Jojosalami, let's become friends again (Warning: nonindicative thread title)

Buddy, I miss you. I miss the time when you were still nice to me. Let's become nice to each other again. I remember I recently sent you a private message, but you didn't respond to it. I want you to become nice to me again.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I remember I recently sent you a private message, but you didn't respond to it.

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Gee, I wonder why.

Well, this is by far the creepiest thing ever written here:

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Originally Posted by jojosalami

1) You're either truly self centered and believe that whatever negative action people carry out around you has to be done in order to belittle or humiliate you, in which case, why the heck don't you pick up on it when people make fun of you to your face? Also, in which case - do you truly believe I'm trying to humiliate you? If the answer to that is no (which it has to be if you're a sane individual and can read into situations the right way), then the logical conclusion is that this is your poaching for more sympathy from people, this time by turning me into a villain. Congratulations, you're a psychopath.

2) Or you're a person that can't actually take up responsibility for your actions. I simply regurgitated the truth. If you somehow find that your previous action (which happened one day before I posted) somehow humiliates you by being brought out in front of people - then why do it in the first place? You acknowledge something you did is stupid, and in certain cases humiliating, so you either did it because you want the sympathy of those that want to believe you're absolutely retarded, or you're looking for the sympathy of people who will (once again) side with you once Valerio (or someone else) decides to flip out on you again. Congratulations, you're a sociopath.

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So, I want to get to know him better, since I find his behavior so puzzling.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Well, this is by far the creepiest thing ever written here:

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Not for nothing but it wasn't even close to being the creepiest thing written in this thread.:mellow:

Btw Darth whatever his current name is and I are skyping right now.

Skyping like mad crazy.

Skype.Skype.Skype.Skype.

Seriously, IdolEyes, jojosalami is a bit of a mystery.

Some mysteries are best left unsolved.

Darth just skyped me that.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Some mysteries are best left unsolved.

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Or in Darthy's case, drowned as an infant.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Some mysteries are best left unsolved.

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Or in Darthy's case, drowned as an infant.

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That's in any case since there is a positive correlation between height of the victim and difficulty in keeping them submersed.

I changed my mind. I don't wanna be nice to jojosalami. I think jojosalami intentionally tried to humiliate me when he wrote his garbage posts. That's why I hope you'll die a slow and painful death, jojosalami. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you, you little shit.

Your laundry schedule is rather infrequent. Do you own a lot of clothes or are you just a really stinky Jew?

Actually, I haven't taken a shower in a while. You made a good point. I've been staring at all those beautiful women at sex.com for these past few days because I FUCKING DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET A REAL WOMAN.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I changed my mind. I don't wanna be nice to jojosalami. I think jojosalami intentionally tried to humiliate me when he wrote his garbage posts. That's why I hope you'll die a slow and painful death, jojosalami. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you, you little shit.

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Totally measured,reasonable and completely not mental response as always.
I for one can't understand why some New York based supermodel hasn't snapped you up already.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I changed my mind. I don't wanna be nice to jojosalami. I think jojosalami intentionally tried to humiliate me when he wrote his garbage posts. That's why I hope you'll die a slow and painful death, jojosalami. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you, you little shit.

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:glag:

Looks like Darth Salami won't be getting mentioned in another Oleg post for 2.67 days. :D

I'll probably be sorry for asking this, but who the hell is jojosalami? Sounds like a 2nd rate porn star name :blink:

http://handle-withcare.com/bio.aspx

That face :blink:

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Originally Posted by anon

http://handle-withcare.com/bio.aspx

That face :blink:

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Looks like the poster boy for pedophiles :pinch:

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Actually, I haven't taken a shower in a while. You made a good point. I've been staring at all those beautiful women at sex.com for these past few days because I FUCKING DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET A REAL WOMAN.

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Here, I found the solution to your problem. Now stop. Please.

https://www.realdoll.com/

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Totally measured,reasonable and completely not mental response as always.

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Seriously, he's a fucking douchebag and wrote some of the shittiest comments this board has ever witnessed.

Writing spurious stuff on a internet website is one of bestest reasons for wishing someone dead so I guess you have a point.

Btw I've been informed that I'm not suppose to say mean stuff to people even if it's completely true so I hope that didn't offend you in any way.:)

Regards m8 and best of luck with the wishing death thing. :):):)

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Originally Posted by OlegL

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Totally measured,reasonable and completely not mental response as always.

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Seriously, he's a fucking douchebag...

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And seriously, you are a non-fucking douchebag, so I would say he has the better deal.

Are you jealous because he is fucking? Does envy rule your life? For fux sake, save a bit of cash and go pay for it. It may mature you a little.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

For fux sake, save a bit LOT of cash and go pay for it. It may mature you a little.

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Fix'd. Like he won't have to pay extra.

Fucking piece of douchebaggery shit this jojosalami is. Fucking asshole retard.

Climbing the ladder of becoming an 'intelligent contributor to the board' I see, one step at a time.

I hate jojosalami because he tries to humiliate and hurt people. Despite the fact that he never even met me in real life, he decided to write asinine comments about me. He probably writes stupid comments about other people too.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I hate jojosalami because he tries to humiliate and hurt people. Despite the fact that he never even met me in real life, he decided to write asinine comments about me. He probably writes stupid comments about other people too.

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Even the mental manage to get close to the mark once in a while, who knew? :idunno:

Either change the title to "Jojosalami I hate your fucking guts,you fucking asshole retard" or try to stay on topic.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Either change the title to "Jojosalami I hate your fucking guts,you fucking asshole retard" or try to stay on topic.

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There'd be FAR more replies, as nearly everyone could contribute. :happy:

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I hate jojosalami because he tries to humiliate and hurt people. Despite the fact that he never even met me in real life, he decided to write asinine comments about me. He probably writes stupid comments about other people too.

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But why single him out? What makes him so special to you? It's not like 90% of the forum isn't taking a virtual dump on you on a constant basis now, is it?

Because unlike other people here, he tries to sound dead serious...

Well, others try hard to sound humorous while actually being dead serious - they cloak their contempt with sarcasm, humour and wit, more or less.

It's like one guy trying to stab you with an ice pick while the other just hides it inside a huge pink dildo. The result is pretty much the same.

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Originally Posted by shipwreck

Well, others try hard to sound humorous while actually being dead serious - they cloak their contempt with sarcasm, humour and wit, more or less.

It's like one guy trying to stab you with an ice pick while the other just hides it inside a huge pink dildo. The result is pretty much the same.

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Fine, I'll remember to single you out in future posts, as well. :ermm:

Why? Did I hit a nerve? Fine, replace 'pink dildo' with blue and white striped, Gaultier 'Le Male' -like shaped anal beads if that's politically more acceptable.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Either change the title to "Jojosalami I hate your fucking guts,you fucking asshole retard" or try to stay on topic.

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There'd be FAR more replies, as nearly everyone could contribute. :happy:

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Idol's title suggestion tempted me, but I aimed for a healthy balance.

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Originally Posted by shipwreck

Why? Did I hit a nerve? Fine, replace 'pink dildo' with blue and white striped, Gaultier 'Le Male' -like shaped anal beads if that's politically more acceptable.

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Stop, you are making Idol drool. :lol:

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Originally Posted by shipwreck

Well, others try hard to sound humorous while actually being dead serious - they cloak their contempt with sarcasm, humour and wit, more or less.

It's like one guy trying to stab you with an ice pick while the other just hides it inside a huge pink dildo. The result is pretty much the same.

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Serious about what?

Serious about hating your guts. But you seem to prefer being poked in the eye with that pink dildo instead.

What I'm basically trying to say is that instead of focusing your hatred on one individual, you probably should just do a suicide bombing (TERROR AL-QAEDA HIZBOLLAH HAMAS PIKACHU OSAMA YOUR MAMA OBAMA /NSA)