3 little words that can silently kill your relationships....Do you say them?

As an online relationship coach, i have seen a lot of relationship hitting the rocks just because of little unnoticed words that spouses say to each other that end up killing their relationships. theses three little words are often used by couples without knowing the effect it has on their relationships.

So what are these three little words?

I DON'T TRUST YOU: looks harmless and simple, isnt it? but terribly a relationship killer. telling your spouse no matter the contest it is being used that you don't trust him/her is a relationship killer. this word simply makes your spouse feel worthless and less important and no one(including you) would want to feel worthless and less-important.

BUT: this singular word as common as it looks has ruined many marriages and relationships today. sentences like: i love you BUT....., goes a long way in showing reservations about your love for your spouse. this word simply acts like an eraser that erases what ever good thing that comes before or after it in that sentence.
you may have probably lost your spouse or partner as a result of little words that can kill a relationship.

I fucked your friend, your sister is do-able and how about you me and the hostess? Have all managed to cause minor rifts needing soothing reassuring words to the significant other after..... fuckwit.

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Originally Posted by adamsdivine

So what are these three little words?

I DON'T TRUST YOU:

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Someone cannot count.

With math skills that bad, I'd dump them on principle.

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Originally Posted by adamsdivine

As an online relationship coach, i have seen a lot of relationship hitting the rocks just because of little unnoticed words that spouses say to each other that end up killing their relationships. theses three little words are often used by couples without knowing the effect it has on their relationships etc.

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Hi adamsdivine.:) I am an online veterinarian and by "online" I mean equally unaccredited and possibly bogus and also a sometime online Nigerian prince :)

It is my considered nonprofessional royal opinion that you have bad mange and probably need to be put down.
Likely with spears as that is how we would do it in Nigeriastan.

Btw for a "relationship coach" you seem incredibly bad at forging relationships. Or maybe this falls into the "those that cannot do,teach" category.

As an online wizard, I'd turn people seeking relationship advice into trees. That would net them quite a few hugs.

As an online squirrel, I'd then grab their nuts.

As an online refrigerator, I think we should all just chill.

I am an online retard. Try setting me on fire.

I love online relationship coaches but I don't trust them...

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Originally Posted by adamsdivine

As an online relationship coach, i have seen a lot of relationship hitting the rocks just because of little unnoticed words that spouses say to each other that end up killing their relationships. theses three little words are often used by couples without knowing the effect it has on their relationships.

So what are these three little words?

I DON'T TRUST YOU: looks harmless and simple, isnt it? but terribly a relationship killer. telling your spouse no matter the contest it is being used that you don't trust him/her is a relationship killer. this word simply makes your spouse feel worthless and less important and no one(including you) would want to feel worthless and less-important.

BUT: this singular word as common as it looks has ruined many marriages and relationships today. sentences like: i love you BUT....., goes a long way in showing reservations about your love for your spouse. this word simply acts like an eraser that erases what ever good thing that comes before or after it in that sentence.
you may have probably lost your spouse or partner as a result of little words that can kill a relationship.

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In contrast, "cunt", "whore", and "bitch" will end the relationship LOUDLY. :yup:

I honestly thought the answer to the original question was going to be "The gun's loaded.":unsure:

Or in Meg's case, the three little words would be is it in?

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Or in Meg's case, the three little words would be is it in?

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Or in Art's case, "I'm coming home." Surely the way to get the missus to stop having the secks. :yup:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Or in Meg's case, the three little words would be is it in?

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Or in Art's case, "I'm coming home." Surely the way to get the missus to stop having the secks. :yup:

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If you really wanted to nail it to Art, you would have described a historically relevant sexual anecdote that he was sharing with the missus when she shot herself with the nail gun she was using to assemble the homemade sybian.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Or in Art's case, "I'm coming home." Surely the way to get the missus to stop having the secks. :yup:

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If you really wanted to nail it to Art, you would have described a historically relevant sexual anecdote that he was sharing with the missus when she shot herself with the nail gun she was using to assemble the homemade sybian.

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It's only a shame we don't have a :golfclap: smiley for Mclovin's little comeback, it was really very good...... :golfclap:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

If you really wanted to nail it to Art, you would have described a historically relevant sexual anecdote that he was sharing with the missus when she shot herself with the nail gun she was using to assemble the homemade sybian.

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It's only a shame we don't have a :golfclap: smiley for Mclovin's little comeback, it was really very good...... :golfclap:

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I have been popping in for a couple months. You are more scarce than I. Did you notice my use of the indefinite article instead of the definite article?

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That's OK, I'll go ahead and explain it. Normally, "the" should have been used, but I used "a" to imply that many sexual anecdotes were being preached by you, and MBM would have been describing only one of them.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

I fucked your friend, your sister is do-able and how about you me and the hostess? Have all managed to cause minor rifts needing soothing reassuring words to the significant other after..... fuckwit.

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You sound knowledgeable... You should be an online relationship coach as well.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

I fucked your friend, your sister is do-able and how about you me and the hostess? Have all managed to cause minor rifts needing soothing reassuring words to the significant other after..... fuckwit.

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You sound knowledgeable... You should be an online relationship coach as well.

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I seem to have a fairly busy schedule replying to spastics who have no hope of having a relationship, and little interest in more than a passing comment. Are you one of those? Inquiring minds want to know?

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Originally Posted by SinnerLloyd

You sound knowledgeable... You should be an online relationship coach as well.

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I seem to have a fairly busy schedule replying to spastics who have no hope of having a relationship, and little interest in more than a passing comment. Are you one of those? Inquiring minds want to know?

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Perhaps you could be a lonely loser soundbite from non-relationships forming coach. There's no money in it, but has got to be the equivalent to training Special Olympians via the web.*


*Meaning more interpretation of bizarre texts, but without the drool on your shirt.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Artemis

I seem to have a fairly busy schedule replying to spastics who have no hope of having a relationship, and little interest in more than a passing comment. Are you one of those? Inquiring minds want to know?

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Perhaps you could be a lonely loser soundbite from non-relationships forming coach. There's no money in it, but has got to be the equivalent to training Special Olympians via the web.*


*Meaning more interpretation of bizarre texts, but without the drool on your shirt.

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On that note I've been trying to train OlegL for years, so far all I have managed to teach him to do is smear his own faeces in his hair, so I don't so much future in it. :idunno:

I don't so much future in it either. You accidentally a whole Oleg, ffs.

Art's pill mixup only swapped so and see, thus most today's potential crises are likely to be averted.

Can't edit, but I forgot the word "of" This message has been brought to by of.

Spell check on my iphone keeps changing my SO's to DO's and my PUT's to OUT's whilst texting... it is hurting all my relationships!
Can anyone of help?

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Originally Posted by Artemis

On that note I've been trying to train OlegL for years, so far all I have managed to teach him to do is smear his own faeces in his hair, so I don't so much future in it. :idunno:

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I think that after years of successfully training horses you made the fatal mistake of not factoring in OlegL's inferior intelligence.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Art's pill mixup only swapped so and see, of thus most today's potential crises are likely to be averted.

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Fixed it for you.No need to thank me as like Spider Man, action is my reward.:)

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Originally Posted by Vestibule

Spell check on my iphone keeps changing my SO's to DO's and my PUT's to OUT's whilst texting... it is hurting all my relationships!
Can anyone of help?

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As a fast and easy fix, I'm going to suggest you stop texting.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by Vestibule

Spell check on my iphone keeps changing my SO's to DO's and my PUT's to OUT's whilst texting... it is hurting all my relationships!
Can anyone of help?

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As a fast and easy fix, I'm going to suggest you stop texting.

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It's even worse trying to swear on an iPhone. :blink:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

As a fast and easy fix, I'm going to suggest you stop texting.

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It's even worse trying to swear on an iPhone. :blink:

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That's unfortunate as that is all I'd expect to do on the device. :idunno:

Siri is a bitch... I broke it off with her a long time ago...

Following the relevant topic, Android apparently handles Google's speech to text on the server side, and when you curse, it replaces it with all asterisks. There is no way to disable it. It only applies to English though. I cursed at it in another language, and it parsed it just fine.

I am a Noob and totally lost as to how three little words have any inference to anything in here... :cool: The only words I would HATE is I HAVE YOUR PASSWORD or for the hackers the worst would be You Are Busted!!!

PS I better go find an Avatar so I can be cool too....

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Originally Posted by overdrive

I am a Noob and totally lost as to how three little words have any inference to anything in here... :cool: The only words I would HATE is I HAVE YOUR PASSWORD or for the hackers the worst would be You Are Busted!!!

PS I better go find an Avatar so I can be cool too....

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Mad hacker counting skillz. :whistling

He didn't say that he was going to use just three words.:blink:
Anyway the if you want to split straws I'm fairly sure that hackers would think hearing, upon regaining consciousness"See that bomb next to you?I've set it to go off in one minute and btw I've crazy glued your balls to the floor :)" ,to be slightly worse.

Cut off your balls and run as fast as you can.

You don't have a knife so it would be more "rip your balls off" and I think that is sort of the whole impossible choices point or something.

Anyway brilliant as always m8 and now maybe you could help me solve the dilemma of understanding what might transpire when a bucket full of tap water is placed above a half open doorway. :)