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Post a picture with you sticking a cross up your ass. Come on, do it.
I'm a muslim and I satisfy myself with foot pisc. But I think you're a christian, you can use a cross!
I like the way this is going, and your babelfish.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbar
I mean, you're an idiot and everything, but do elaborate.
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Originally Posted by cabbar
Skype?
And so our müesli douchespastic fades into the darkness, again :(
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Originally Posted by manker:eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbar
Skype?
Pretty sure the Crusades started over less.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbar
Nice to see that a 1000 years still hasn't taught some people anything.
The Catholics RULE this category:
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Originally Posted by megabyteme
I see that I inadvertently managed to drag a believer in the metaphysical out of the woodwork. Then it looks like they managed to hammer you right back in before I got to have any true fun :(Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbar
It's all a joke to me, as you should have picked up on it when I didn't cry for the baby jesus upon suggesting dirty things with the cross. I should be in tears about how they took that baby jesus and nailed him to a cross, where he lived until he turned 33 and his body succumbed to liver failure.
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Don't make me break out Photie Shawp...Quote:
It's OK, we know she's a slut so it couldn't possibly offend anyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
All stirring up the hornet's nest generally get you is angry hornets.
I'm not on there :emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbar
cabbar, is your response appropriate to a particularly innocuous post containing ankles and which only disparaged muslims in a mild way?
Also, is your reaction is typical of muslims in general?
Serious questions.
My answers would be no and no, btw.
I think he was meaning to upset me, but clearly has no idea how. If only he could use more words, I'm sure there will an ample amount of stupidity to follow, and I do find stupidity quite upsetting.
Not everything is about you. I know why he did it, I was just wondering what his rationale would be concerning the apparently disproportionate retort.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
obtw, you just committed the cardinal internets sin: calling someone stupid while concurrently fucking up the sentence.
At least I remember how I originally wrote it (this time).Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerNot everything is about you. I know why he did it, I was just wondering what his rationale would be concerning the apparently disproportionate retort.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
obtw, you just committed the cardinal internets sin: calling someone stupid while concurrently fucking up the sentence.
"I'm sure there's stupidity to follow". I didn't think it properly characterized an amount and felt it needed a change in tense. Seems I missed a non suicide.
Yeah, fuck those pedophiles with their nine year old wives.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbar
Oh, wait, I was thinking of Muhammed.
I am, in all honesty, liking the though process behind this thread.
1) Some guy who's nearly fluent in english posts a thread containing a fairly harmless joke about Islam in the title. cabbar probably doesn't even understand the joke completely, but...
2) cabbar, who takes his religion very srsly, becomes deeply offended.
3) cabbar then immediately assumes that said guy must be christian, because of ???
4) ...and sets out to offend christians right the fuck back.
5) Having slept through any english lessons he might have had, cabbar resorts to posting images he found through google...
6) ...and, not being a rocket surgeon, he tries to make the connection christianity = pedophilia, or christian religious leaders = pedophiles...
7) ...which might not be one of the very best angles, if in a "my ruleegion is bettar then urs"-type of argument, and your own religion happens to be Islam.
Or
1) cabbar is trolling, and misjudged his target audience/is a moron.
Either way, it's beautiful in its dave-like simplicity.
Am I missing something? Posting a poorly constructed retort hardly seems disproportionate to anything. Unless you're suggesting cabbar ought to have tried harder :unsure:
cabbar should have at least figured out what his target was before firing off his only rock(et).Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You don't reckon calling a bunch of dudes pedos and posting some pic of a burd sticking a cross up her bum is a bit of an overly ambitious response to mary trying to make people post pics of their ankles, then? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I'm agnostic, but this topic is to sick. Moderators please lock it.
No.
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckritYou don't reckon calling a bunch of dudes pedos and posting some pic of a burd sticking a cross up her bum is a bit of an overly ambitious response to mary trying to make people post pics of their ankles, then? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Not really. Loads of priests are paedos, and crosses make very handy dildos, except maybe for the splinters, but if you're going to masturbate with a wooden one that really is your lookout I suppose. Also some people might get off on ther splinters, so really what goes on in the privacy of their own homes is nothing to do with anyone else. As long as they don't go on about it. I don't want it in my face. Nanny state gawn maaaad.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
Cabbar's probably lolling and rofflemayoing at your outrage, ladies. I for one am underwhelmed. I hadn't realised I'd stumbled into afternoon tea at the Dorchester.
"Outrage" :eyebrows:
Just splinters, Squeams? Don't forget Jesus' feet, or crown of thorns. :no:
Well... I don't know what to say, except this thread doesn't contain much pornography . :eat:
Well I'll try, but I don't know if those are really going to get me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Pics. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWell I'll try, but I don't know if those are really going to get me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Lock a thread in the lounge :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by LemOnzoo
There hasn't been a thread locked in the lounge since last time there was a thread locked in the lounge :dabs:
Cabbar's slurs do seem somewhat sectarian though, he has the Catholics firmly in his sights while ignoring all of the Protestants, the Baptists, the Mormons, the Amish, and if Tom Cruise is to be believed, the Church of Scientology.
I wonder why he hates the Catholics so?
Remember: He's got a spear through his ribs for your pleasure...Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWell I'll try, but I don't know if those are really going to get me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
That was for my sins :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Give him a chance Quick Draw McGraw! I'm sure he'll get to the others presently :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Yeah, I usually don't like my porn so tame.