'Merika, F@(% YEAH!!!

In the US, we celebrate our independence from those shady Empiricalists on July 4th. For those who may be unaware of our customs, I am posting a few representative pics. This may settle some of the opinions that 'Merika is simply a war machine that enjoys blowing things up in foreign lands and leaving the wounded to fend for themselves. I'll have you know that we like to celebrate by blowing things up here also, and thanks to our lack of feasible healthcare, we allow our own injured (many during the celebrations) to go without care, as well. Call us what you will, but we are not hypocrites. :whistling

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Fuck USA, Fuck NATO, Fuck Bill Clinton and Christopher Columbus.

That's all I'm thinking when someone mentions the 4th of July.

I heard some guy got killed to death in America and they never found out who did it, sounds like a dangerous place!1 :fear:

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Originally Posted by dion09529

Fuck USA, Fuck NATO, Fuck Bill Clinton and Christopher Columbus.

That's all I'm thinking when someone mentions the 4th of July.

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FuckNATO is the sequel to Sharknado if I remember correctly. A giant storm sucks up a sex toy manufacturing plant and Hell rains down on inhabitants of the Midwest. :fear:

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Originally Posted by dion09529

Fuck USA, Fuck NATO, Fuck Bill Clinton and Christopher Columbus.

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Weird that you would think of an Italian,at least when there's no grease involved.

Not that you actually think of course.:)

Today is Canada Day.
We like to keep the celebrations small because basically we're not a bunch of obnoxious douches.

Yeah basically we keep it low key and classy.

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All us hipsters do our day drinking and barbqueing on Sept 17.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Today is Canada Day.
We like to keep the celebrations small because basically we're not a bunch of obnoxious douches.

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I wasn't aware you were independentized. Who's on your money again? :unsure:

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Henry Ford? :unsure:

Too rich for my blood. I typically only get stuck with see Canadian coins...

http://i.imgur.com/VIoFnSh.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/EEOrWA8.jpg

Oh shit, the sleeping giant has awoke from its slumber...:fear:

http://i.imgur.com/w6tqUAC.jpg

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Originally Posted by anigav

http://i.imgur.com/EEOrWA8.jpg

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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/...ticle17257478/

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But the U.S. wins out on this 'contest'.....


http://health.usnews.com/health-news...bese-countries


:yikes:

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Top 10 Most Obese Countries:1. United States
2. China
3. India
4. Russia
5. Brazil
6. Mexico
7. Egypt
8. Germany
9. Pakistan
10. Indonesia

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I would not have guessed China as #2. Those silly Chunks. :no:

McD's and Coca Cola are everywhere it seems. It'll be fat Papuan New Guinean tribesmen next. :yup:

Mexico now has the honor.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/mexico-t...-from-america/

And I live in the fittest city in the fittest state. :happy:

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Originally Posted by Skiz

Mexico now has the honor.

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That'll make it harder to get over/under the border fence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfVENwfeGHw

*Video meant to be more on the humorous side than truly make a particular point.

They just need to uprate the springs on the catapult, a fatapult if you will. :naughty:

I suppose they could also put a little higher trajectory on the Mexicannon...

http://i.imgur.com/TDQTYuq.gif

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Too rich for my blood. I typically only get stuck with see Canadian coins...

http://i.imgur.com/VIoFnSh.jpg?1

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Yeah like you could actually buy anything with that .Btw we no longer have pennies.
It's some sort of insidious plot to get the population to spend relentlessly since the term "a penny saved is a penny earned" now has no meaning.

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Originally Posted by Skiz

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/...ticle17257478/

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Whatever,itinerant one.My abs still laugh in your general direction.

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Originally Posted by Skiz

And I live in the fittest city in the fittest state. :happy:

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You mean it can like do more pushups?

I dunno because from what I understand L.A. has some serious guns.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Oh shit, the sleeping giant has awoke from its slumber...:fear:

http://i.imgur.com/w6tqUAC.jpg

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And that's not even taking into account our beaver shock troops.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Top 10 Most Obese Countries:1. United States
2. China
3. India
4. Russia
5. Brazil
6. Mexico
7. Egypt
8. Germany
9. Pakistan
10. Indonesia

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Wow.every country on that list is terrorist state.I wonder if that's a contributing factor?

Germany is a terrorist state? :blink:

Or are we thinking historically of the Rote Armee Fraktion?


You can add France for blowing up the Rainbow Warrior.


Cunts!

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Top 10 Most Obese Countries:
1. United States
2. China
3. India
4. Russia
5. Brazil
6. Mexico
7. Egypt
8. Germany
9. Pakistan
10. Indonesia

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Wow.every country on that list is terrorist state.I wonder if that's a contributing factor?

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Except for two USA and Pakistan :)

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Germany is a terrorist state? :blink:

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I think you're letting them off far too easily for creating techno-pop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ

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Originally Posted by anigav

Except for two USA and Pakistan :)

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Next to Germany they are obviously the wurst.

LOLz I seriously gotta get me a Death Star log burner :w00t:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Yeah like you could actually buy anything with that .Btw we no longer have pennies.
It's some sort of insidious plot to get the population to spend relentlessly since the term "a penny saved is a penny earned" now has no meaning.

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Did you all wake up one morning to find the Penny Fairy had taken them all away? Are they no longer accepted for transactions? Is it illegal to give them out to homeless people?


*BTW, sooo totally wanted to go another direction and play it like you said you no longer had penises. However, I did not think I could pull it off...

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

And that's not even taking into account our beaver shock troops.

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Dam your beavers! :fist:

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Originally Posted by dion09529

Fuck USA, Fuck NATO, Fuck Bill Clinton and Christopher Columbus.

That's all I'm thinking when someone mentions the 4th of July.

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You might like to mentor Oleg, as he is finding it impossible to Fuck anything, male or female.

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Originally Posted by piercerseth

All us hipsters do our day drinking and barbqueing on Sept 17.

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That's OK, I already pretty much had you pegged as a Communist.

Also is barbqueing some sort of violent offshoot of snooker?

Suck it you Yankee motherfuckers.

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/tennis/euge...inal-1.2694990

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Raonic and Bouchard are the first Canadian singles players in the Open era to reach the Wimbledon semis.

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They have overcome much hardship. The first of which would be growing up with trees in the middle of the tennis courts. Also, swinging a racket while wearing a down parka can't be easy, either. :console:

This is kinda like the training sequences of Rocky III- if Rocky had been training for a sport too unexciting to make a movie about.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

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Fuck USA, Fuck NATO, Fuck Bill Clinton and Christopher Columbus.

That's all I'm thinking when someone mentions the 4th of July.

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You might like to mentor Oleg, as he is finding it impossible to Fuck anything, male or female.

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... and fuck you!

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Originally Posted by dion09529

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

You might like to mentor Oleg, as he is finding it impossible to Fuck anything, male or female.

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... and fuck you!

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If I was a raving homosexual, or a member of the Royal Navy, you possibly could, but since I prefer my partners to be of the opposite sex, you'll have to find your pleasure elsewhere. Sorry.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

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Originally Posted by dion09529

... and fuck you!

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If I was a raving homosexual, or a member of the Royal Navy, you possibly could, but since I prefer my partners to be of the opposite sex, you'll have to find your pleasure elsewhere. Sorry.

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That's basically an admission that societal conformation is the only reason you haven't given his penis a big rectal hug.

Nearly begging for Dion to send him PMs with the hypothetical "if" and "you possibly could". Looking for a hookup in some quiet corner of a Naval yard. The word "prefer" indicates that he's willing to make an exception. Most likely married, so they can't go to his place- hence the "elsewhere" line. FoX coded the message, but it comes across clearly. Like the message, hes looking for deep probing.

Idol may be off the hook as the site's biggest :ghey:. At least he's never tried to groom a fuckwit fellow member in open forums. :no:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Nearly begging for Dion to send him PMs with the hypothetical "if" and "you possibly could". Looking for a hookup in some quiet corner of a Naval yard. The word "prefer" indicates that he's willing to make an exception. Most likely married, so they can't go to his place- hence the "elsewhere" line. FoX coded the message, but it comes across clearly. Like the message, hes looking for deep probing.

Idol may be off the hook as the site's biggest :ghey:. At least he's never tried to groom a fuckwit fellow member in open forums. :no:

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Sometimes you make Dion look intelligent.