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He's been talking a lot recently about suicide and Kurt Donald Cobain, i think the dark thoughts are creeping in and he's only three years away from the 27 club... :unsure:
i don't know if we should help make it as painless as possible or talk him out of it :eyebrows:
There's so much to live for, like plush stuffed animals :eyebrows:
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Mexicants don't kill itselves. He'll take out the whole trailer park
Take them out for tacos and sweet mustaches?? :unsure:
Yeah. And aids.
Self destruct is such an awkward way to go. Ask any suicide bomber if they managed to get their fifty seven virgins.
Border jumpers are so violent by nature that's called a pinata and they beat its guts out with a stick. Child's fun they call it. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Even if they do, it may not be everything they thought it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
As for Mr. Juarez, he's gotten quite strange over the past few years. I used to find his posts pretty funny like 8+ years ago, but I don't even understand his posts anymore. :idunno:
"Time makes fools of us all". - E.T. BellQuote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Some obviously more than others.
It's all good fun until someone loses a head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Then the game of kickball begins...
I think, it is fake news and he cannot kill himself.
I jumped on top of the roof of my moms house while baby sitting and playing hide and seek.I was hella buzzing and It still took me 5 minutes to work up the courage to jump off.The math works out to 200 lbs falling 15 ft.If I did want to cease, jumper is not a option.
PS I totally maybe don't.
You cannot be a serious jumper if you are working out the mechanics and mathematics of how you are going to fall. Never heard of a geeky jumper before.
The last thing you'd want to half-ass, shame so many folks lack attention to detail. You'll fall at 9.8 m/s^2. Work backwards from that, allot yourself enough height. You're gonna do it--do it right. Measure twice, jump once.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Most jumpers rely on visual signs to determine whether a jump would prove successful or not. For example, it is rare for someone to try to jump from a car roof, as the fall would only result in a twisted ankle. On the other hand, if the car is parked next to the external barrier on a multi storey car park, on the top floor, the chances of a more serious injury increase.Quote:
Originally Posted by piercersethThe last thing you'd want to half-ass, shame so many folks lack attention to detail. You'll fall at 9.8 m/s^2. Work backwards from that, allot yourself enough height. You're gonna do it--do it right. Measure twice, jump once.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Ziggy lives in a trailer park. Chances are he's alreadyQuote:
Originally Posted by piercerseth
been thrownfallen off his roof. You also have to take in the durability factor of Mexicans living in the US. They have already survived starving, dehydration, near drowning, being shot at, and/or traversing the border wall. Like suicide would even work on them... :fear:
A pragmatist, I like the cut of your jib.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
I didn't realize they were so hardy. If the apocalypse ever comes, my first stop will be the Home Depot parking lot. Being a trailer park denizen, I'm betting ziggy has access to a meth lab. That ending writes itself.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
You have discovered their one weakness- fire. And they seem to be attempting to build a tolerance through the use of spicy foods. Within the next few generations (like 30 years), they'll be indestructible...
Helium? Whatever happened to the good old, tried-and-true hanging ones-self in the closet? Kids these days... :idunno:
Hydrogen or GTFO. :snooty:
Loving the idea of your room filling up like the Hindenburg for any family members/first responders to find.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
PROTIP: If you're budget-minded and environmentally concious use nitrogen instead.
I still say a good old fashioned hanging is the way to go. thousands of lynch mobs throughout history can't be wrong. Attachment 142647
Mexicans love Jesus, so I'll throw in my suggestion of self-crucifixion.
If I die from nitrogen inhalation, it is due to my kids' diapers. Not a suicide. I'm not going out like that willingly. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by piercerseth
How are you going to drive that last nail in? :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
If you do it right with a decent drop with correct placement of the knot and fracture one of the upper cervical vertebra then hanging is a nice quick exit. The alternative though if it isn't done right is slow strangulation from the rope which can take between 5 and 20 panic filled minutes while you struggle futilely.....ummm pass.....Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Real men join the Army if they feel worthless and wish to die.
You misunderstood. I wouldn't choose to go out that way myself. I was thinking more on the lines of "assisted' or "forced" suicide. Some might call it "murder" or "homicide", But oh well....Tomato, Tomahto.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I'll use my famed troubleshooting skills to address this one. While your hand is free drive the nail through your palm. Then, after you've taken care of the feet and your other hand, make a fist with your last free hand and slam it back into the wood as hard as you can. It might take a couple of tries, but you will have succeeded once you can no longer pull away from the crucifix.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisHow are you going to drive that last nail in? :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
This can also be achieved in a more holistic approach. I am picturing a Rube Goldberg self-crucifixion setup. You start it off by making the cross gesture on your chest, and the last movement initiates the chain of events that result in your multiday suicide. It's fucking genius.
I thought a diaper emitted Ammonia, which is a mixture of nitrogen and hydrogen, giving a very pungent smell that can make the eyes water.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeIf I die from nitrogen inhalation, it is due to my kids' diapers. Not a suicide. I'm not going out like that willingly. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by piercerseth
I'm sure Mary can give us the exact makeup of a child's diaper... :idunno:
Sure can, it's mostly filled with my semen.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
You forgot to mention mercaptan, a truly eye watering and often overlooked chemical, this plus hydrogen sulphide provide the lovely brew which emanates from a nice fresh steaming pile of.....Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXI thought a diaper emitted Ammonia, which is a mixture of nitrogen and hydrogen, giving a very pungent smell that can make the eyes water.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Add some bleach, and it becomes truly eye watering, as well as lung crushing.
I just meant straight up N2 gas. Like from a welding or brewery supply store, but I failed to realize with ziggy's trailer park situation he may not have money for a cylinder. He could always use the run your car in an enclosed space oldie but goldie. I've been told carbon monoxide poisoning has the added benefit of leaving your corpse with a rosy complection. No shit.
I ain't dieing like Africans.
I'm sure if you ripped off and/or insulted your local Mexican drug lord, the ensuing hail of machine gun fire would quite efficiently remove you from the face of the earth. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
It would go something like this, methinks:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
"Hey guy(s) on my mum, was this your last Yoo-hoo [beverage]?":dry: <---snarl to show your defiance.
You obviously fail to grasp life in Ziggy's trailer park. If they had running cars, they'd be living someplace else.* Or would be selling them off for drugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by piercerseth
Ziggy's trailer park is the one part of the US where Mexican family members try to escape and run back into Mexico.
*We won't even belabor the point of not having any enclosed spaces big enough to park a car in. Those are called "living rooms".