Who LOVES to Cook?

Giving away [possibly] a couple invites to deli.sh.

RULES:

1. No traders
2. No moochers (here only for invites)
3. Give me an idea of where you are at in terms of cooking. How will having access to the culinary tracker benefit you?
4. Must be able to write a literate request in English. If English is not your native language, convince me that you are trying.
5. Don't give me reason to believe you will jeopardize my account at the site.
6. NO PMs unless I already know you.

These rules may seem significant, but if you are the kind of person I'd invite, they won't be restrictive at all...

Bon appetite <--- Thanks, QuarterCawk. :dry:

EDIT- Invite sent Wilton333.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Giving away [possibly] a couple invites to deli.sh.

RULES:

1. No traders
2. No moochers (here only for invites)
3. Gives me an idea of where you are at in terms of cooking. How will having access to the culinary tracker benefit you?
4. Must be able to write a literate request in English. If English is not your native language, convince me that you are trying.
5. Don't give me reason to believe you will jeopardize my account at the site.
6. NO PMs unless I already know you.

These rules may seem significant, but if you are the kind of person I'd invite, they won't be restrictive at all...

Bon appetite :)

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What is this, some tracker that hosts Iron Chef and Martha Stewart videos? No in advance.

They also have Paula Deen's Cookin' for Whites Only series.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Giving away [possibly] a couple invites to deli.sh.

RULES:

1. No traders
2. No moochers (here only for invites)
3. Gives me an idea of where you are at in terms of cooking. How will having access to the culinary tracker benefit you?
4. Must be able to write a literate request in English. If English is not your native language, convince me that you are trying.
5. Don't give me reason to believe you will jeopardize my account at the site.
6. NO PMs unless I already know you.





These rules may seem significant, but if you are the kind of person I'd invite, they won't be restrictive at all...

Bon appetite :)

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I think it's hypocritical of you to demand English and then end your post with French.
Anyway since obviously no one else is requesting since you didn't play up the rare and HD aspects of the site, here's my application.

1. Back in third grade I traded a Wayne Gretzky hockey card for a Peter Stastny and a Stevie Yzerman but that was a long time ago and I'm a totally different person now or at least a bit taller.
2. I'm not here for the invites,I'm here for the women and the sparkling conversation so clearly I'm lost.
3.Mostly as a person of colour I now just subsist on raw okra pie,sweet potato and chitlin stuffed catfish and the charity of others. Oh and obviously crack.If the site helps me get crack that would be great.:)
4.:eyebrows: I hope you weren't being cereal,Shirley
5. I thought it was a culinary tracker not a game show tracker.Maybe I should have phrased everything in the form of a question. :unsure:
6. Honestly brohah who among us can truthfully say that we "know" someone else. Unless of course you were speaking biblically in which case I know your wife.

So do I win?Huh.Do I?Do I?Attachment 126645

I love Cock

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

3. Gives me an idea of where you are at in terms of cooking. How will having access to the culinary tracker benefit you?

Bon appetite :)

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Appetit.

Just for getting that wrong, give me your account, and you're going to have to apply to get it back.

I'm making a chicken cordon bleu with a side cream of mushroom soup today. What's stinking up your kitchen?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

3. Gives me an idea of where you are at in terms of cooking. How will having access to the culinary tracker benefit you?

Bon appetite :)

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Appetit.

Just for getting that wrong, give me your account, and you're going to have to apply to get it back.

I'm making a chicken cordon bleu with a side cream of mushroom soup today. What's stinking up your kitchen?

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Oh, ignore the question from the other thread, it's darth, isn't it?

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Oh, ignore the question from the other thread, it's darth, isn't it?

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Do you know of anyone else that can both bore and repulse you at the same time?

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3. Gives me an idea of where you are at in terms of cooking. How will having access to the culinary tracker benefit you?

Bon appetite :)

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Appetit.

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Actually, I knew Idol would be posting, so I meant bone appetite.

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Appetit.

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Actually, I knew Idol would be posting, so I meant bone appetite.

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But you are the one posting it, so don't you mean, a petite bone?

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But you are the one posting it, so don't you mean, a petite bone?

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Are you flirting with me?

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Oh, ignore the question from the other thread, it's darth, isn't it?

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Will you believe me if I say yes, while also telling you that I can't answer question from the future, in posts I made before I was asked them?

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Oh, ignore the question from the other thread, it's darth, isn't it?

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Will you believe me if I say yes, while also telling you that I can't answer question from the future, in posts I made before I was asked them?

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I'd say, I shouldn't remind you that reading a cited statement indicates you may critically read it in the future or already assume it to be true.

Seriously, NOBODY wants this awesome cooking resource? :no:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Seriously, NOBODY wants this awesome cooking resource? :no:

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It'd be different if you were giving away a cook.

Also, recipes are easy to come across online.

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I'd say, I shouldn't remind you that reading a cited statement indicates you may critically read it in the future or already assume it to be true.

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When you play soccer, do you put the goalposts at the sidelines? The verb you used presumes an active decision. Retroactive analysis doesn't excuse your poor diction.

How's life, Mary? None of that emotional drivel either. I mean the actual bit where you have hobbies and hopes.

I'm miserable professionally.

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Seriously, NOBODY wants this awesome cooking resource? :no:

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Wasn't this site the one that started off as a joke on the What.CD forums, just so someone can say they run a Gazelle site?

I wouldn't be so hung up, if I were you. It has almost nothing to do with the type of person you are, I'm sure.

:shifty:

It is more for people who want to either learn how to cook, or continue improving their skills. Is it no longer trendy to be a gourmet cook? Last I checked, Food Network and cooking shows were popular. Granted, I have not bothered to authorize my cable box in like a year... :idunno:

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Originally Posted by Quarterquack

Wasn't this site the one that started off as a joke on the What.CD forums, just so someone can say they run a Gazelle site?

I wouldn't be so hung up, if I were you. It has almost nothing to do with the type of person you are, I'm sure.

:shifty:

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It is a solid resource for culinary stuffs. No joke at all (except your face). It isn't like I'm gonna spit in their e-recipe book. :no:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

It is a solid resource for culinary stuffs. No joke at all (except your face). It isn't like I'm gonna spit in their e-recipe book. :no:

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How much skill-improvement stuff is there?

And no, keep your invite.

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Wasn't this site the one that started off as a joke on the What.CD forums, just so someone can say they run a Gazelle site?

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Considering that What was purportedly created by a 16 year old the irony is not lost on me.

Also where's my invite,you fat judgemental cunt?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Also where's my invite,you fat judgemental cunt?

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So far, you are the best applicant. :pinch:

I live in a large family household and we cook family meals at least once a day. There are currently 11 of us. I love to cook and have been cooking since I was very young. Cooking is generally done by myself or Mother-in-Law. I saw your offer before but I just don't know if I really would use the site that often. I do lookup recipes on a daily basis though and love to watch anything food related on TV if I'm not watching a movie or playing a game. My level of cooking is amateurish but I love creating my own dishes with unprocessed raw foods and unique spices. I've whittled myself down to a few select sites and would be happy to provide stats.

The invite was yours the moment I saw your name in the thread. Just send me a PM with a gmail addy. :)

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The invite was yours the moment I saw your name in the thread. Just send me a PM with a gmail addy. :)

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Figures and thanks for nothing you unless excuse for a friend.

Now I'm left to my own devices to decide which of Optimum Gold Standard,MusclePharm Combat Powder and Muscletech Phase 8 goes best with Silk unsweetened Almond milk.

I would probably be totally devastated by your betrayal and likely resort to taking anti-depressants if I didn't still hold out some small glimmer of hope that OlgeL will Skype me about getting me into HD.bits.

I here there are carbs in antidepressants. Bad ones. And in invites to wherever it is you want to be invited.

Don't you mean "Eye hear there"?

Have I ever mentioned how much I despise you.

No, that wasn't a question. :dry:

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goes best with Silk unsweetened Almond milk.

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Why Silk and not Blue Diamond?

It's closest to eye level so obviously marketing works.

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Have I ever mentioned how much I despise you.

No, that wasn't a question. :dry:

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No I'm pretty sure it was.

Oh course I'm illiterate and so I'm really just going with my gut.

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It's closest to eye level so obviously marketing works.

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What is the height of an average pilates regular these days?

I love to Cock

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Originally Posted by Alien5

I love to Cock

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Do you not remember already using that joke on the first page? :unsure:

Thread closed. Will do this again when I get more invites.