Who's got a big dick and just been made redundant? This guy!

Just got called into a meeting and was given my letter along with poorly worded criteria for reasoning.

Four and a half years I’ve been here, watching the company slowly bleed money. I’ve seen CEO’s, branch offices, operating systems and fellow employees come and go. Personally harassed 3 female receptionists, broken countless servers, and stolen countless licensed software. Drank my bodyweight in coffee on a daily bases, looked at over a million cat pictures with hilarious captions and spent 14 hours a week on busses for the pleasure of doing so.

Perhaps I’ll go back to the thug life though apparently it can’t be chosen? Or perhaps I’ll go home, get high and play GTA – the possibilities are truly endless…

Don't forget to steal stuff on the way out. /cunts

I've got the day off. Shoot some online gypsies. :unsure:

you gonna give me that serial for Half-Life 3 GOTY edition? :sneaky:

and some.

sick!! I can't steam at work, i'll be on it this eve. Our firewall policy prevents steam from reaching its servers and i can't find the rule to change it. Maybe they're right to fire me... :unsure:

Did you set fire to the pier in your anguish?

Although that might have happened before, I'm confused, you're the one with the time machine, no?

not yet i'm not but also yes :ph34r:

Good luck!

Perhaps you should spend your day finding where that firewall thingy is. And add commonly used sites to it. It'll make them miss you more. :)

You've spent four years watching CEO's and fellow workers come and go, and now someone is watching you go.

Maybe someone did an accounting exercise and realised that what you've cost them in broken servers and stolen licenses outweighs your value to the organisation, and that they want to cut their losses before you bring their company to its knees.

About the only thing you can really brag about is your harrassment, I presume sexually, of those three female receptionists. Were they worth it?

Still, life is a learning curve, and any mistakes you have made at this employment are there to be made in your next employment, if you so wish. At least it was women, or young ladies, you harrassed. If you had told us you had harrassed three male colleagues, I would have been mortified. Not that I have anything against homosexuals, but they should all be rounded up and shot.

Still, you have plenty of years ahead of you, and there are plenty more women to harrass, so here's looking to the future for you.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Just got called into a meeting and was given my letter along with poorly worded criteria for reasoning.

Four and a half years I’ve been here, watching the company slowly bleed money. I’ve seen CEO’s, branch offices, operating systems and fellow employees come and go. Personally harassed 3 female receptionists, broken countless servers, and stolen countless licensed software. Drank my bodyweight in coffee on a daily bases, looked at over a million cat pictures with hilarious captions and spent 14 hours a week on busses for the pleasure of doing so.

Perhaps I’ll go back to the thug life though apparently it can’t be chosen? Or perhaps I’ll go home, get high and play GTA – the possibilities are truly endless…

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That sucks baws.

I hope you get a new and better jawb soon-ish (before the money runs out, but not until you've had liek weeks to relax like a boss).

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Not that I have anything against homosexuals, but they should all be rounded up and shot.

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Yeah, but you'd shoot 'em with yer peen. :yup:

Fuck it. GTA it is. You're allowed to required to fuck off a bit after getting the ax.

Shockingly, people who employ words like "redundant" to describe other human beings prove to be soulless cunts.

Who'd have ever figured?

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Shockingly, people who employ words like "redundant" to describe other human beings prove to be soulless cunts.

Who'd have ever figured?

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Oh, it's never the person that is redundant, only the job. As if. If they really wanted you to stay, they'd find a reason, sure enough.

I had a friend who worked in HR, and she said that they were always looking at nice ways of fucking people off, rather than using the tired old saying, 'There's the door. USE IT'.

Then of course there is the 'mission critical' redundancy. That is where you are seen as a security problem when your job is 'phased out'. One of my first jobs in the IT industry was as an operator for Databank Systems. When the center I was working in was 'downsized' (what a lovely euphemism), four positions were also downsized out of existence. Operating on a LIFO scheme (Last In, First Out) my arse was one of the lucky downsize'es.
Being as redundant operators could probably do something really horrible to the electronic banking for the major banks, I was called into the managers office where all of my possessions were already assembled, along with reference letter, final pay check, plus a redundancy payment, told I was toast and escorted from the premises.... :blink:


Cunts.



Which leads me to my next thought..... Being as you are a systems administrator Mr. Mulder, there are several fairly horrible things (and untraceable) that you can do to those that have pissed you off over the years, before you leave... :naughty:

Everything is traceable, if you look deep enough. Reminds me of Steve Gibson, when someone used a botnet attack on his website. Through patient research, log checking and a few other tricks, he finally traced the attacker to a hidden IRC channel, which he then joined after gaining channel operator status. Imagine the shock on the faces of those nameless ones, when someone popped into their ultra secret channel and said, 'Hello guys. Remember me? The guy you dDOS'd off the net.'

Anyway, to cut a long story short, the young chap who initiated the attack got ostracised by his peers, and GRC learned something new about dDOS attacks.

Now, if a civilian security expert can trace the untraceable, imagine the resources the intelligence world has at its disposal. I bet they have software and hardware that we can only dream about. If a screenwriter can dream about it, someone has already created it.

There is no such thing as anonymity when using the internet. If you truly want anonymity, you need to totally disconnect yourself from the digital world. No phones. No Internet. No nothing. Deal in cash only, and leave no trail, paper or otherwise. Even then, you have to hope that someone doesn't recognise you and inform on you. That's what happened to Bin Laden.

Nah... If you don't post the letter it didn't happen and you're just crying for attention. :cool:

Was it all super official?


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Oh, it's never the person that is redundant, only the job. As if.

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Those are the same corporate types that replaced the word "used" with "previously enjoyed" or that told Chuck Heston that Soylent Green wasn't people.

Had an interview today for a better jawb at a supposedly better company, it went really well lyke. It's moar monies too. They did a strength based interview which I had never heard of but it’s actually a lot easier than the norm. They did a techy test too which I pwnd :smilie4: should hear back in a couple of days. The clock is ticking, 27 days to secure employment :eyebrows:

http://www.kent.ac.uk/careers/interv...interviews.htm

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Competencies can be defined as “what you CAN do”, while strengths are “what you really ENJOY doing”.

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I CAN do a whole lot. Getting me to do any of it is their job. :snooty: Mainly, I enjoy NOT working...

I told them I enjoyed doing their mums!!!!!!1 If in doubt, whip it out :smilie4:

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I told them I enjoyed doing their mums!!!!!!1 If in doubt, whip it out :smilie4:

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An IT guy who's a pervert. I believe that's kinda just expected... :idunno:

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Everything is traceable, if you look deep enough. Reminds me of Steve Gibson, when someone used a botnet attack on his website. Through patient research, log checking and a few other tricks, he finally traced the attacker to a hidden IRC channel, which he then joined after gaining channel operator status. Imagine the shock on the faces of those nameless ones, when someone popped into their ultra secret channel and said, 'Hello guys. Remember me? The guy you dDOS'd off the net.'

Anyway, to cut a long story short, the young chap who initiated the attack got ostracised by his peers, and GRC learned something new about dDOS attacks.

Now, if a civilian security expert can trace the untraceable, imagine the resources the intelligence world has at its disposal. I bet they have software and hardware that we can only dream about. If a screenwriter can dream about it, someone has already created it.

There is no such thing as anonymity when using the internet. If you truly want anonymity, you need to totally disconnect yourself from the digital world. No phones. No Internet. No nothing. Deal in cash only, and leave no trail, paper or otherwise. Even then, you have to hope that someone doesn't recognise you and inform on you. That's what happened to Bin Laden.

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I was jogging along the track of internal system security. While computer systems are hardened against external probing, if you log on from within the network it is assumed that you have a right to be there, the security is very lax usually, a username and password with your access rights controlled by your group policy. As an administrator one of the more tedious and repetitive jawbs is logging on users who have forgotten their passwords... you therefore have access to other peoples accounts and can do things to ruin their day, make their contacts list evaporate or their software certificates expire, things to just generally ruin the day of those who have irked you over the years. So long as there isn't biometric verification involved then this kind of mayhem is extremely hard to detect. :naughty:


As for being anonymous on the net, a laptop with a live linux distro booted, a Starbucks or McDonalds free WiFi connection and anonymous email address plus a VPN and the most they will get is the city location where the 'incident' happened. :whistling

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Had an interview today for a better jawb at a supposedly better company, it went really well lyke. It's moar monies too. They did a strength based interview which I had never heard of but it’s actually a lot easier than the norm. They did a techy test too which I pwnd :smilie4: should hear back in a couple of days. The clock is ticking, 27 days to secure employment :eyebrows:

http://www.kent.ac.uk/careers/interv...interviews.htm

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Awesome news! Did you inquire as to how many good looking secretaries/personal assistants there are available for you to harass/send peen pix to?

I got the job!1 Just arguing with these scumbags if i can leave in two weeks instead of a month!1 :01: That was suspiciously easy.... :unsure:

Noice one Muld Star. Go get 'em.

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I got the job!1 Just arguing with these scumbags if i can leave in two weeks instead of a month!1 :01: That was suspiciously easy.... :unsure:

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Tell them they have become redundant.

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One day, you might make a post with some real substance, instead of plagiarising some one elses work.

There's hope for you yet, although it is fucking slim.

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One day, you might make a post with some real substance, instead of plagiarising some one elses work.

There's hope for you yet, although it is fucking slim.

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One day, you might make a post with some real substance, instead of plagiarising some one elses work.

There's hope for you yet, although it is fucking slim.

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If "none" is included in the lexicon of slim then, indubitably.

Clearly the reason besides stupidity that I can't punctuate properly is that my brain is too filled with words.

Just as a casual observation there's far too much cliquishness,territorialism and sucking up here but then you are.... queers.

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To plagiarise someone else's work... It takes one to know one, fudgepacker.

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Replace slim with 'micro fucking thin'. Isn't it about time you came up with something original.

More inciteful than insightful but in your defense I doubt that most here know the difference.:unsure:

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Replace slim with 'micro fucking thin'. Isn't it about time you came up with something original.

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Kinda like complaining about other people's posts. That'd be totally original. :yup:

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More inciteful than insightful but in your defense I doubt that most here know the difference.:unsure:

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Like 'merkins need anything else to incite them right now. :blink: