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I bet you don't even wear shoes do you Hunky Muscle Puppy? xQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yeah his missus doesn't look like she's squirted out four sprogs.
Probably Caesarians, the filthy whore.
You don't have to be a ghey to think about them, I certainly haven't caught myself dashing anywhere or wearing shoes that match my eyes or anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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I do in work but when I go to the pub, I wear posh flip-flops and jeans.
Which is, of course, the complete opposite of ghey.
Isn't it :unsure:
Only if you've got disgusting sport ravaged toes! You DO have disgusting sport ravaged toes don't you?
manker strikes me as the sort of chap that has regular pedicures... :ghey:
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I think probably the least ghey thing to do in this scenario would be to post a pic of my toes.
brb if i can get the lighting and ambiance right.
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You have weird feet. Upon first sight it looks like you don't have enough toes. I had to count them to be convinced there were 5.
Oh yeah. They're totally gay.
and so is your face :emo:
I'm building up quite the head-to-toe picture of you now!
innit.
I think it's your turn to post some body-parts.
In my opinion, your bewbs aren't uneven despite your protestations to the contrary.
Why don't we see what everyone else thinks.
My religious denomination is no business of yours :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Also, in my Manky jigsaw I'm missing a piece. You know which one.
It must be my wining smile yet you'll be forever be hankering for a 2D version for I never smile in photos since it's a bit ghey.
Wining?
Those are the most uneven feet I have ever seen.
I was taking my nailpolish off my toes earlier and realised the nail on my big toe on my left foot has gone all black - sports related injury obviousement.
Question: if I DO have a sports-ravaged toes, does that make me gay? :unsure:
Indeed it does.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
That makes us both gay so clearly as two negatives make a positive, we should hook up and suck on each others gay parts.
Oh, shush. Wireless keyboard ... sucking bawls ... mumble ... .Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
And also, why do you and Skweeks insist upon referring to my foot in the plural. It's clearly a picture of one foot.
I hope the pair of you are better at cooking than you are at writing or neither of you will ever get a man :no:
Haven't you been following along? They are both so popular there's lines both coming and going.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I should have been more explicit. You're right, neither of them seem to have trouble attracting a provider in the first instance with their short skirts and carnal banter.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeHaven't you been following along? They are both so popular there's lines both coming and going.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I meant get as in get. As a man, you just know. When you're got, you're got.
Just ask your wife when she gets in from work.
h4r5h
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I bet you don't have broken feet! Men have bunions and their toes all point in different directions at different levels of the same toe. Real men anyway (sorry Manky). The odd toenail falling off is to be expected, or you're not exercising hard enough :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Ahem! I'm married! Officially anyway :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
What!
My toes point off in different directions. Look at the little one, ffs.
I can't help it that my velvety smooth skin extends all the way down to my extremities and gives them a golden sheen.
:ghey:
This thread needs moar farmer's feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
If you haven't got muck under your toenails, at least three broken toes and a bunion or two, then I'm directing that :ghey: right back at you.
^ yes
http://i.imgur.com/699Ea.jpg
There we are, freshly out of the gumboot (wellie to you) munted as, as per request. :blink:
I've got blackened nails, and some missing chunks. Not from farming or sports, mind you, but from tripping over hidden toys in the dark. :pinch:
We all have our different war wounds. Well, except for manker who's got prettier piggies than most workin' stiffs have fingers. :ghey:
Yeah okay so you kept a disembodied and embattled Orc arm from when they filmed LotR near to you but how about posting a pic of your feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Ohhh, it's a hate thread 'cos my foot looks like a foot.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Well, you guise keep spewing your bile. Me and my meterosexual foot are just chillin :smoke:
I know it's impossible but I swear I can smell it from here.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYeah okay so you kept a disembodied and embattled Orc arm from when they filmed LotR near to you but how about posting a pic of your feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
AGHHHHH! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
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Originally Posted by mankerYeah okay so you kept a disembodied and embattled Orc arm from when they filmed LotR near to you but how about posting a pic of your feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Squeams, post your foot.
I bet you've got elongated toes :smilie4:
Also mbm and Idol too.
Edit: I mean for you guise to post your feet, not that you've got elongated toes. I rather think that mbm would have Arty's share of hair and that Idol's would have fake tan splattered upon them.
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Probably should have washed it first.
At first I thought you'd googled for a weird looking foot to make Arty feel better, bleeding heart liberal as you are. But then I noticed the shaved cyclist leg and twigged that duplicity isn't your thing.
How do your toes fit inside regular foot shaped shoes :unsure:
And also; your foot looks clean enough but you could have chosen a spiffier bit of carpet to stand on.
Elongated toes? Why? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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What the flying fuck is that!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
OK everyone stop posting pics of their feet. Manky is doing a stirling job of not visibly balking but I'm made of punier stuff.
Width toe box and sexing your wife a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Obviously you hang around with girly men .Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhat the flying fuck is that!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787