I have noticed a singular lack and it saddens me...

Everyone else seems to have managed at least one if not more death threats. Idoleyes is probably responsible for the torture and death of more family pets than anyone due to the sheer rage and frustration of some of his victims sparring partners, with Chalice probably coming a close second. Squeamous has her nutjob stalker and shares him with manker, and even poor simple gun toting Meg has managed to enrage Oleg to the point where he wants to cave his head in, yet try as I might the most I get is fuck off dickhead....
I feel left out...

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poor simple gun toting Meg

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Miss byteme somehow draws rather more fire than her placid demeanour would suggest.
Funny, though.

Why don't you try upsetting the clockster.
I have heard that underneath that suave posting style, there's a complete hellcat just itching to scratch your internet eyes out. He's been married six times so it's not like he's a stranger to long held grudges and revenge missions.

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poor simple gun toting Meg

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:glag:
Miss byteme somehow draws rather more fire than her placid demeanour would suggest.
Funny, though.

Why don't you try upsetting the clockster.
I have heard that underneath that suave posting style, there's a complete hellcat just itching to scratch your internet eyes out. He's been married six times so it's not like he's a stranger to long held grudges and revenge missions.

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Now you are just bored and hoping for some kind of internets dust up to brighten things up, I like clocker alot, we see eye to eye, so it would sort of be like kicking myself in the bawls, and I just can't see me wringing a death threat out of him? :idunno:

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Miss byteme somehow draws rather more fire than her placid demeanour would suggest.
Funny, though.

Why don't you try upsetting the clockster.
I have heard that underneath that suave posting style, there's a complete hellcat just itching to scratch your internet eyes out. He's been married six times so it's not like he's a stranger to long held grudges and revenge missions.

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Now you are just bored and hoping for some kind of internets dust up to brighten things up, I like clocker alot, we see eye to eye, so it would sort of be like kicking myself in the bawls, and I just can't see me wringing a death threat out of him? :idunno:

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I just don't think you've got what it takes to garner an internets death threat.
You're just not prepared to put in the hard yards.

Nobody said it was gonna be easy, but it's basically only as hard as it seems.
The forum is quiet so it's harder than usual, perhaps you're dreaming impossible dreams.

I've been casting my net farther than usual too, winding up the n00bs in the say hi thread, utterly pointless pastime that, and helping out with refereeing the mong olympics in the movie section, but no.... not a bite. :idunno:

I thought I was going to get a Romanian gypsy curse/death threat from that dickhead staffmember/trader for awhile but he packed up his bat and ball and went home without even calling me a single name, I can't win. :blink:

Getting in early is key.
Do you use the new posts link?

If this still doesn't work, give Idol the pass to your account and let him make the first inroads into getting you a mortal enemy.
That guy attracts blood-feuds like a Frenchman draws flies.

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Getting in early is key.
Do you use the new posts link?

If this still doesn't work, give Idol the pass to your account and let him make the first inroads into getting you a mortal enemy.
That guy attracts blood-feuds like a Frenchman draws flies.

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The first step is to identify the mongs with obviously over-inflated egos as they are the one's who tend to take this stuff cerealously.

Also they need to have at least a basic understanding of the English languish or else they might mistake your insults for compliments. (eg." Your Mum tends to like to take it up the ass" when mong google translated reads " I really respect your family members,let us trade stuffs m8 "

And don't forget to work in as many obscenities as possible because we all know words are bad and bad words are really bad.

Lastly and this is probably the most important, believing what you say or even making sense is irrelevant as long they get the impression that you are a douchebag who thinks you are somehow better than them.
The fact that you are is totally beside the point.

Agree with the above ^

Also unless you're prepared to put in 5 hard years of deception, including having sex with your victim on multiple occasions, don't even bother. Your heart isn't in it.

:lol:

That is ingeniously sneaky.

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Meg has managed to enrage Oleg to the point where he wants to cave his head in

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Meg enraged me because there were inconsistencies in his behavior, but as you are well aware, he wasn't the only one who enraged me. Darth Cicero enraged me when he posted some extremely naive and simple-minded comments. (But he's good in math, I'll give him that.)

Man who never gets a shag, easily enraged.

Nothing personal, Lego man.

I'm almost loathe to address any of my comments to Oleg, lest they immediately be leapt on and dry-humped or dismissed as unworthy of dry-humping. I feel like when Oleg looks at my comments he does an instant calculation in his head, and I turn into nothing but a dancing, flapping vagina :cry:

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Meg has managed to enrage Oleg to the point where he wants to cave his head in

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Meg enraged me because there were inconsistencies in his behavior, but as you are well aware, he wasn't the only one who enraged me. Darth Cicero enraged me when he posted some extremely naive and simple-minded comments. (But he's good in math, I'll give him that.)

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I'm good in maths, too. :snooty:

@Art: I'm gonna kill you! :console:

How's that? :)

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Meg enraged me because there were inconsistencies in his behavior, but as you are well aware, he wasn't the only one who enraged me. Darth Cicero enraged me when he posted some extremely naive and simple-minded comments. (But he's good in math, I'll give him that.)

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I'm good in maths, too. :snooty:

@Art: I'm gonna kill you! :console:

How's that? :)

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It lacks the simpleminded rage and frustration of a true death threat, I haven't peed in your cornflakes lately so there is no sincerity. Thanks for cheering me up by offering to kill me though, you are a real friend. :wub:

Piss of you foreign, motherfucking pea-brained horse herder and while you're at it shove that fucking smug smile up your worthless ass.

You are so dead.
How dead you ask?

Deader than your wife's vagina or the chances of your son growing up to be anything other than a ghey whore.

Die.Die.Die.Die.

Die.

And when you are done dying rot in everlasting hell.

Die.

have you ever heard of taking a chill pill to calm your ass down....hell i look at this face in the mirror am i mad damn right i am and i also suck at math...but im calm unless i hit my skull on the shed then i go off :)

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I turn into nothing but a dancing, flapping vagina :cry:

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Also unless you're prepared to put in 5 hard years of deception, including having sex with your victim on multiple occasions, don't even bother.

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Rofles :happy:

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Piss of you foreign, motherfucking pea-brained horse herder and while you're at it shove that fucking smug smile up your worthless ass.

You are so dead.
How dead you ask?

Deader than your wife's vagina or the chances of your son growing up to be anything other than a ghey whore.

Die.Die.Die.Die.

Die.

And when you are done dying rot in everlasting hell.

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All I did was say I was going to fly over there and shoot your favorite pet moose, and that was weeks ago,ffs talk about holding a grudge psycho, what did you eat some bad timbits or something? :blink:



* Yay, my very own stalker :yahoo:

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Everyone else seems to have managed at least one if not more death threats. Idoleyes is probably responsible for the torture and death of more family pets than anyone due to the sheer rage and frustration of some of his victims sparring partners, with Chalice probably coming a close second. Squeamous has her nutjob stalker and shares him with manker, and even poor simple gun toting Meg has managed to enrage Oleg to the point where he wants to cave his head in, yet try as I might the most I get is fuck off dickhead....
I feel left out...

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I don't think I've collected any either, but I think that's because my vital existence in the world population is universally recognized.

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Piss of you foreign, motherfucking pea-brained horse herder and while you're at it shove that fucking smug smile up your worthless ass.

You are so dead.
How dead you ask?

Deader than your wife's vagina or the chances of your son growing up to be anything other than a ghey whore.

Die.Die.Die.Die.

Die.

And when you are done dying rot in everlasting hell.

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All I did was say I was going to fly over there and shoot your favorite pet moose, and that was weeks ago,ffs talk about holding a grudge psycho, what did you eat some bad timbits or something? :blink:



* Yay, my very own stalker :yahoo:

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You think you're smart but you say stuff that doesn't make any sense and that is why I am going to kill you to death and then cut out your spleen and make some sort of fashion statement out of it.

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(But he's good in math, I'll give him that.)

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Let's not short change me, here. I'm as good at math as Usain Bolt is at robbing a bank.

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(But he's good in math, I'll give him that.)

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Let's not short change me, here. I'm as good at math as Usain Bolt is at robbing a bank.

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And as good as I am at attracting stalkers.... :idunno:

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And as good as I am at attracting stalkers.... :idunno:

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Given the fact that Dave hated you from afar, I'll take that as a compliment.

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And as good as I am at attracting stalkers.... :idunno:

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Given the fact that Dave hated you from afar, I'll take that as a compliment.

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No, :dave: never really hated me, I might have wound him up a bit, but he reserves his real hate for others, I'm more in the general dislike category, I'm right up there with belly lint really, which is what the whole subject of this thread is about. :blink:

Good morning, boys and girls! It's 7 am here! I just woke up and it's time for coffee!

Fucking hell, Oleg.
If I was an unemployable doletard, I'd sleep in until at least 2pm each day.

Speaking of which..... what happened to your long term plans to hassle the fuck out of that tutor/professor till the college let you come back and study again Oleg? You know your familiar I'll just knock on the door till they are so sick of it they answer it technique of human interaction. :blink:

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Speaking of which..... what happened to your long term plans to hassle the fuck out of that tutor/professor till the college let you come back and study again Oleg?

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Well, the good news is that I'll be able to return to college this fall. (And I plan to actually study when I return).
I didn't understand this sentence at all: "You know your familiar I'll just knock on the door till they are so sick of it they answer it technique of human interaction." So, I don't know how to answer it.

Like this...

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Speaking of which..... what happened to your long term plans to hassle the fuck out of that tutor/professor till the college let you come back and study again Oleg?

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Well, the good news is that I'll be able to return to college this fall. (And I plan to actually study when I return).
I didn't understand this sentence at all: "You know your familiar I'll just knock on the door till they are so sick of it they answer it technique of human interaction." So, I don't know how to answer it.

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You have a habit of single minded persisting until you achieve the result you are after, witness your recent interaction with the staff of HDBits, this was also the case with your college. If someone says no to you, you just keep on coming back until you suck all the will out of them to resist, you're sort of like a mormon without the book or the other smiling missionaries, but the overall effect is the same. :blink:

:unsure:

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Well, the good news is that I'll be able to return to college this fall. (And I plan to actually study when I return).
I didn't understand this sentence at all: "You know your familiar I'll just knock on the door till they are so sick of it they answer it technique of human interaction." So, I don't know how to answer it.

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You have a habit of single minded persisting until you achieve the result you are after, witness your recent interaction with the staff of HDBits, this was also the case with your college. If someone says no to you, you just keep on coming back until you suck all the will out of them to resist, you're sort of like a mormon without the book or the other smiling missionaries, but the overall effect is the same. :blink:

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Well, I was able to get readmitted not because of begging, but because the college has certain rules. (This is real life after all - you can't compare it to anything that happens in the BT world because what's going on in the BT world is not real life). But if I don't study, I'll be permanently dismissed, with no chance to get readmitted to that particular college.

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You have a habit of single minded persisting until you achieve the result you are after, witness your recent interaction with the staff of HDBits, this was also the case with your college. If someone says no to you, you just keep on coming back until you suck all the will out of them to resist, you're sort of like a mormon without the book or the other smiling missionaries, but the overall effect is the same. :blink:

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One wonders why he doesn't simply use this technique with women.

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You have a habit of single minded persisting until you achieve the result you are after, witness your recent interaction with the staff of HDBits, this was also the case with your college. If someone says no to you, you just keep on coming back until you suck all the will out of them to resist, you're sort of like a mormon without the book or the other smiling missionaries, but the overall effect is the same. :blink:

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One wonders why he doesn't simply use this technique with women.

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Will I succeed if I keep asking attractive women for sex? I doubt it.

Buy a rape kit and it will.

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One wonders why he doesn't simply use this technique with women.

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Will I succeed if I keep asking attractive women for sex? I doubt it.

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Well you can only give it a go! Go on now, you get out and try it. Go get 'em tiger!

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Buy a rape kit and it will.

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Okay, that was a stupid comment. I know you are a mod and have the power to ban me, but don't say stupid shit if you don't want to piss me off.

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Well you can only give it a go! Go on now, you get out and try it. Go get 'em tiger!

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I am afraid to do that because I might get arrested. I already told all of you what had happened to me a few years ago. I saw an attractive woman in a college building and asked her for sex, but she called security guards and told them about it. They brought me to a hospital, and after I was released from the hospital, I had to meet with an assistant principal who told me I would be expelled from the college if I ever did it again.

Wow. Just wow.