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What's an insane way to masterbate?
Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
lol
http://www.tiscali.co.uk/shop/johnle.../230172812.jpg
Both girls and guys
:D :D dont tuch yourself at all just think real hard LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 03:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
:D :D dont tuch yourself at all just think real hard LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Twister+20 November 2003 - 21:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Twister @ 20 November 2003 - 21:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 03:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
Wetdream while awake? lol
:lol: Lol thats from Private Parts,Quote:
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
actually i never saw that movie...Quote:
Originally posted by Haz@21 November 2003 - 11:17
:lol: Lol thats from Private Parts,Quote:
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
I see they brainstormed.. hee hee
:D :D dont tuch yourself at all just think real hard LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Twister+21 November 2003 - 03:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Twister @ 21 November 2003 - 03:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 03:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
i tried that once b4, didn't work... <_<
i'd like the normal ways to masterbate without getting my penis bit off by the worms thank you... <_<
THAT MOVIE IS FUCKING FUNNY!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by muchspl2@21 November 2003 - 17:32
http://members.cox.net/dodger1954/pics/disgustin.jpg
Here's a really insane one:
Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.
Girl: Baseballbat taped to a Air Compressor (for tires).. Turn the compressor on and wear some Sound Cancelation headphones to get rid of the noise.
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :)
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by Murph+22 November 2003 - 21:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Murph @ 22 November 2003 - 21:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :) [/b][/quote]
:lol: ROFL :lol:
:lol: ROFL :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by ~FunK_mOb~+22 November 2003 - 14:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (~FunK_mOb~ @ 22 November 2003 - 14:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by Murph@22 November 2003 - 21:17
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@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :)
Nah, use that Skin numbing stuff doctors inject into your skin.
Inject it into each finger.. then later rub the weaker numb stuff all over to finish it off..
Get a hairdryer and make sure it's all dry.
Your hand will feel Swolen.. Fat probably.
Nah, use that Skin numbing stuff doctors inject into your skin.Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfmight+23 November 2003 - 05:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wolfmight @ 23 November 2003 - 05:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by ~FunK_mOb~@22 November 2003 - 14:25
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Originally posted by Murph@22 November 2003 - 21:17
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@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :)
:lol: ROFL :lol:
Inject it into each finger.. then later rub the weaker numb stuff all over to finish it off..
Get a hairdryer and make sure it's all dry.
Your hand will feel Swolen.. Fat probably. [/b][/quote]
:huh:
Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.
how about clone ur body then fuck urselfQuote:
Originally posted by neattairoski@24 November 2003 - 14:36
Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.
more pratical... :lol: <_<
Yeah but your clone might get greedy and rape you :o
how about clone ur body then fuck urselfQuote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez+24 November 2003 - 09:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (james_bond_rulez @ 24 November 2003 - 09:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-neattairoski@24 November 2003 - 14:36
Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.
more pratical... :lol: <_< [/b][/quote]
In the move, "The Sixth Day".. arnold tells the scientist," Why dont you clone yourself twice so that you can finally fuck youself!"
:lol:
now girls can cum too?Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 02:00
Here's a really insane one:
Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.
yea...
How 'bout getting a member of the opposite sex to jerk you off ? I know that'd be my preference. :P
Yes, chicks CAN cum... just get them really horny, it's not much, but noticable. In my (limited) experience, just lick them out with a finger up their ass.. guarunteed winner. :D
hey that one would work for me i just need to find a lot of girlsQuote:
Originally posted by Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 02:00
Here's a really insane one:
Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.
i though its in her g spot it open sup this thing :huh: and when she cums she should ejaculate
now girls can cum too? [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Octopussy 2.0+25 November 2003 - 09:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Octopussy 2.0 @ 25 November 2003 - 09:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 02:00
Here's a really insane one:
Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.
:blink:
I feel sorry for your girlfriend.......
.........if you ever had one. :P
they cum, but it's not seamon.
they just ejaculate lubrication material, so your dick will really want to cum if it hasnt already.