im married :P remember im santa
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im married :P remember im santa
im divorced.... yes there is a God!!.... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/daz.gif :lol:
well mabe i will share my real status later when i feel like it but i see u didn't like ur man lol
Married.....divorced.....married again.........PLEASEGODMAKEITSTOP !!!
:D j/k Got lucky this time. :)
they say a man is happiest between his first and second marriage - :D
that's where i am now, and i think they're right!
:ph34r: Arms single and not looking. Well, looking to use a woman for sex but besides that I want to be in no relationship. :)
ditto
Single and happy. ;) G/F(s) are just cheaper than divorce lawyers. :lol:
:o Oh great, NOW you tell me ! :PQuote:
Originally posted by Darth Sushi@23 November 2003 - 02:16
G/F(s) are just cheaper than divorce lawyers. :lol:
will be single in 1 year exactly on December 1st
Hey Darth depends on the girlfriend ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Sushi@23 November 2003 - 04:16
Single and happy. ;) G/F(s) are just cheaper than divorce lawyers. :lol:
Peace brotherdoobie
congrats - mine will b in february, and i'm very excited 2 have my anniversary (well, i had 1 4 my marriage date, might as well have 1 4 my divorce date) :ninja:Quote:
Originally posted by Adster@23 November 2003 - 09:21
will be single in 1 year exactly on December 1st
Perhaps, but all lawyers will eventually try to screw you in arse even if you prefer the missionary position. :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@23 November 2003 - 10:39
Hey Darth depends on the girlfriend ;)
The relationship i have with my right hand is a long and trusted one. It never leaves me and is allways faithfull to me unless i allow otherwise. Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow. It allways joins in the fun whenever i have someone else over to stay and never lets me down.
Its the best relationship i ever had and should never had thought otherwise.
Peace
UKHandyMan
Perhaps, but all lawyers will eventually try to screw you in arse even if prefer the missionary position. :blink: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Sushi+23 November 2003 - 04:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Darth Sushi @ 23 November 2003 - 04:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@23 November 2003 - 10:39
Hey Darth depends on the girlfriend ;)
Being male...........What other way would there be to screw you?........but in
the arse. ;)
Peace brotherdooobie :lol:
AMEN!Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan@23 November 2003 - 09:48
Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow.
jealousy is cute at first, then it becomes annoying as hell! :angry:
Yes U.K. .........a nice relationship indeed.Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan@23 November 2003 - 04:48
The relationship i have with my right hand is a long and trusted one. It never leaves me and is allways faithfull to me unless i allow otherwise. Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow. It allways joins in the fun whenever i have someone else over to stay and never lets me down.
Its the best relationship i ever had and should never had thought otherwise.
Peace
UKHandyMan
But if you ever decide your in the mood for a littel something differnt,
and try out your left hand..........Be carefull very carefull!
I posted in a thread earlier this year about my experience with
switching hands.
My left hand found out about me cheating on it,with my right hand.
(I am left handed) and nearly killed me in my sleep.....by trying to
suffocate me with a pillow.
Just a friendly warning. :)
However it was the best sex of my life!
Secerts are sexy........Dont you think ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
Being male...........What other way would there be to screw you?........but inQuote:
Originally posted by brotherdoobie+23 November 2003 - 10:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 23 November 2003 - 10:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Sushi@23 November 2003 - 04:45
<!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie
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@23 November 2003 - 10:39
Hey Darth depends on the girlfriend ;)
Perhaps, but all lawyers will eventually try to screw you in arse even if prefer the missionary position. :blink:
the arse. ;) [/b][/quote]
Oh, no! I just emasculated myself. :(
I just recently became single again, and it's both a blessing and a curse :) :(
I've decided that i'm avoiding meaningful relationship's for along time now (I think 100 year's should be long enough) and just going to have some fun when I get over going through so much hell for, well i've lost count how many time's i've been hurt now lol :) :(
Singleized, frustrated, bored, lonely Sniper. (Hell, my life really suck's right now lol)
not true, now u have the world by the balls again! u r FREE!!!!! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@23 November 2003 - 10:03
Singleized, frustrated, bored, lonely Sniper. (Hell, my life really suck's right now lol)
Yes U.K. .........a nice relationship indeed.Quote:
Originally posted by brotherdoobie+23 November 2003 - 10:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 23 November 2003 - 10:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@23 November 2003 - 04:48
The relationship i have with my right hand is a long and trusted one. It never leaves me and is allways faithfull to me unless i allow otherwise. Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow. It allways joins in the fun whenever i have someone else over to stay and never lets me down.
Its the best relationship i ever had and should never had thought otherwise.
Peace
UKHandyMan
But if you ever decide your in the mood for a littel something differnt,
and try out your left hand..........Be carefull very carefull!
I posted in a thread earlier this year about my experience with
switching hands.
My left hand found out about me cheating on it,with my right hand.
(I am left handed) and nearly killed me in my sleep.....by trying to
suffocate me with a pillow.
Just a friendly warning. :)
However it was the best sex of my life!
Secerts are sexy........Dont you think ;)
Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
The left hand is used in times of "lets be different tonight" and of course the right hand sits back and watches the fumbling attempts. Like a mature woman enjoying the fumbling attempts of a "first time" lad. Precious :)
I don't want the world by the ball's though, I want a woman making the most of them lol ;)
Only problem is that i'm absolutely crap (I don't know what to say and am just too shy to ask the serious Q's :( ) when it comes to chatting up women, and the one's I do actually get the courage to ask out alway's have BF's (well, my last didn't thankfully, though perhap's I should say unfortunately given her attitude lol), make's a guy start believing something's not right with himself :(
Sniper.
cute guys cute... ;)
i understand what you mean though strangely.. its not much different from my perspective... :)
though even the thought of getting married again is enough to make me break out in hives!...
i think im better off not thinking... B) :P
The left hand is used in times of "lets be different tonight" and of course the right hand sits back and watches the fumbling attempts. Like a mature woman enjoying the fumbling attempts of a "first time" lad. Precious :) [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by UKMan+23 November 2003 - 05:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 23 November 2003 - 05:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@23 November 2003 - 10:56
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan
Quote:
@23 November 2003 - 04:48
The relationship i have with my right hand is a long and trusted one. It never leaves me and is allways faithfull to me unless i allow otherwise. Never jealous and allways understanding in times of sorrow. It allways joins in the fun whenever i have someone else over to stay and never lets me down.
Its the best relationship i ever had and should never had thought otherwise.
Peace
UKHandyMan
Yes U.K. .........a nice relationship indeed.
But if you ever decide your in the mood for a littel something differnt,
and try out your left hand..........Be carefull very carefull!
I posted in a thread earlier this year about my experience with
switching hands.
My left hand found out about me cheating on it,with my right hand.
(I am left handed) and nearly killed me in my sleep.....by trying to
suffocate me with a pillow.
Just a friendly warning. :)
However it was the best sex of my life!
Secerts are sexy........Dont you think ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
Ahhhh........Its almost like sex with a virgin.
The memory brings tears to my eyes. :'(
Peace brotherdoobie
so u want her to carry them in her purse? :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@23 November 2003 - 10:12
I don't want the world by the ball's though, I want a woman making the most of them lol ;)
so u want her to carry them in her purse? :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by kurtsl0an+23 November 2003 - 10:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kurtsl0an @ 23 November 2003 - 10:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@23 November 2003 - 10:12
I don't want the world by the ball's though, I want a woman making the most of them lol ;)
hahaha Depend's on what your refering to as her 'purse' there ;)
Sniper.
hahaha Depend's on what your refering to as her 'purse' there ;)Quote:
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+23 November 2003 - 10:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 23 November 2003 - 10:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by kurtsl0an@23 November 2003 - 10:18
<!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows
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@23 November 2003 - 10:12
I don't want the world by the ball's though, I want a woman making the most of them lol ;)
so u want her to carry them in her purse? :lol:
Sniper. [/b][/quote]
the bag she carries around her shoulder whilst shopping at the mall....meanwhile, you're back at home balancing the checkbook, wondering where the hell all your money is goin!
i am so glad i'm single - and u need to be as well! how old are you (if u don't mind me asking) - :huh:
Happy :)
The forum is populated by the disillusioned and the disenfranchised.
I suspect I have been married longer than the average age of the members of the board.
Like Lamsey I am happy (also content, which can sometimes be better).
been dating a drunken bum for about a year and 7 months.
oh god, the agony. :( ;)
Now thats a thing we'll never know - the average age i mean. Congrats on your successfull reign of entwinement - its encouraging to hear ;)Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol@23 November 2003 - 13:02
The forum is populated by the disillusioned and the disenfranchised.
I suspect I have been married longer than the average age of the members of the board.
Like Lamsey I am happy (also content, which can sometimes be better).
happiness is a moment or a feeling, not a status. happiness is what you feel after eatin a cookie or ridin a rollercoaster - it's feeling that cannot be constant.Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol@23 November 2003 - 12:02
The forum is populated by the disillusioned and the disenfranchised.
I suspect I have been married longer than the average age of the members of the board.
Like Lamsey I am happy (also content, which can sometimes be better).
content is a much better word to use - :)
Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@23 November 2003 - 07:07
been dating a drunken bum for about a year and 7 months.
oh god, the agony. :( ;)
We haven't known each other that long sweetie. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/drunk.gif
:D ;)
must just feel longer.
Single and looking, casual sex or relationship welcomed :lol:
Hey RGX, How YOU Doin' B) ;) :P
Jonno B)
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/sweat.gif Phew!
- Someone to take the heat off me! :)
:oQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@23 November 2003 - 07:16
:D ;)
must just feel longer.
single and looking. friends tell me i should lower my standards but it doesnt work like that :unsure:
occasionally someone quite goodlooking likes me too, but not occasionally enough :(
No titey, you have him! You have him!Quote:
Originally posted by titey@23 November 2003 - 13:28
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/sweat.gif Phew!
- Someone to take the heat off me! :)
Jonno, your a very....special man ( :huh: ) and I feel I know you well, but are we ready for this? I really dont want to ruin out friendship...(etc etc :D )