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Anyone been on the Channel Tunnel?
What;s the passport control like?
Anyone used someone else's passport to travel within the European Union?
What are the penalties if one does so?
I'm asking for a friend and it's definitely nothing to do with the stag weekend I'm probably not going on to Belgium this weekend.
Tell your friend to use your passport.
She will be fine.
I just learned UK is not part of the Schengen area.
http://europa.eu/youreurope/citizens...n/index_en.htm
Makes me think you just need an ID. :idunno:
:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
You'd know about stuff like this. What with all your ... going to Portugal in the Clio or whatever.
I don't actually have any photo ID, as mental as that sounds. I think I should but I just don't except my passport.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Which I've left in the glove compartment of a car I've just sold.
Did I tell you that I had taken the wee, red, hairdresser's Clio.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
You'd know about stuff like this. What with all your ... going to Portugal in the Clio or whatever.
The Clio is red like, not the hairdresser. There isn't really a hairdresser, that's just to describe the car. It's like one a hairdresser would ... you get the point.
Sorry if that is old news, I'm currently chronologically challenged. It was Mrs JP's, when I had the wee black one, then she changed cars so I took that one. I couldn't be arsed getting a new car so she got one, and I just took that one.
I thought you said Squarehead had the black one.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulDid I tell you that I had taken the wee, red, hairdresser's Clio.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The Clio is red like, not the hairdresser. There isn't really a hairdresser, that's just to describe the car. It's like one a hairdresser would ... you get the point.
Sorry if that is old news, I'm currently chronologically challenged. It was Mrs JP's, when I had the wee black one, then she changed cars so I took that one. I couldn't be arsed getting a new car so she got one, and I just took that one.
:eyebrows:
After he passed his test, like.
I'm remembering more and more stuff. It could be pish but it's still stuff.
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerI don't actually have any photo ID, as mental as that sounds. I think I should but I just don't except my passport.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Which I've left in the glove compartment of a car I've just sold.
Genious.
I take it you don't actually know the person you sold the car to.
Feck so he did, I must have taken the red one at that time.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI thought you said Squarehead had the black one.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
:eyebrows:
After he passed his test, like.
I'm remembering more and more stuff. It could be pish but it's still stuff.
That must be when Mrs JP got the Ka. She's got a wee Merc A class thing now.
I've still got the red hairdressers ... etc.
That seems a bit harsh.
Thank fuck I don't care about cars.
It was all done through Audi so I've no earthly idea who is driving around like a big poof in it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulLOLQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Genious.
I take it you don't actually know the person you sold the car to.
I'll ring them in the morning but a week and a half has elapsed and I'm supposed to be going at 2pm.
The chances look pretty slim.
I thought you did. Or maybe that's Bo. I always get you two mixed up what with both being kept-men.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulFeck so he did, I must have taken the red one at that time.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That must be when Mrs JP got the Ka. She's got a wee Merc A class thing now.
I've still got the red hairdressers ... etc.
That seems a bit harsh.
Thank fuck I don't care about cars.
Did you hear about his nuptials. He's also gone and gotten alopecia.
I think this was prior to the wedding as I've not seen hide nor hair (lol, hair) of him since that transpired.
I remember him when he joined here, he was like 12 or something else.
Are you telling me he is now "married" some sort of civil ceremony presumablement.
No harm to the gheys, but it really is more of a legal / tax thing rather than an actual marriage.
I think Lilmiss insisted upon the full works.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
They even went to Scotlandshire to get things done properly. Her family went, his didn't.
I don't want to start rumours but I don't think they approved what with her being loike double his age or whatever.
And why Scotland
Consummated on a full size snooker table, too. Bo was delighted about it. First time he'd ever seen one.
I heard he wore white.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Inside you there's a blonde woman trying to get out.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yeah :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousInside you there's a blonde woman trying to get out.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
But she isn't going to help me get to Belgium. I'm still going to meet up with them in London, though, tomorrow.
On Friday morning, I'll have to head back to Wales, alone, while they head off.
Come meet me and we'll arm wrestle.
Aw, you stupid thing. I bet you won't live this one down for a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Hmmm....it's almost as if you knew Thursday night is my climbing night: the one night of the week when my arms are virtually useless after :sneaky:. However, I shall be passing through central London around 9.30pm if you're man enough to take me on :happy:
Yeah. I have been sent some cute pics of me with thumb-prints phoatieshopped onto my forehead.
And also, I'll be shit-faced by half nine so you might stand a chance.
Spoiler: ShowAnd I don't mean arm-wrestling :naughty:
I was under the impression climbing makes you stronger. I've never really wore myself out before succumbing to "I'm bored of this now" or tearing a big hole in the back of my shorts, but the next day I always feel even mightier.
P.S.
Spoiler: Show@female
I bet my fully erect cock could beat you in arm wrestling
You can only win when the back of my hand hits the table
Indian wrestling is where it's at.
http://www.ehow.com/how_4472997_indian-wrestle.html
I fucking remember doing this at some point in my life, but I don't remember the racism.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
The term "Indian giver" is one of my favorite ironic expressions.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI fucking remember doing this at some point in my life, but I don't remember the racism.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Update: The Audi is in Derbyshire at present.
The passport is being located by a crack team of what I can only describe as people who are walking over to it to have a look.
If it's there (which isn't definite by any means, I've moved house since I last used it, so it could be lost in some other place), I'll get a courier or something else to bring it to my mate's house in London before we leave at 5:30 PM.
Knowing my luck I'll just end up pushing an insensible Welsh tourist into the back of a cab at 1am and paying the dude to carry you to your room :sadwalk:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
@Mary - I've only just started with the climbing, but I do it until I don't have any strength left, as I believe is the custom. Perhaps you weren't pushing yourself hard enough?
Also I'm struggling with that mental image. Are you implying you would be holding your cock like a mace while the female in question tried to wrestle it to the ground?
You'll find me pliant without the necessity of Rohypnol.
UK driver's licenses don't count as national/photo ID.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI don't actually have any photo ID, as mental as that sounds. I think I should but I just don't except my passport.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Which I've left in the glove compartment of a car I've just sold.
You live and you learn.
Good, it's expensive and I only like to use it when absolutely necessary.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
One also misinterprets incomplete data and gets stuff up the wrong 'un.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckritUK driver's licenses don't count as national/photo ID.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You live and you learn.
I was supposed to send my drivers licence off like 10 years ago to get it replaced with the new fangled photo one.
I just never bothered.
ffs. Is it even valid, now?Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerOne also misinterprets incomplete data and gets stuff up the wrong 'un.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
I was supposed to send my drivers licence off like 10 years ago to get it replaced with the new fangled photo one.
I just never bothered.
edit: Not that it matters, because I don't think it'd count as national ID anyways, according to gewgl, but ffs.
They won't courier it. I have to personally go.
We just had a conversation about how I'd need photo ID and that they wouldn't give me the passport without it. I said I only had non photographic ID. We argued for a few minutes.
It then struck me that I look exactly like me and that my face should really do the trick. They agreed :01:
When you're leaving, tell them your twin brother sends his regards.
I think that means strictly speaking you don't have a licence.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Jesus your gf is a saint, I would have murdered you by now.
The disorganized, procrastinating accountant. :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI think that means strictly speaking you don't have a licence.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Jesus your gf is a saint, I would have murdered you by now.
Typical modern man: ineffectual and irresponsible :pinch:
I have a license, and have been vaccinated. Oh wait, that's my dog...Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
:smilie4:
I find climbing a bit easy on most of my body, it's the forearms that get most of the fatigue due to the finger grip suspensions. Still, I don't do it for exercise, I do it because it's genuinely fun. My body can outlast the fun is all I'm saying, which is usually just a couple of hours, or until clothing exposes my undergarments, or until the place starts to smell like ass (unrelated).Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I'll help with the mental image. The female in question tries, she tries until she satisfies.