Post your ankles you bunch of fat fucks.
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Post your ankles you bunch of fat fucks.
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I've just realised that you put a full calf bandage on that tiny scrape you suffered when you fell off your bike.
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Makes a change from being asked to walk around on people.
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I hear you post all your best work from the toilet.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It was so I didn't rub antibacterial gel all over everything obviously, healed up nicely. It was really fucking itchy for the first two days.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's totally softcore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Mary's is slightly eerie :unsure:
Blue screen from TV methinks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Originally Posted by SqueamousI hear you post all your best work from the toilet.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's how they come! You wouldn't want me to pretend I get changed after I get in from work would you?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbYeWwPxJdcQuote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThat's how they come! You wouldn't want me to pretend I get changed after I get in from work would you?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
I think we've found the one thing in the world that doesn't make me horny. Thank you Mary :mellow:
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I bet you spent the better part of a minute cleaning up the ground in front of the toilet.
How perfect the timing that it followed manker's post and not mine :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Oh don't even go there Manky
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The ground in front of the toilet was already pretty clear.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I bet you spent the better part of a minute cleaning up the ground in front of the toilet.
However, I've made a mental note to never visit your toilet unless it's strictly necessary.
I don't know why but I kept giggling as I typed that.
Oh my fucking word :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Are they actual slippers?
Btw, I'm challenging you to a sock duel. Which you may win. But I've got awesome pants so I'll defeat you in the next duel to leave us all square going into the final challenge.
They're shoes, but they're from my dressing up box. Ditto the socks. You won't beat me on the pants front either. Remember I have glow in the dark acid face boxers?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Not to be left out of the toilet/sex shots, I retaliate with this:
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There are litter crystals that tend to populate the area in front of my toilet, picture explains all.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Your feet are naked man!! Good grief!! Your cat is looking at something else, Manky is washing his feet in the toilet and I don't know where to look. I suppose I could take a pic of my feet next to the recycling bin, but what would be the point?
That's just because I'm HBO to your TBS Striptease. That might be an American cable in-joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I am aware of Game of Thrones :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
does it really explain why you thought other people would also place objects in front of their toilets.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThere are litter crystals that tend to populate the area in front of my toilet, picture explains all.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm not even sure if it explains why you do, either :unsure:
|Doesn't matter, I'll win that round. You have no idea what's been lurking just over my cawk.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThey're shoes, but they're from my dressing up box. Ditto the socks. You won't beat me on the pants front either. Remember I have glow in the dark acid face boxers?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Neither do you. You weren't conscious for the whole of last weekend :naughty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuQP4d_r_GsQuote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI am aware of Game of Thrones :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Are you saying I've been badly dubbed? :ermm:
No, no, I'm saying it's all unnecessary censorship.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0jjXTEqQP4
Easy for you to say, you're not the one ending up with sticky ankles.
Oh don't you worry about your ankles, before you know it you'll be knee deep in sticky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I won't! I've put them away now. That's all you're getting. Dirty little pervert :snooty:.
Ahhh, if only that shiny thing were a little bit shinier.... :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Quality robot :smilie4:
If only it was a chrome cylon.
And also, we share a sense of what's hot to sock.
Sorry, but I just have to say, this picture is brilliant :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Your cat does NOT look impressed! :lol:
Also you have quite girly feet :unsure:
Idk if you've ever seen a full length phoatie of Mary: from the calves up it's René Roussimoff, from the ankles down it's Rene Rousso.
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I always wondered who bought those liquid barometer things.Quote:
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