wouldn't use.

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I'd put him out of temptations way.
Probably in a large jar so I could still marvel at his hair and/or angular shoulders.

A date with Squeamous

A kilo of MDMA.

:dry:

Mbm to cheer up.

Powers to delete any unfunny posts I make.

:smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Something Else

Mbm to cheer up.

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I feel like I'm not being taken seriously, for some reason... :sadwalk:

A maple tree but instead of it having a multitude of small leaves it only would have one big giant one so the Fall clean up would be easier.

A car with 400 zebra power.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

A maple tree but instead of it having a multitude of small leaves it only would have one big giant one so the Fall clean up would be easier.

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Pedal-powered leaf-blower. You cycle-path.

The ability to fall up.

A Teflon bee-keeper style outfit to repel peoples' spit as I walk down the street.

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Actually, that might be something useful. :(

The ability to have my spit penetrate Teflon.

A room coated completely in teflon that I could spit into and debunk the widely held opinion that perpetual motion is unpossible.

Aren't your chrome plated rooms enough for you? Greedy bassturd. :unsure:

I have a lot of non-laminated rooms.

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Powers to delete any unfunny posts I make.

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I would make up the 10 post difference with fluff.

condoms :sadwalk:

A job lol!

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Originally Posted by SpeakerMan

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Originally Posted by manker

A date with Squeamous

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Fuck that. That proves you're a complete mental case.

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:balustrade: :fear: