Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?

Well? *taps foot* :dry:

Last night when you'd gone to bed, Squeams gently cradled my convulsive and prone form with her mrs. tickle arms to whisper, almost inaudibly, that I didn't really have to if I didn't want to.

I was as surprised as anyone to discover that she has a heart but there you have it; she's the sensitive one.

Aye right.

* > prostrate exams


-doobs

I've disocered a new side to That Woman.

discovered, too

I've discovered that I miss booze and that's pretty much it.

Fuck me.


-doobs

Now?

Right now.


-doobs

Plug yer webcam in, Skweeks, I'll host the live-feed on fst's dedicated Skype-broadcast server.

I'm just waiting on doobs buying me a plane ticket to go to Merika.

Also - remember 'that picture the other day? Well, I took it with my phone, so after I was finished with it I deleted it, but unfortunately, not before it had automagically uploaded to Google +

:glag:

I'm going to try to add you to my circles.
Whatever that means. No idea what any of it does but I haven't told my phone about it so I should be safe.

It was only on there for a couple of minutes. I was crapping myself because my boss and some work colleagues are on my Google+ thingie.

Don't they get it sent to their feed or something else? I've heard people talking about this kind of thing.
However, I have literally no idea about social networking intricacies so it might be pish.

Yeah but I deleted it off Google + so it's gone completely now. I hope :fear:

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Also - remember 'that picture the other day? Well, I took it with my phone, so after I was finished with it I deleted it, but unfortunately, not before it had automagically uploaded to Google +

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Best think I've ever read this month. And it's been a good month. :glag:

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Last night when you'd gone to bed, Squeams gently cradled my convulsive and prone form with her mrs. tickle arms to whisper, almost inaudibly, that I didn't really have to if I didn't want to.

I was as surprised as anyone to discover that she has a heart but there you have it; she's the sensitive one.

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I don't remember that :dry:

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Don't they get it sent to their feed or something else? I've heard people talking about this kind of thing.
However, I have literally no idea about social networking intricacies so it might be pish.

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The best thing that Google+ has over facebook is the ability to separate friends, work colleagues, and internets stalkers in to different circles. :eyebrows:

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Last night when you'd gone to bed, Squeams gently cradled my convulsive and prone form with her mrs. tickle arms to whisper, almost inaudibly, that I didn't really have to if I didn't want to.

I was as surprised as anyone to discover that she has a heart but there you have it; she's the sensitive one.

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I don't remember that :dry:

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I have a strong sense of inference.

We're not going to get any peen are we? :cry:

Have you lost that pic when I posted my cawk with the time and date on it (as requested by Skweeks).
It's still up in a thread called; 'Oi manker, mulder get in here' or something else.

I can tell you're lying from here :snooty:

Oleg seems FAR more likely to publicly post his peen. Have you thought about asking him?

I don't think it would be very attractive. I get the impression Mouldy's might be small but perfectly formed, whereas Oleg's will be some sort of dog peen/corkscrew monstrosity.

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I can tell you're lying from here :snooty:

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Wasn't lying :snooty:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/2...er+get+in+here

Possibly the best thread evar posted that week.
Things to look out for in that thread besides my cawk/time/date pic:
Barbie besmirching me.
Mulder's cawk shape in his boxers.
Two of my most withering put-downs.
A joke about Mulder not being very tall.

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I don't think it would be very attractive. I get the impression Mouldy's might be small but perfectly formed, whereas Oleg's will be some sort of dog peen/corkscrew monstrosity.

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I'm still not mulder :dabs:

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I don't think it would be very attractive. I get the impression Mouldy's might be small but perfectly formed, whereas Oleg's will be some sort of dog peen/corkscrew monstrosity.

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I'm still not mulder :dabs:

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I keep forgetting, soz :lol:

I just found the pic, and the size joke :happy: Why have you no crab ladder and a belly piercing? Is that some sort of metrosexual thing?

Yes.

Altho' I've got a crab ladder now.
Might have gone through torso puberty in my late twenties cos I'm much hairier now :ermm:

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Yes.

Altho' I've got a crab ladder now.
Might have gone through torso puberty in my late twenties cos I'm much hairier now :ermm:

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Snap :smilie4:

I've got a belly piercing. Skweeky is a very mean lady :cry:

Why is she mean?

And also; plz post pics of your hairy torso.

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Why is she mean?

And also; plz post pics of your hairy torso.

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She said she took hers out when 12 yo girls started having them :snooty:
I epilated recently so it's all smooth atm I'm afraid.

So she did. Well, she can't be in our über navel piercing gang, then :snooty:

And okay but make sure you do pre-epilation in a couple of days.

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So she did. Well, she can't be in our über navel piercing gang, then :snooty:

And okay but make sure you do pre-epilation in a couple of days.

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Oi, I'm not a hairy monkey, it'll take longer than that!
I bet Skweeks doesn't have random hairs growing out of HER perfect nipples :ermm:

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I don't think it would be very attractive. I get the impression Mouldy's might be small but perfectly formed, whereas Oleg's will be some sort of dog peen/corkscrew monstrosity.

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Sigy! :happy:

I just checked I don't in fact have ahirs growing out of my nipples - I DO however have some stretch makrs on my boobs (result of breastfeeding). Does that make you feel better?

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I just checked I don't in fact have ahirs growing out of my nipples - I DO however have some stretch makrs on my boobs (result of breastfeeding). Does that make you feel better?

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NO! I have those too and I've never had babies!!

What about the fact I seem to be unable to spell today?
Ok erm...massive spot on the tip of my nose?

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I can tell you're lying from here :snooty:

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Wasn't lying :snooty:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/2...er+get+in+here

Possibly the best thread evar posted that week.
Things to look out for in that thread besides my cawk/time/date pic:
Barbie besmirching me.
Mulder's cawk shape in his boxers.
Two of my most withering put-downs.
A joke about Mulder not being very tall.

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Yay, normally I get embarrassed by re-reading things I've posted from yesteryear, but in this thread I think I was pretty orsum :01:

:')

Those were the days.

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What about the fact I seem to be unable to spell today?
Ok erm...massive spot on the tip of my nose?

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Oh yes that's much better! :happy:

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:')

Those were the days.

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Ouch :lol: