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I see you're trying really,really hard to be the straw that broke the camel's back.Quote:
Originally Posted by angelicaknisely
Really? I thought he was angling for the fuckwit of the week award. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I see you're trying really,really hard to be the straw that broke the camel's back.Quote:
Originally Posted by angelicaknisely
Hahah, that's hilarious.
I've never actually been moved to write Hahaha when I found a joke funny as something definitely gets lost in the translation.Quote:
Originally Posted by nfanaian
Anyway what were we..........Oh no!!!!I just cut my finger on something!!!! Arggggggghhhhh that really hurt.
Stop typing and put pressure on it. You need to watch your digits and loose articles around that wit of yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Exclamation for you: #12 is bullshit. Scratched my head thinking there was some apocryphal Christian issue with the dates, not that I was simply an idiot who didn't understand base 8 math and had to look it up.
Idol can't be bargained with! Idol can't be reasoned with! Idol doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, or humor. And Idol absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are harshed!Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
#4 truly made me do that thing that is described by Internet people as a lol.
The punchline for #15 is brilliant.
Special mention of gratitude for #11.
Not entirely true as I greatly pity your wife and kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3A1PSq4-88Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It's not all that bad. Two of them don't put up with my shit and the other one is saved the suffering by being retarded. Juxtapose the members to respective slots as needed. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
The 'joke' isn't bullshit, just really obscure.... the number 31 in octal converts to 25 in decimal. If you want to get really nerdy and picky, 14 is bollocks since Pavlov used multiple dogs in the experiments and they were automatically fed (or not) when the bell rang. The experiment(s) measured the amount of saliva produced when the bell rang.Quote:
Originally Posted by piercerseth
Of course. I failed to convey my manufactured outrage well enough. That one legit caught me, and was trying to segue off Idol's comment about jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I have problems with all areas of mathematics, but that's due to being raised entirely by women. Turns out the Fields Medal namesake isn't Mrs. Fields.
You could always ask Idol for tips on how to convey outrage, manufactured or not....on the whole he has very little trouble in getting his point across. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by piercersethOf course. I failed to convey my manufactured outrage well enough. That one legit caught me, and was trying to segue off Idol's comment about jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I have problems with all areas of mathematics, but that's due to being raised entirely by women. Turns out the Fields Medal namesake isn't Mrs. Fields.
It helps that brass knuckles never go out of style.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
A man finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen. Everything seems good except in the pantry he finds several bags of potatoes that are all shaped like penises. "That's weird," he thinks as he goes and finds the captain."Hey, captain, what's with all the potatoes looking like penises. I don't like it," he says.
The captain replies, "Well you can't change it. This is a dictatorship."
:drummer:
"Well, shiver me timbers and blow me down!" Talk about 'taking it on the chin'... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
First woman on the moon: "Houston, we have a problem." What? "Never mind" What's the problem? "Nothing" Please tell us? "You know what the problem is."
I dig it
Do you know the the moon jellies? They are the most common jellyfish species found in the genus Aurelia. :D
lol
What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home?
Where on Earth have you been?
Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.
The bartender says "what will you have?". A tachyon walks into a bar.
Okay, can I consider myself an intellectual now?
If you can post so as to defy understanding, sure, maybe.
red card for #20.