Would I be allowed to post a photo of myself tucking my genitalia in between my legs?
From the front, obviousement.
Thanks!
Oh, smiley ... :naughty:
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Would I be allowed to post a photo of myself tucking my genitalia in between my legs?
From the front, obviousement.
Thanks!
Oh, smiley ... :naughty:
Only if you draw a face on it
You're not a moderator :snooty:
It's been done before
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That's not me.
But there is precedent - go for it I say
I was helping out, against any possible immoral objections (it's not me either). :ohmy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Please make sure there isn't a mirror behind you if you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
We're waiting here Barbie
Hang on, it will mean getting up from my desk...
You don't need a new avatar by any chance do you Skweeky? :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Bumba has had his time :naughty:
Yeah it's alright. You can post yourself with a full rager if you like.
Or PM it. Whatever.
Hurry up Barbie - I am currently studying for my Project + exam; my brain is about to implode if I don't see anything amusing soon.
Well there's not much chance of a boner pic after that comment, you'll have put him off his stroke. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
He's got his Skweeky folder to look at :snooty:
Hoi manker's got the skweeky folder not me :snooty:
In other news, I have photos, lol, I've got 4 to choose from, not sure which is my fave....
A poll is the only solution here
The one of you lifting your skirt like a boarding school girl is pretty hawt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I like the one where she arches her back with the Vibroscillator® and nipple clamps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
No actually only one is in focus, lmao
New thing:
Barbie's propensity to type 'lol' and 'lmao' and variations thereof increases exponentially when aroused.
His ability to use correct punctuation also seems to be affected.
I've been cheating on you with a chat medium that doesn't contain emoticons... (rofl)Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That explains where you picked up your new trick to make people think you're bold and exciting.
I'm just trying to imagine mrs. barbie's reaction when dave tells her.
Srsly, though. If I had to compile a list of 10 people from FST who I thought might do that, Bermuda Barbie wouldn't have figured.
You surreptitious cad.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Fruitbowl :naughty:
I thought that was called the goat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Fruitbowl :naughty:
I bet you thought I wouldn't have the balls, and I think I've shown that.... ummm... nevermind!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
You nixedEunuchs that theory.
^
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rofles :happy:
Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI thought that was called the goat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I didn't even know it had a name :O
Yeeeeees. It looks like a fruitbowl from behind.
I'm undecided as to whether it looks less like a goat than a fruit bowl or less like a fruit bowl than a goat.
Take a pic and we'll let you know :sneaky:
I'm going to tell barbie that you're trying to hound me off again.
I want to see your penis! That's the direct opposite of not wanting to see it!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Tricksy.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI want to see your penis! That's the direct opposite of not wanting to see it!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
But I know your game. I'm not going to end up like Mulder, oh no.
You brutalised the lil chap's sensibilities :no:
/broken record
Google it, according to you they all look the same.... :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI want to see your penis! That's the direct opposite of not wanting to see it!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Only the Welsh ones. I've never seen a Welsh one before, I've just heard they're below world average. I want proof!Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaGoogle it, according to you they all look the same.... :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous