I walked into a Starbucks, and God was sitting at a computer using Google.
I thought ... Wow! Being God must pay well, I can't afford a Grande.
-doobs
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I walked into a Starbucks, and God was sitting at a computer using Google.
I thought ... Wow! Being God must pay well, I can't afford a Grande.
-doobs
mmmmmmmmmmmmm......java chip
Why would a computer want to use google?Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
What do you expect? If He can afford a Apple, a Grande isn't a problem.:huh:
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Originally Posted by TheFoXWhy would a computer want to use google?Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
I was a bit sloshed and you'll have to excuse my phrasing and grammar. :blushing:
However, you can piss of ... my head hurts.
-doobs
Drink some vinegar. I hear it helps. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
:fist:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeDrink some vinegar. I hear it helps. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
doobs :snooty:
I thought God used Bing exclusively! According to Bill.
Bing is the tool of Satan.
-doobs
So is Bill! Or is Bill Satan?Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Do us a pic, doobs.
I even have a Microsoft phone, mate. If Bill was once Satan, he seems to be a pretty rightoues dude, atm. What him and Warren Buffet are doing is pretty amazing; in the truest since of the word, that is real money they're giving away -- say what you will.
-doobs
Plus won.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie