Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've heard that joke about 20 times today. funny first time i heard it tho.
:D You made me smile.. Thanks for the laugh..
<_< I dont get it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridg...n_smiling2.jpg @ Michael jackson
I heard that Michael Jackson thought that Boyz II Men was a home delivery service
:P
I know - old - but funny!
those jokes were Weak.
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 06:25
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridg...n_smiling2.jpg @ Michael jackson
Don't worry Mik. You'll maybe get it next year when you go up a class. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Mik3ll@22 November 2003 - 02:16
<_< I dont get it.
LOL :D
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"
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How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights
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Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.
did you heard about the kid who drowned in neverland ?
yeaaah there was a hole in Jackos waterbed !
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by share4uk@23 November 2003 - 11:52
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"
haha
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the
recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor,
how long before we can have sex?"
:ph34r: The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
michael jackson is of on vacation he's going to tampa with the kids
LOL!!
Good 1 hunter. LMAO :lol: :D .
alrite explain 5CQuote:
Originally posted by share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
alrite explain 5C [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by EnJoi+30 November 2003 - 17:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EnJoi @ 30 November 2003 - 17:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
are you blonde, 5c meaning a class in a school of year 5c
alrite explain 5C [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by EnJoi+30 November 2003 - 17:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EnJoi @ 30 November 2003 - 17:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
:blink:
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Originally posted by Mat_At_Home+30 November 2003 - 18:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mat_At_Home @ 30 November 2003 - 18:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by EnJoi@30 November 2003 - 17:03
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@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
alrite explain 5C
dont get it?
OK, since im feeling helpful today i'll explain.
class 5C means the 5th grade section C. Jackson has 5th graders in his bedroom...get it?
:lol: If you have to explain your joke give up, its not worth it :P
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
Thats just sick, and below the belt! sorry for the pun <_< :DQuote:
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
:blink:
haha niceQuote:
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
hahahha funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :DQuote:
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
that one is great :DQuote:
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 03:46
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by share4uk@21 November 2003 - 18:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
A new hotdog was invented called the mcjackson, its a 45 year old weiner in between two 12 year old buns.
Got a new car radio, you say "rock" it plays rock music, you
say "soul" it plays soul. 2 kids ran out in front of me car the
other day i shouted "fucking kids" and it started playing michael
jackson!!!
:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :newyear:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by anwinch@7 December 2003 - 02:59
Got a new car radio, you say "rock" it plays rock music, you
say "soul" it plays soul. 2 kids ran out in front of me car the
other day i shouted "fucking kids" and it started playing michael
jackson!!!
:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :newyear:
how does michael jako pick his nose?
from a catolog
Too freakin' funny!!!!! You guys are great!!!