WANTED: Spastics. Inquire within.

All shapes, sizes, and abilities welcome. No prior experience necessary. Must speak fluent Mong. No pay; long hours.

Please leave your credentials in the form of a sentence, or two (if able). Goofle translated text will be considered.


Thanks.

BTW, Dave Dowell's applications have already been submitted, and we find you overly qualified. Your skills as a mentalist are undoubtedly sincere, and well developed.

Pretty sure that we will now experience a dearth of spastics as Dave's put the spastic bar so high that only those with appreciable and certified brain disabilities would meet our needs.
Who else is going to churn out daily death threats and multiple fight challenges while remaining so ostentatiously benign.

Dave's the best spastic there is.

I was thinking we'd stare a couple in the male room or Facebook phoatie stealing copier, and they could work their way up the ladder. It's kind of a onthejawb training.

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Originally Posted by manker

Dave's the best spastic there is.

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I've been away a while, which monicker does Dave go by these days?

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Originally Posted by Burnsy

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Originally Posted by manker

Dave's the best spastic there is.

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I've been away a while, which monicker does Dave go by these days?

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Take your pick:
There are those and a lot more. Persistence is Dave's best attribute by virtue of it being his only one :happy:

Whatadumbarse and mentalman are still my all time bestest, favoritest :dave: ckrit identities. :yup:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Whatadumbarse and mentalman are still my all time bestest, favoritest :dave: ckrit identities. :yup:

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That one at the top of the list there, nocomprendo, kind of sums him up.

WTF people are mean on the internets, I don't understand but I WILL KILL YOU ALL D;

All this talk of Dave is scaring off the fishes...

We don't need someone too fill :dave:'s killin' boots. He got fired months ago, and there was no need too. His position was in Murders and Executions (movie quote, anyone) anyway. :noes:

We just need some run-of-the-meds mentalists. That's all.

Surely we've got Mary and Oleg to fill in that particular hole.
I want my forumular mentalist to be dedicated and serious about his role.

Seems like we've grown our own J-Dye in-house. Congratulations, everyone.

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

Seems like we've grown our own J-Dye in-house. Congratulations, everyone.

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Our first serious applicant. Please state your credentials.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

All shapes, sizes, and abilities welcome. No prior experience necessary. Must speak fluent Mong. No pay; long hours.

Please leave your credentials in the form of a sentence, or two (if able). Goofle translated text will be considered.


Thanks.

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I like frogs but mainly osprey and the occasional wombat although there don't seem to be any indigenous to my area,the wombats I mean. There are lots of frogs and four osprey.

I think that is two sentences.

More of less.

Probably more,although with even poorer punctuation it could still be less if that is a real sticking point to my application's success.

Anyway thanks in advance you annoying homosexuals.:)

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I like frogs but mainly osprey and the occasional wombat although there don't seem to be any indigenous to my area,the wombats I mean. There are lots of frogs and four osprey.

I think that is two sentences.

More of less.

Probably more,although with even poorer punctuation it could still be less if that is a real sticking point to my application's success.

Anyway thanks in advance you annoying homosexuals.:)

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:kiss:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsO8...eature=related

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Please state your credentials.

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Can't. Bound by your contract with your mother.

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Please state your credentials.

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Can't. Bound by your contract with your mother.

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Your dad called. He said you were to be my bitch now. Don't like it, take it up with him.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Your dad called. He said you were to be my bitch now. Don't like it, take it up with him.

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Your grandfather always likes to tell fanciful stories. Someday you're going to have to grow up and realize he's just trying to win your affection.
Thought you might have realized this when he told you you were the prettiest girl in the family.

mOTHERFUCKING ENQUIRING. lIKE WAT

WHY DONT YOU JUST CLOSE THE SITE ? iTS FULL OF HATEFUL SHIT. pROBABLY COS ITS NOT AS POPULAR AS YOU'D LIKE IT TO BE, IM GUESSING BUT ITS PROBABLY ON POINT. I HATE FAKE PEOPLE.

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Originally Posted by junglebook

mOTHERFUCKING ENQUIRING. lIKE WAT

WHY DONT YOU JUST CLOSE THE SITE ? iTS FULL OF HATEFUL SHIT. pROBABLY COS ITS NOT AS POPULAR AS YOU'D LIKE IT TO BE, IM GUESSING BUT ITS PROBABLY ON POINT. I HATE FAKE PEOPLE.

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I might be a little presumptuous here, after all this is mbm's baby, but I'm going to say that you're in.

Congrats :)

I may also be jumping the gun since we don't yet know Meg's full criteria for his spastic collection, but on the balance of probabilities junglebook seems an excellent candidate. :yup:

Why not. Congrats Junglebook, Spastic in Training status granted.

See guise, they are out there (pun, ftw!).

iM NOWHERE NEAR A CANDIDATE QUIT PLAYING.

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Originally Posted by junglebook

iM NOWHERE NEAR A CANDIDATE QUIT PLAYING.

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Being a trainee spastic isn't to be taken lightly, you can't "play" at it... and stop putting yourself down, you are so a great candidate (going by your earlier post). Work hard, you'll get there :)

I take it my reply was deleted because the admins here decided those it was addressed to were far too retarded to handle it.

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Originally Posted by sixorseven

I take it my reply was deleted because the admins here decided those it was addressed to were far too retarded to handle it.

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Nope. The boys here have handled some of the greatest retards the internet has known . Yours was probably just junior level.

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Originally Posted by junglebook

iM NOWHERE NEAR A CANDIDATE QUIT PLAYING.

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Being a trainee spastic isn't to be taken lightly, you can't "play" at it... and stop putting yourself down, you are so a great candidate (going by your earlier post). Work hard, you'll get there :)

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While accepted into the program, I fear this one lacks the commitment it takes to be truly worthwhile. :yodaears:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Why not. Congrats Junglebook, Spastic in Training status granted.

See guise, they are out there (pun, ftw!).

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Please tell my when he has progressed to the live fire phase as I really want to watch.

oh boy, its clear as day....im a play a likle tune for my own sake for when i revisit the spastic thread ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT4HNemDWmU

I knew you were qualified, jb.

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Originally Posted by junglebook

oh boy, its clear as day....im a play a likle tune for my own sake for when i revisit the spastic thread ?

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What's a likle? :blink:

wa ya dun kno wu a likle is ?

Its spastic talk. Oh shit.

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Originally Posted by junglebook

wa ya dun kno wu a likle is ?

Its spastic talk. Oh shit.

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Na u jst tryn 2 hrd.

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Originally Posted by junglebook

wa ya dun kno wu a likle is ?

Its spastic talk. Oh shit.

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Goes without saying as you are a spastic.

As for you're mastery or something of music ,I laugh in your general deluded direction.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Do not you think now that we have come to realize that everything you spastics to work as sex slaves out of jealousy, and "that woman"? By the way, this will allow you the power of spastics? Leader of some kind?

Before reading your edit, I had a feeling you were quite drunk. Now I suspect you've just had a long night of Greek secks.

EDIT- And don't even think about it, you couldn't handle my mum. :no: My dad or sister, maybe. Mom, no.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Before reading your edit, I had a feeling you were quite drunk. Now I suspect you've just had a long night of Greek secks.

EDIT- And don't even think about it, you couldn't handle my mum. :no: My dad or sister, maybe. Mom, no.

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Can I try?!

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Originally Posted by junglebook

wa ya dun kno wu a likle is ?

Its spastic talk. Oh shit.

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Na u jst tryn 2 hrd.

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Irony at its finest!

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by junglebook

wa ya dun kno wu a likle is ?

Its spastic talk. Oh shit.

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Goes without saying as you are a spastic.

As for you're mastery or something of music ,I laugh in your general deluded direction.

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You did what ? when ? wow dunno how i even stooped so low and respond to you. Shit happens.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Can I try?!

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Now there's a case of irresistible force and immovable object colliding scissoring*.

*You'd be the irresistible one, of course. :wub:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Now there's a case of irresistible force and immovable object colliding scissoring*.

*You'd be the irresistible one, of course. :wub:

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You know what they say about men ending up with women who remind them of their mums. I just don't think they usually mean sexually :naughty: