Here. Specifically. What brought you here, and why do you persist?
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Here. Specifically. What brought you here, and why do you persist?
Another thread about me, well I'll go with honesty for the effort.
I need some type of outlet for all the crazy in my head, and blogs don't talk back.
Greed and stupidity brought me and I probably persist out of masochistic tendencies and a general lack of self respect.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I would like to put that I remain for the people but let's be honest ,generously maybe two or three pay the slightest attention to anything I write and fewer would actually care if I lived or died.
Biggles brought me here. We used to both belong to a news and current affairs messageboard and he thought I might like it here. At the time I was seeing a man I met through the same messageboard, and due to the fact he kept getting himself kicked off messageboards or flouncing off them of his own accord, I suggested we could converse via this one. I got involved chatting to you lot, we made use of the private messaging function, and true to form as soon as he started posting openly like me he alienated everyone. He's no longer with us, but I am. Aren't you lucky? ^_^
Why did I/do I post? There are some very witty and clever people here who don't take themselves too seriously.
Jesus fuck!!! That takes some balls. Completely ignoring reality like that. Seemingly the complete and utter lies you fed to chavis, which all your friends here decided they could convert every fucking thread onto, had nothing to do with anything? Really?
That's almost as good as the stupid claim that was made on the other thread about how I made every thread on the board about me, when the posts I made asking your friends to leave the subject alone are still here.
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I post here because I am a bigger cunt than all of you.
Luls, Dave. You're our very own spac in the box. Wind it up and watch it go.
Why do you post here, Dave? When you can, like.
Shall I give him like 20 minutes or something?
It's not up to me, mate. One more post for old time's sake?
You know why I post here chavis, that's been done to death. I came here to post at a man who I thought was a cunt, and it turned out he wasn't... you.
Bummer. That was a shite last post, Dave. You should've thought it through, like.
I came here to stalk the love of my life... is that what you wanted me to say? Sorry to disappoint.
Even given a second chance the boy says fuck all.
Dave's dying words: Squawkkkkmmmmmm
He's half the man he used to be. I think someone's got to him.
It's quite sad, really.
He used to be relentless. Now he's just ... less.
I'm sure manker can make something of it in the inevitable edit.
You wish manker.
Tell me this banning me thing... do you think its forced me to "move on irl" yet?
Cause I'll be honest and say I think that's looking like another epic fail on your part.
I first started posting here because I had a fake file on kaZaa.
Stayed because the cawk to good egg ratio was pretty much at the optimum level for a decent forumular experience.
The posting part: I post a lot purely because of people's reaction - there is something particularly sad about a post which goes unanswered on a forum, so all of my posts are engineered to elicit some response from a forum user. Any forum user.
I must surely have that in common with everyone - we're all attention whores like Mary to some degree.
:lol:
Tell Dave he isn't something and he strives to prove he is. Every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavois
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8
I made a blog and let you comment on it so that you can move on in real life.Quote:
Originally Posted by whatagain
Dave, you're only posting as a favour for me from the mankstar. Please keep it respectful. Where's your Olympic spirit, Dave?
You're really good at amateur stuff. You should be happy that you're allowed this moment of 'who the fuck is that old cripple'.
Oh, I didn't realize we're doing origin stories. I was being censored from expressing my opinions on a tracker site that shall not be named, and I found this site through google where people already were already discussing the various shady nuances of unnamed site.
I'm pretty sure that if you'd thought it through you'd realise that it would have the exact opposite effect.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI made a blog and let you comment on it so that you can move on in real life.Quote:
Originally Posted by whatagain
Not that I'm complaining.
I like reading what mentals say as much as anyone.
I said that statement and avoid answering this question to help you move on in real life.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave
"I like reading what mentals say as much as anyone. "
That's why I keep reading here. See you like reading my posts because you see me as mental, and I like reading your stuff because you are completely mental. We're locked into seeing what each other posts as proving the other person is mental.
A tracker I was exceptionally active on shut down, so I came here hoping to hop on to my next tracker after finding out about this place when an invitee of mine decided to trade his account away.
Stayed because I realized that instead of using it as a stepping stone, this place was cozy enough for me to dick around, anyway.
I'll be the judge as a bystander. Dave, you'e bonkers. A clown who stabbed a child during his show and then set his hair on fire is still sane compared to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Me_too
"a bystander"
Who are you trying to kid?
I'm only replying to you because the thought of you going through the entire sign-up process to talk back is entertaining.Quote:
Originally Posted by kidder
Also, you're not as smart as you think. But keep trying.
Indubitably.Quote:
Originally Posted by Me_too
How could anyone possibly doubt what you said there.
And I mean that sincerely. The fact that I have no idea what the fuck it means only bolsters your untouchable standpoint.
I'll triple that spaz-out with another bafflement to the what the max.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerIndubitably.Quote:
Originally Posted by Me_too
How could anyone possibly doubt what you said there.
And I mean that sincerely. The fact that I have no idea what the fuck it means only bolsters your untouchable standpoint.
Darthy old chap, I can't see where I claimed I was smart, quite the contrary, I must be the dumbest most naive idiot of all time. I think the last 7 years of my life have proved that beyond any doubt at all, let alone all the evidence provided by me repeatedly signing up here just because I refuse to be driven away by her and her friends.
Totes didn't expect that response :smilie4:
I just wanted to point out that you ignore me for this, chavis. I originally worded something along those lines earlier, but I figured we could use a little less beetle juice. But it turns out I just parlayed in a fruition parfait, and it seemed to be loaded with nuts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Me_too
Neither did I. Pity manker removed it. I'm starting to think he wants Dave's finest moments all to himself. Some sort of reverse-stalking compulsion to maintain a collage of Dave that only he can experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I missed it, ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckwithme
Have it back if you like.
The ban thing gives me the option whether I want to remove all the posts or not. I'm very whimsical with that button.
I wouldn't go that far. Dave is as spastic after all, let's not forget. Gimme the general jist only make it funnier with a mankurian twist.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Dave admitted he wasn't smart.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I'd make it funnier but I lack the imagination capacity to do so.
It's easier to put it back.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI wouldn't go that far. Dave is as spastic after all, let's not forget. Gimme the general jist only make it funnier with a mankurian twist.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I struggle to make his stuff funny these days. I think it's because I'm a bit bored of the circular nature of the posts.
Having said that, I did it the other day with the drowning Squeams in jizz montage, but it took a lot of effort.
Jebus, Dave. Any old portmanteau in a storm. You're even appealing to Darthy's better nature, and everyone knows he's a robot with Walt Disney's penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by paranoiaOrwhat
You forgot ginger.
Darthy is as ginger as Byron Nostworthy. Who used to be in my class and was the most ginger person ever until Darthy came along to share the accolade.