Who Speaks Engrish Best?

The results were taken from non-English speaking countries:

TOP RANKED NATIONS FOR ENGLISH PROFICIENCY
Rank Country	EF EPI	Score Level
1. Norway	69.09	Very High
2. Netherlands	67.93	Very High
3. Denmark	66.58	Very High
4. Sweden	66.26	Very High
5. Finland	61.25	Very High
6. Austria	58.58	High
7. Belgium	57.23	High
8. Germany	56.64	High
9. Malaysia	55.54	High
10. Poland	54.62	Moderate
11. Switzerland	54.60	Moderate
12. Hong Kong	54.44	Moderate
13. South Korea	54.19	Moderate
14. Japan	54.17	Moderate
15. Portugal	53.62	Moderate

BOTTOM RANKED NATIONS FOR ENGLISH PROFICIENCY
Rank Country	EF EPI	Score Level
30. India	47.35	Low
31. Brazil	47.27	Low
32. Russia	45.79	Low
33. Dominican Republic	44.91	Very Low
34. Indonesia	44.78	Very Low
35. Peru	44.71	Very Low
36. Chile	44.63	Very Low
37. Ecuador	44.54	Very Low
38. Venezuela	44.43	Very Low
39. Vietnam	44.32	Very Low
40. Panama	43.62	Very Low
41. Colombia	42.77	Very Low
42. Thailand	39.41	Very Low
43. Turkey	37.66	Very Low
44. Kazakhstan	31.74	Very Low
Source: EF English Proficiency Index Full article:

http://www.bwob.ca/topics/global-iss...lish-the-best/

I think we've seen similar results from people wandering through FST...

My vote goes to MorbidAngel.

Clearly this poll was complied by Nazis as I see a suspiciously high number of Aryan types at the top.

Also the populous of some those lower ranking countries are highly armed and so probably have no need for English to get their message across,racist.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I think we've seen similar results from people wandering through FST...

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Wtf are you implying? Are you saying that FST Norwegians are much more likely to speak good English than FST Turks?

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Originally Posted by OlegL

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I think we've seen similar results from people wandering through FST...

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Wtf are you implying? Are you saying that FST Norwegians are much more likely to speak good English than FST Turks?

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I'll take Snee. Go find your best Turk, and we'll have them fight.

Snee is a Norwegian?

I actually wonder where U.S. would score.

I think between Germany and Malaysia.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I actually wonder where U.S. would score.

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When I saw the headline, that is the first thing that came to mind. I was a bit bummed they excluded native speaking countries.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Snee is a Norwegian?

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My mistake. He's apparently Swedish based on this poast:

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Originally Posted by Snee

It's our national day, so I had a day off work. True story.

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National Day of Sweden (Sveriges nationaldag) is a national holiday observed in Sweden on the 6th of June every year.

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Snee's from japan, ffs

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Snee's from japan, ffs

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Then he falls to 14th place, but I'll still fight him against Oleg's best Turk. :01:

Grief your ass squeezed, bitches.

Manker's welsh, so he's horribly disadvantaged as well. :idunno:

I'm pretty sure Wales would pwn the Norwegians in whatever an EPI is :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Manker's welsh, so he's horribly disadvantaged as well. :idunno:

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They ranked 47th on the survey.

There probably aren't even that many countries in the world so gtfo of my Wales is good thread, pinko.

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There probably aren't even that many countries in the world so gtfo of my Wales is good thread, pinko.

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Regardless, you beat Darth Sissy, whatevar she is. :console:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Manker's welsh, so he's horribly disadvantaged as well. :idunno:

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They ranked 47th on the survey.

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They would have ranked higher if the interviewer didn't have to keep wiping all the spit off. :blink:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I think we've seen similar results from people wandering through FST...

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What you said was a sweeping overgeneralization. How the fuck would you know what language FST people can speak well and what language they can speak poorly? I think you intentionally tried to insult a lot of FST people.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I think we've seen similar results from people wandering through FST...

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What you said was a sweeping overgeneralization. How the fuck would you know what language FST people can speak well and what language they can speak poorly? I think you intentionally tried to insult a lot of FST people.

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Rather, it's a sweeping evaluation. Do you not see the many posters' abuse of English here, Oleg? Present company not excluded.

Wtf has happened with the Oleg<3mbm relationship.
They were all 'me and you against the harsh fst world, baby' about two months ago.

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Originally Posted by Arty

They would have ranked higher if the interviewer didn't have to keep wiping all the spit off. :blink:

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rofles.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

How the fuck would you know what language FST people can speak well and what language they can speak poorly? I think you intentionally tried to insult a lot of FST people.

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Precisely.
I can speak many languages so poorly that natives might claim I'm not speaking it at all.
It's an art, really.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I think we've seen similar results from people wandering through FST...

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What you said was a sweeping overgeneralization. How the fuck would you know what language FST people can speak well and what language they can speak poorly? I think you intentionally tried to insult a lot of FST people.

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It was really aimed at you, you silly Jew. Jewrooslum didn't even make the lisp. :snooty:

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Wtf has happened with the Oleg<3mbm relationship.
They were all 'me and you against the harsh fst world, baby' about two months ago.

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To the betterment of the community at large it stopped short of mbm3=DgelO.

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

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Originally Posted by manker

Wtf has happened with the Oleg<3mbm relationship.
They were all 'me and you against the harsh fst world, baby' about two months ago.

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To the betterment of the community at large it stopped short of mbm3=DgelO.

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:lol: :lol:

Pretty sure that was only because of geographical distance inhibitors but we must be grateful for small mercies.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

What you said was a sweeping overgeneralization. How the fuck would you know what language FST people can speak well and what language they can speak poorly? I think you intentionally tried to insult a lot of FST people.

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It was really aimed at you, you silly Jew. Jewrooslum didn't even make the lisp. :snooty:

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Fuck you.

That's a bit harsh.

Unless you're flirting with him.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

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It was really aimed at you, you silly Jew. Jewrooslum didn't even make the lisp. :snooty:

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Fuck you.

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Don't curse,be a man and challenge him to an Indian wrestling match.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Fuck you.

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Don't curse,be a man and challenge him to an Indian wrestling match.

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I think you've just rumbled mbm's evil genious plan.
Whistle blower.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

It was really aimed at you, you silly Jew. Jewrooslum didn't even make the lisp. :snooty:

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Fuck you.

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If you weren't from New York, I'd accuse you of copy and pasting that.

"Fuck you", that's genuine social interaction. You never see anyone post that on an internet board anymore.

Hey, where did Kyle go?

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I am surprised that the US of A wasn't featured, since their nation language is Redneckspeek. Mind you, they'd probably be ranked last, because their grasp of English is diabolical at best, and utterly pathetic at worst.

And what the fuck is English(US)? English is English you fucking Microsoft twats!!!

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

I am surprised that the US of A wasn't featured, since their nation language is Redneckspeek. Mind you, they'd probably be ranked last, because their grasp of English is diabolical at best, and utterly pathetic at worst.

And what the fuck is English(US)? English is English you fucking Microsoft twats!!!

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What Oleg said. :snooty:

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I am surprised that the US of A wasn't featured, since their nation language is Redneckspeek. Mind you, they'd probably be ranked last, because their grasp of English is diabolical at best, and utterly pathetic at worst.

And what the fuck is English(US)? English is English you fucking Microsoft twats!!!

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many abusings specialy online but i bet mine is gooder than urs.

Like I said, nearly fluent :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by ckrit

Like I said, nearly fluent :smilie4:

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That kind of lowers your qualifications, doesn't it?

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

And what the fuck is English(US)? English is English you fucking Microsoft twats!!!

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:ermm:

Wrong.

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And what the fuck is English(US)? English is English you fucking Microsoft twats!!!

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Its too do with spell cheque.