Just because you kill all the threads doesn't mean you have to go away. We can always start gnu ones...
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Just because you kill all the threads doesn't mean you have to go away. We can always start gnu ones...
I haven't gone away, but I'm not currently feeling marvelous. What I thought was the flu turns out to be something more fun filled and lingering.... glandular fever:sick: Anyway you have mary, he has an excellent track record at stopping freds dead in their tracks (probably more impressive than my own truth be told) and Squeams is very adept as a backup.
Today is the first time I've turned a PC on in 5 days, I logged on earlier, but was still not feeling great and didn't even poast. So don't expect any long history lessons to magically appear for a wee while yet, I'm still not feeling like tap dancing.
Hey Art has all the vomiting left you feeling a little hoarse?
Mbm's mate swears that you can cure nausea by drinking four and a half pints of raw meat slurry.
And the worst part is you won't be able to drink alcohol for 4 months :console:
A thing has to be really debilitating before it stops a person posting on the internets.
Get well soon, Arty :flowers:
At least I don't start threads to brag about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
You don't give yourself enough credit,I believe you'd brag about anything.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyAt least I don't start threads to brag about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Sure, but the thread starting is the important part.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787You don't give yourself enough credit,I believe you'd brag about anything.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You once started a thread to brag about not being a paedophile.
Which I thought was quite stunning.
If we start on a path of me bragging about all the things I'm not, this might never end.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If you started a thread with a big list regarding all the things that you're proud that you're not, I'd read it for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIf we start on a path of me bragging about all the things I'm not, this might never end.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You're onto something there, Mary. Do it and be a hero.
Not to drag you down, but having that thought alone made me feel incredibly bored.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's the start, I'm proud of not being one who drags people down.
:(
You just dragged me down a little with your pooh-pooh.
I'm not one who is unappreciative of irony.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Which is incredibly ironic in and of itself given your fellow nationals' much maligned predisposition of being hard of ironing.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI'm not one who is unappreciative of irony.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The nationalists here can barely conceptualize a metaphor, let alone all of the other abstract devices.
They think the bible is literal.
Bless them, though.
I keep saying that we need some of those types here. I still can't for the life of me fathom why they all left en mass.
Because they matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
mass/matter
i see what you did there.
And also, i deleted that 'e' to see whether it looked more correct with or without.
I decided that it had to have the 'e' and then forgot to put it back in.
Both points in this post were brought to you by me to lessen the impact of Arty's absence.
Not bad but can you do it with a funny accent?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'd find it more of a challenge to do it without a funny accent :eyebrows:
OK then do it on horseback while dodging opossums.
Less than subtle euphemism there, Idol.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
We just call them possums here, they are quite a bit larger than the North American versions, stockier too. The only time you have to dodge them though is when they find someones marijuana patch, they love it as much as we do,but it has a hilarious effect on them, they lose all co-ordination stumble around and fall out of trees, it's hilarious to watch.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Yes the Doctor has already gleefully told me this, bastard!Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
http://www.movieweb.com/movie/over-t...-ozzie-heatherQuote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWe just call them possums here, they are quite a bit larger than the North American versions, stockier too. The only time you have to dodge them though is when they find someones marijuana patch, they love it as much as we do,but it has a hilarious effect on them, they lose all co-ordination stumble around and fall out of trees, it's hilarious to watch.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Crikey.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWe just call them possums here, they are quite a bit larger than the North American versions, stockier too. The only time you have to dodge them though is when they find someones marijuana patch, they love it as much as we do,but it has a hilarious effect on them, they lose all co-ordination stumble around and fall out of trees, it's hilarious to watch.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
North America has the originally named opossum. The down under ones were mislabeled as possums by a confused botanist, i.e. posers.
/debate
I would tell you that they are called possums in Canada but why stand in the way of your tangent.
They are also called opossums in Canada, so there.
Only by the French and everyone agrees that we don't really care what they think.
Shut up.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
In general, does anybody care what Canadians think? I mean, we don't normally have to worry about them murdering people or hatching some evil plot.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Not true Canadians make the best serial killers since being bland we fade easily into the background.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIn general, does anybody care what Canadians think? I mean, we don't normally have to worry about them murdering people or hatching some evil plot.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You stole that quote from a moose.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I had one handy.
I hope that was pseudo-witty.
You also pronounce Aluminium 'aloominum' which I find exceedingly spastic, and half the population cannot complete the word vehicle without an inordinate pause in the middle, so of all the cultures currently mangling the english language, the award for running it through a meatgrinder in reverse definitely goes to the merkins. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Actually I always wanted to ask a merkin how they pronounced Duralium since they struggle so with Aluminium, or less obscure but in the same family, Magnesium?