Deafness by Motorcycle

I know there will probably be a few who disagree with this, but oh well...

I live next to a relatively busy state route on the outskirts of a small city. All along this road there are signs about trucks being forbidden to use jake brakes (compression release engine brakes) due to noise.

Here's my bitch: I like having my windows open when it's warm out, instead of running air conditioning. AC messes with my sinuses, & uses a lot of power and makes my electric bill a lot higher. Therefore, I only use it when the inside temp gets above about 78°.

The only problem is, all the douchebags that insist on having motorcycles that are louder than the goddamn space shuttle taking off. It's ridiculous. I don't see how there can be an ordinance against the use of jake brakes on trucks, yet they let these asshats get away with pretty much straight pipes loud enough to blow out your fucking eardrums, on their damn motorcycles. One went by here about an hour ago & revved his engine (for no reason I could see, other than to make noise) and it was so loud it literally caused a framed picture to fall off my bedroom wall. They're louder than any truck using compression brakes that I've ever heard.

I just don't understand what the attraction is. Is it the "compensating for a small penis" thing? They make up for their tiny beetle dicks with a loud ass bike? I would think they would go deaf themselves, from riding the damn things.

Don't get me wrong...I don't have anything against bikers or bikes in general. I've owned a few & have ridden a few miles my self in my life, but never on anything loud enough to cause bleeding eardrums. There should be an ordinance against this shit, in my opinion.
I'm just tired of them blasting by here, especially at 2 in the morning. Guess I'll have to close the windows and crank on the air. It's Attachment 143774 [/end rant]

First off: :emo:

If you own the home, you ca consider a number of outside sound reverting ornaments (trees, concrete walls, lawn gnomes) to deaden some of the noise. If it is so loud, I also suspect you are not well insulated. There are many ways to keep 50-75% of the sound out- all while reducing that heating/cooling bill.

You won't be able to stop noise pollution without having support from a large portion of the community. You will have even less success if that traffic is from people passing through.

You could also invest in some good closed-back headphones. There are some nice blu-tooth options. :)

I have lived next to train tracks as well as in between a small airport and a hospital that was central to emergency flights. You just get used to it. I miss the moments where I'd put everything on pause just wait for the train to pass.

Yeah, but at least you had access to street drugs, disposable handguns, and prostitution. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

First off: :emo:

If you own the home, you ca consider a number of outside sound reverting ornaments (trees, concrete walls, lawn gnomes) to deaden some of the noise. If it is so loud, I also suspect you are not well insulated. There are many ways to keep 50-75% of the sound out- all while reducing that heating/cooling bill.

You won't be able to stop noise pollution without having support from a large portion of the community. You will have even less success if that traffic is from people passing through.

You could also invest in some good closed-back headphones. There are some nice blu-tooth options. :)

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It's an apartment, & the sidewalk in front, next to the road, is borough property so trees, walls, etc. aren't feasible. I suppose I could talk to the landlord about insulation, but I have a feeling it wouldn't go over real well.:dry: I am thinking about talking to some of the neighbors & maybe getting a petition to have some sort of ordinance put forth, but I don't know how well that would work out either. Plus it's hard finding the time when I work 60 hrs a week. I've tried headphones, but then I stay awake listening to the music:pinch:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I have lived next to train tracks as well as in between a small airport and a hospital that was central to emergency flights. You just get used to it. I miss the moments where I'd put everything on pause just wait for the train to pass.

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I am used to regular traffic noise...Even trucks. But they are both pretty regular, whereas the bikes are random. I suppose I could get used to it maybe, if it was a regular pattern.

I'd move if I could, but it's just not financially feasible. i.e. I'm damn near broke :unsure:

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Originally Posted by teflon05

m is, all the douchebags that insist on having motorcycles that are louder than the goddamn space shuttle taking off. It's ridiculous. I don't see how there can be an ordinance against the use of jake brakes on trucks, yet they let these asshats get away with pretty much straight pipes loud enough to blow out your fucking eardrums, on their damn motorcycles.

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I've often wondered that myself as some fat old guy in search of his lost youth rode by on his Harley.
I'm pretty sure that if my car muffler went and I didn't get it fixed ,cops would be pulling me over left and right and threatening me with a ticket for noise violation.

Btw I live near train tracks and in proximity to a busy street and of the two,the trains have never once disturbed me from sleep while in the summer if I want the windows open I have to wear earplugs to be able to relax(true story) due to the cars.

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Originally Posted by waqas850

It could be dangerous for you.

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You could be retarded. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Something Else

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Originally Posted by waqas850

It could be dangerous for you.

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You could be retarded. :unsure:

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From the evidence provided, I'd say he already is retarded. Let's look at the evidence. When choosing a username, he has apparently whacked a few keys at random, then tapped the 8, 5 and 0, skipping the 2 key which lies between the 5 and 0.

waqas? All within an inch of each other, and easy to thump.

Nah, imagination played no part in the creation of that username, because retards have no imagination.

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Originally Posted by waqas850

It could be dangerous for you.

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I live for danger,sissyman.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

...skipping the 2 key which lies between the 5 and 0...

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DangerMiss proving he knows how to stroke all the keys, but this is just a clever deception as I suspect he is actually the one making all the motorcycle noise. :O

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

DangerMiss proving he knows how to stroke all the keys, but this is just a clever deception as I suspect he is actually the one making all the motorcycle noise. :O

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Penfold stole my bike, I will not be held accountable!

Too bold for Penfold, the true culprit is none other than...Silas Greenback!

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Too bold for Penfold, the true culprit is none other than...Silas Greenback!

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This could be true, I was asleep. However the guilty look on Penfold's face the next day made me suspicious. That could have been because of the harem of whores I saw leaving the pillar box however. He has a horse cock.

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Originally Posted by teflon05

There should be an ordinance against this shit, in my opinion.

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They introduced noise regulations over here, but they're not retrospective, so my 90Db (by manufacturer design) is still legal.

I know, people like you don't like that, that's why I have it.

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Originally Posted by teflon05

There should be an ordinance against this shit, in my opinion.

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They introduced noise regulations over here, but they're not retrospective, so my 90Db (by manufacturer design) is still legal.

I know, people like you don't like that, that's why I have it.

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I don't like herpes, do you have that too? :blink:

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Originally Posted by whereis

They introduced noise regulations over here, but they're not retrospective, so my 90Db (by manufacturer design) is still legal.

I know, people like you don't like that, that's why I have it.

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I don't like herpes, do you have that too? :blink:

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Of course he has herpes, he's Dave. :dave:

True story.

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Originally Posted by whereis

They introduced noise regulations over here, but they're not retrospective, so my 90Db (by manufacturer design) is still legal.

I know, people like you don't like that, that's why I have it.

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I'm totally with you ,Dave and that is precisely why I removed the muffler from my Hummer.

Sure there are minor drawbacks like not being able to hear the radio or the sound of squealing tires or the desperate screams of small children but let us be honest,they pale in comparison to me being able to drive around pretending to be tough and annoying 98% of the World's population.

Also the word is "retroactive".I'm fairly sure you don't know anything about retrospect.

Meg,where's my gun?

How's the wife and kids, Dave. They still know you?

I know this because the dopey cunt pm'd me some sorry shite yonks ago, and I just couldn't be fucked reporting him.

Makes sense that Dave rides a motorbike, what with all his back alley getaways and whatnot. That glorious moustache of his, while serving nicely to camouflage his herpes-riddled septum, must feel wonderful flapping in the wind while Dave glides by his potential stalkees, like a spastic on a pogo-stick.

I say we give him the weekend to go ban free. He was promised a Christmas return, and all. I imagine his work shut down, his wife locked him out, and squeems no longer gives fuck. How was he to post? :console:

Yeah, don't ban Dave. We might be able to get him to self-harm this time.

More than wearing ecru and that mustache? That'd take some doing...

He promised us a murder. I see no signs of it. I want my murder right now, Dave. You're like Dexter after a massive stroke, for fuck sake.

Oh yeah, he was going to go on a rampage of epileptic proportions. I remember he was narrowing in on some poor accountant whom he thought was manker. Wasn't even close. :lol:

He said he was gonna murder Squeams in about fourteen years time or something. Not sure why he placed that time of arrival on it. Dave works in mysterious ways, innit.

If I wanted to murder someone, I'd like to think I'd get that shit done as soon as humanly possible. Why give your victim more time on the Earth? That kinda generosity kinda conflicts with the underlying murder motif. Does he think murder legislation is gonna be drastically softened over the years? How long has it been now? Think we might have another eleven years or so to twiddle our thumbs.

Hurry up and kill someone, Dave.

Didn't we cost him his family life AND his job. We'd rightly messed up his life. Released a demon sloth, or something.

Probably. Sounds like something we would do.

I think he must be a broken shadow of a man now. Blurts something about liking to bother people with his loud motorbyke, then rides away. We know he's reading, though. Dave always reads this site. Always.

Sure he checks that other little site of ours, too. Shirley, his F5 key is worn as fuck.

That other site was a masterpiece. Still worth reading after all these years. Pure relentless mentalness.

Never had so much fun humiliating someone. And I've humiliated more cunts than I care to recall. :smilie4:

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Magnum Dave the Horse Fucker. :happy:

Bo at his finest. Happy times.

You're nothing if not single-minded.
I would say that I'd hate to get on your bad side but for the fact I'm not sure there's a good side.

Who, moi?
I'm one of the good guys, my friend. It's Dave wot wants to get all up in the murder stuff.

There are levels of depravity, and Dave just makes matters worse by not following through. There's nothing worse than a liar. Even murder pails in comparison. See America for details.

And notice how Dave reintroduced himself as a cunt who enjoyed cowardly revving at people as he raced away anonymously. Same MO as before.

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Originally Posted by chalice

. There's nothing worse than a liar. Even murder pails in comparison.

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You'll be singing a different tune in a couple years when replying to your question "Did you let that awful Liam O'Rourke have his filthy way with you?" , your daughter says 'No."

He'll have to get an orderly job in whichever institution I expel her to first. Even then she'd prolly just bite his face off.

She has declared militant lesbianism. Quite a relief, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0bOH8ABpco

Aw how cute.

There's nothing more amusing than watching the worthless little scum of this world trying and failing to big themselves up. Pretending they have achieved something, anything to make their sad little lives have some meaning beyond the reality they actually live in. Do tell me about how great it is living your lives through the drug enhanced reality of the drugs which you require to cope with life.

Couldn't think of a reposte MBM. We all have flaws, yours aren't special, you share so many with the spastic in chief, slow of thought being only one of them.

Nevermind, why don't you tell me about what happens if you don't have the drugs you require to cope with day to day life? Does it all get very depressing? Realising what a worthless piece of scum you are? How meaningless you and your existence are?

Is that why you come here and pretend you are someone? That your life has some meaning? That you have achieved something with what you do here?

Is it too difficult to accept the reality that everything you and your sad little friends here have ever done (here or anywhere else) has been completely meaningless? Is that why you require the drugs?