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A chance to get dressed up in vintage finest and take part in a variety of ridiculous sporting events :D
The three-legged trouser race:
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Me competing in the bicycle and umbrella jousting contest:
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Rain stops play!
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Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer :happy:
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me i got to sweat my ass off entertaining friends in 103 degree day while getting plastered
The umbrella jousting could end badly? :blink:
You look halfway to hot in that pic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeams
I think we've finally found your good side :hooray:
Are they the world's oldest students or something else?
Blimey, the fun never starts 'round your gaff does it?Quote:
Originally Posted by weenden
It did for some, but thankfully there were nurses with gin luges made out of drip bags on hand :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I'm covering up most of myself with a briefcase, and you can barely see my face, that's why :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It does all look a bit "wacky".Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Should've worn your socks from the footie phoatie fred.
They're certainly vintage era.
Like the hipster Olympics. They were jousting umbrellas before it became cool. That's the plan at least, it'll never take off quite to the level they were expecting.
That's the English for you :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoIt does all look a bit "wacky".Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I am confused because as you are a self confessed rodent murderer my mind says no but apparently now other parts have no problem overlooking that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Shit off, racialist.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerThat's the English for you :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I have an idea on how you can decide once and for all. Squeam's had noted she was in London's nudity day youtube video.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Or was it underpants day?
Shirtless day?
It was some video with fat English wimmin with bigger flabs than bra straps.
I'm incredibly shallow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth CiceroI have an idea on how you can decide once and for all. Squeam's had noted she was in London's nudity day youtube video.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Or was it underpants day?
Shirtless day?
It was some video with fat English wimmin with bigger flabs than bra straps.
That's nice imagery. But it was already given, you're a cyclist, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
It won't be a problem, though. Squeams has already stated she's O.K. with small sizes as long as she really likes the guy.
No cycling is simply one of many things that I have done in my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth CiceroThat's nice imagery. But it was already given, you're a cyclist, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
It won't be a problem, though. Squeams has already stated she's O.K. with small sizes as long as she really likes the guy.
If you want a more accurate description I have " sexy force of nature " on my business cards.
I meant southern Englishers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoShit off, racialist.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Not like us northern brits.
They say opposites attract so I think you're in with a chance with Squeams since she's particularly deep.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I'm incredibly shallow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
I'm obviously not talking about her personality, no, she has a great big bucket fanny.
There is a distinct absence of :dave: in every one of those phoaties.
Someone who could be arsed should like totally rectify that or something.
Did you print it on yellow stock, for subliminal messaging?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I thought about making every face in the bike-jousting picture dave's face except for Squeams.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I just couldn't be fucked, though.
It's the kind of thing Mary would do before she got caught up with blokes called wolf on sites where over 40s congregate and lament.
btw, dave's face = :dave:
It would be kindof hard to photoshop his actual face from the pic barbie PM'd me into the photo. Plus I have an inkling that if I did that, dave would actually make good on his threat to mercy kill his sick wife or whatever the fuck he's on about this week.
Actually, I was planning to draw him on a unicycle with one of those blunt ended pop up umbrellas. It was going to have to wait for when I got onto a computer, but all of your chatter on the topic has drizzled on my flame.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I guess I'll have to do option B.
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Where's Dave.
A weekend of putting pants on that must have been a nice change. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Looks like you had a lot of fun. Thanks for poasting pics. :wub:
Orite:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI meant southern Englishers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Not like us northern brits.
wales isn't north tho':unsure:
OP, come to NYC and fuck me. Are you good looking? Show me your picture.
So, it's you on this picture? Then forget about my offer. I don't wanna fuck you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Offer her something chrome for her kitchen and she'll be yours
or so manker says, anyway.
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fucking:glag::earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by olegl
:ghey:Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegLSo, it's you on this picture? Then forget about my offer. I don't wanna fuck you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
The north south divide stretches from The Wash to the Bristol Channel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoOrite:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
wales isn't north tho':unsure:
Ay-oop :unsure:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Class.
Autistic posters are like internets gold.
Fuck posting on a forum that doesn't have any, like.
you're further south than the midlands, how can that be north:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerThe north south divide stretches from The Wash to the Bristol Channel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Ay-oop :unsure:
It's like diagonal, innit.
And also the midlands is north anyhow.
I'm basing this on a geography essay I typed up for a girl back in the before time.
It could be complete pish but she seemed to be good at geography and had smashing tits.
if it's diagonal then you'd have places in the north further south than places in the south and vice versa or something else.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yeah.
It's a class thing with 'north' being a euphemism for 'poor'.
She was from Sussex, btw.
I'm that northern that I don't know where sussex is:smilie4: