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Tomorrow I'll be taking final exams and I haven't studied for them at all. On one hand, I have this fear that I will be permanently dismissed from the college, but on the other hand, I don't care about anything at all. Damn, I so wanna fuck!
...I am sorry that I keep repeating the same stuff over and over, but I can't fight myself...
EDIT: Oops, I meant to say that tomorrow is the last day of the spring semester, not fall semester.
Ok. Now go away again.
I have a friend who just dropped out of college.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
It was the fact that he couldn't write his exams even because he was home attending to his cancer-ridden father.
What's your excuse again?
Of course, Cancer was the name of his father's boyfriend. :idunno:
BTW Oleg, getting kicked out of college greatly reduces your chances of ever getting laid.
I searched YouTube for a clip of the school principal in "The Chorus" and his famous quote "action, reaction", but couldn't find any. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Don't give up!
Why? Once a failure, always a failure. Anyway, why encourage him to do something obviously outside his comfort zone?Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
My last weeks at university (such a waste) I split a giant feast from KFC with a friend, then took a big dump at the end of class and smeared my warm rich shit all over a bathroom, laughing maniacally as I did so. Oh, it was glorious. GLORIOUS I TELL YOU.
Nearly as glorious as running drunk all over the nearby street pissing on random letterboxes.
Not nearly as glorious as clutching a knife and stalking people.
*drools*
Great to see you back. :)
Ahh. Don't you just love the education system and the next generation of leaders it is producing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hole69
I just found out that I had failed the discrete math class. I am yet to receive a grade for the other class I was taking. Oh boy...
You can't fail a class but if it were possible I'm sure you'd be the one to do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
You're going to fail English as well I'm afraid. It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
With a bleak future ahead of him, it's time to check into the availability of a Meth class...
A discrete one.
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Originally Posted by megabyteme
Male prostituteIncredibly unsuccessful male prostitute and so two birds are killed with one stone.
Either that or if porn is to be believed and I can't possibly see why it shouldn't be, then pizza delivery guy.
Cable repairman or Pilates instructor being acceptable alternatives.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Would Pilates cable repairman be too much of a niche?Quote:
Originally Posted by anonCable repairman or Pilates instructor being acceptable alternatives.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeWould Pilates cable repairman be too much of a niche?Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
Or a Piles Arse Ole Repair Man (although you could ardly describe OlegL as a Man; More of a Boy, or an Embryo).
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs
You are so easily confused. No wonder the human race seems such an adventure. It would be like getting your pet gerbil signed up to a Higher Maths Course. Way beyond its intellectual comfort zone.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegLWhat?Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs
You might have been better off signing up for a 'Meths' class.
So, if you are a rodent, what species of rodent would you be?
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodent
That's a weird fetish, MBM... :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
TheFox, I asked a serious question, so I expect a serious answer. So, DngrMs, I don't think I understood what you said. You said, "It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class". What do you mean by that?
I just found out that I had also failed the other class. It looks like my overall GPA is below 2.0 now (I have two Fs, one A, and one C), which means I will be permanently dismissed from the college...
Only by your own low standards. By the standards of the rest of humanity, you asked a stupid question.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Now, I have a serious question. If you are from the planet Mong, what are you doing living on the planet Earth?
That's EXPELLED. Just like a turd.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Dude, I simply I didn't understand what DngrMs said. Do you always understand what other people say? If you do, then I understand why you think my question was stupid. Okay, I am stupid, but I still don't get the meaning of the sentence
Could you please explain to me what he meant?Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs
I still believe that you're likely a wackjob troll but on the slight chance that you're not please ignore the negative comments as only cretins delight in another person's failure.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Initially I was going to write "misfortune" but the fault, dear OlegL, is not in our stars,but in ourselves.
That's a quote from Star Trek or possibly Star Wars or maybe Battlestar Galactica.
No sorry it was Dancing with the Stars.Something the casting director said after Kirstie Alley ate her partner.
Really you don't get it? Christ it's as simple as 2+2.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
No wait that was very insensitive of me considering you can't do the maths .:mellow:
That's discrete maths. It's when you slip someone a note that politely says, "Hey, buddy...what's 2+2?"Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I thought it had something to do with Greece. "Hey, buddy... what's up with dis Crete math?"Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Holy fucking shit!!!!! What the fuck is wrong with all of you?!!
Really, I am losing fucking patience with all of you.
IdolEyes, you are nice, and I really do like you, but I don't get you sometimes. Let me explain something to you. I have always been straightforward with you. I honestly told you about everything that was happening in my life. I don't lie about things, so I am not a troll in that sense of the word. However, I might be a troll in some other sense of the word.
Now, about DngrMs... How many fucking times do I have to tell you that I didn't understand what he said? What the fuck does "It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class" mean?
Anyone remembers that Futurama episode where Bender runs a dating service advertised as "Discrete and Discreet"?
Think of me as one of those famous dead comedians whose names I've already forgotten only slightly less dead and a whole lot less funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Btw word things to the contrary I regard you as my one true friend here and basically the rest of those little sissy cunts can take their alleged wit and proper punctuation and seriously go fuck themselves.
Especially TheFox and it truly saddens me that dueling has been outlawed* since some time in the past or else he would properly feel the righteous wrath of my righteous wrath.
If you don't understand what I just said then we have at least one thing in common**.
*Only in Canada would someone think that threatening a person with a two year jail term over something they are presumably willing to die over makes any sense.:mellow:Quote:
Canada Duelling is illegal in Canada, pursuant to section 71 of the Criminal Code of Canada which states:
Everyone who:
(a) challenges or attempts by any means to provoke another person to fight a duel, (b) attempts to provoke a person to challenge another person to fight a duel, or (c) accepts a challenge to fight a duel, is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years.
**Other than both having been in your mom's vagina.
No, you little sissy cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
I was your brah, sellout. Just because the site crashed it doesn't mean you can disregard that :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
DngrMs, I didn't understand this sentence:
Please explain to me the meaning of this sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs
He means you are a retard and a failure at maths.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jiaU0xbOKsQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I said this:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeHe means you are a retard and a failure at maths.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
He wrote this response:Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
I understood the first part of his response ("You're going to fail English as well I'm afraid"). I didn't understand the second part ("It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class"). What I keep asking all of you is to explain to me the second part of his response.Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs