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Drink safe :)
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Big Les will be able to tell us more
In his part of the world, some people party pretty hard on midsummer's eve. True story.
Also, he's a douchespastic.
No fucking chance dewd ... no phucking chance!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Swepsycho
I see rumors of you doing time in a Turkish prison were (slightly) exaggerated. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Swepsycho
This is a leap year. The equinox was yesterday.
Spastic.
Cops pulled me over tonight for some alcohol testing. They were pulling so many drivers I even had to wait in a queue for my turn for around 15 minutes.
I should add I was taking a lady home which meanwhile fell asleep and told me when we got to her apartment's door she was too tired and we should talk tomorrow instead. :pinch:
I drunk half a bottle of vodka and yet I was barely below the legal limit, which is 0,5 mg per ml here. I hope I'm not getting immune to drunkenness... :(
If I'd had half a bottle of vodka, I doubt I'd be able to get the key in the ignition. In fact, I'd have lost my keys already and my mobile phone and have been looking around for comfortable bushes to sleep in. I imagine that the lady I was with would have gotten a taxi by this point after my drunken pawing at her girl parts finally got to be too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cabalo
If I can use a forumular metaphor, what I'm trying to say is that the half bottle of vodka would have lain waste to the entity you know as manker and in his stead would lurk one of the less sophisticated j-dye clones.
And also, she fell asleep? It was only fifteen minutes, you should have just talked to her.
Or maybe you did.
:drummer:
After a quick nap, she came to her senses, and quickly fled to the door. C shouldn't have been so greedy with his "half"... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
half a bottle and below legal limit? :D how strong or weak vodka was that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cabalo
He is right though - perhaps it is my age but I don't drink while balancing on one leg at the top of scaffolding.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Hope your solstice wasn't too soggy (no euphemism intended)
Who are all these one post wonders btw? :dabs:
It was one of those miniatures.Quote:
Originally Posted by Swepsychohalf a bottle and below legal limit? :D how strong or weak vodka was that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cabalo
Winegums :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousIt was one of those miniatures.Quote:
Originally Posted by Swepsycho
Summer????? Summer???? ohh yeah it's winter here other side of world where its -4 overnight.. umm so where is my happy mid winter?
I'm so glad Swe is back. He needs to start posting more.
There's a leap hour at the end of today.
It's got a minute with 61 seconds in it :happy:
Damn, I missed it :(
Me too. I posted that and instantly forgot all about it :(
I bet it was fantastic.
Was fucking -4 this morning full of frost and Fog and you are talking about Summer? didn't want to get out of bed was to cold!
Is Dave just a dupe account of Adster? There would be some criminal mastermindery involved, if true... :unsure: :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Adster
I saw someone making that mistake last time I was on here. It was either Idol, or Busyman, or Adster, or any one of the many members on this forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeIs Dave just a dupe account of Adster? There would be some criminal mastermindery involved, if true... :unsure: :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Adster