Undoubtedly, you no longer come around due to your genetic-prone incarceration or Mexican cartel hit, but happy birthday anyway. :)
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Undoubtedly, you no longer come around due to your genetic-prone incarceration or Mexican cartel hit, but happy birthday anyway. :)
he's as old as his moustache has hairs :mushy:
I thort he woz a hitter for a mexican cartel. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
24 aww feels great.Bring on another.
Ziggy's on thesheeplamblam!
Shhh..be cool.
My Toro lawnmower was manufactured in Mexico which may explain why it keeps trying to cut my head off.
You watch too many liveleak videos.
Idol can NEVER get enough of guys leaking live. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
I tried to find an appropriate birthday picture or something, but I couldn't find one.
So here's a movie about some mexicans or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bahQJkKPL1s
dos equis
I don't know what that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Other than this site the only internet surfing that I do is The Wall Street Journal and your Mum's webcam.
You must be doing it to spite me because there is a lot better cams.
@snee thought i was gonna watch some dark sadist japanese cinema.looks more like some lame psa.
That little trailer parkbabybabe has gotta be almost in her teens now. How's she look these days? All used up, I bet...
No,I'm really Arnold Schwarzenegger.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Lame. Wat.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
It's got some clowns and everything.
It'is his birthday so he can cry if he wants to.
@MBM still a better love story then twilight.
Cry?This is the best bday thread ive ever had.
On a semi-serious note, what have you been up to lately, z?
More than a little part of me hopes that I'm being trolled.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
I don't think I've ever heard Guangdong overlapped with Putonghua overlapped with Espanol before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Just went to a 8hr class on p.i.t. (forklift) safety, just got free health care, preping for kitchen science so i can extract dextromethorphan for friends and going to a rave while popping molly.Other then that im still up to nothing positive.
I can understand why you'd keep your major felonies off a public message board.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
And, like you haven't had free healthcare all along, you little border jumper... :no:
Ha wish i was into more exciting crimes.gta will do for now.
Well, at least it sounds like the local Home Depot will need to keep a MUCH closer eye on their forklifts in the near future.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
When i can pass a drug test.
I was thinking of starting out with shipping pillows and such.to practice
:lol::lol::glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Normally everything anyone needs to know about operating a forklift could be covered in 20 minutes so obviously the instructor considered you all idiots.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
The instructor is very perceptive.
1. Keep the forks down.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Normally everything anyone needs to know about operating a forklift could be covered in 20 minutes so obviously the instructor considered you all idiots.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
The instructor is very perceptive.
2. Do NOT leave the forks up.
3. Balance the load AND remember to keep the forks down.
4. No racing or jousting, BUT if you do- do NOT do so with the forks up!
5. Do not back in to anything.
And when going down slope face load uphill...yeah 100% of the class passed.the teacher was toatally trolling
Face load :lol:
going down slope- :lol:
You dirty minded racist beaner, you.
Why did that link turn my webcam on?
Happy belated bday!
EDIT: oooooooh, I'm a veteran. Nice!
That van looks like its made of dope.
It is made of dope and that's what obviously makes him a real Mexican hero.:)
It's also driven by a dope. I mean, hasn't he spotted the prick holding the camera, who is trying to overtake him?
Surely if he was a real hero, he would be checking out the prick holding the camera.
He is lucky that it was a camera the prick was holding. If it had been a gun, he could have had his brains blown, and never would have known his life was in danger, because he was so focused on the road ahead, he failed to notice that some prick, holding a gun (or camera), was right beside him.
I hate people who obviously have tunnel vision. They fail to notice everything that is happening around them, because they blinker themselves to what is happening right in front of their noses.
Obviously, Mexicoians do not yet recognize cameras as an invention- kinda like soap.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX