Whatda call a man with no arms or legs sailing over a fence?
Homer.
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Whatda call a man with no arms or legs sailing over a fence?
Homer.
Whatda call a man with no arms or legs floating on water?
Bob.
There is another answer too ------
Bob Loc@ck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's classic!
Whatda call a man with no arms or legs who lies at your doorstep?
Matt.
Whatda call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a bicycle?
Stupid.
Criminal with no arms or legs
The defence said her was (h)armless
The prosecution said he did not have a leg to stand on
Whatda call a woman with no arms or legs standing against a wall?
Ilene
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs lying on a bed?
Oh sorry I forgot about you, I was just busy fucking this defenseless woman.
Really bad at hand/footjobs?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Don't matter, just hook her up to a paint shaker.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Really bad at hand/footjobs?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Whatda call a Chinese woman with no arms or legs standing against a wall?
Irene
Sorry, I'm politically incorrect. Sue me.
Well dang! One I haven't heard 'afore! Thank you for that.
Whatda call an electrician with no arms or legs?
Sparky.
I'd think 'Shorty' would be a little better.
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.
What do you call her mother?
Marlene.