...and I can't stop rubbing it, what should I do? **
** I'm (obviously) asking for advice on behalf of a friend so I !!!EXPECT!!! serious replies please!
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...and I can't stop rubbing it, what should I do? **
** I'm (obviously) asking for advice on behalf of a friend so I !!!EXPECT!!! serious replies please!
Pics plz a/s/l?
Penfoldcillin should do the trick.Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs
Talking from experience, now, are we?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemePenfoldcillin should do the trick.Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs
I personally don't have any answer for your 'friend's' query since you fucked up and came here under the misguided impression that this is an online pharmacy, so the only solace I can offer for your friend's fallopian fungus is a l'il poem I learned as a young lad....
Here's to the cut that never heals,
The more you rub it, the softer it feels,
You can wash it with soap, you can wash it with soda,
but you will never get rid of that Billingsgate odor.... :naughty:
Not sure if we have doctors here.
And you should avoid random suggestion on the internet and symptoms diagnostics. It's a perfect recipe to lose sleep.
Did you Cum?
Been playing doctor since i was 4 years old (thanks uncle Ron :( ). Never lost a patient. I believe that MORE than makes me qualified to give interwebs diagnoses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burton
Where did you get the degree from, WebMD?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeBeen playing doctor since i was 4 years old (thanks uncle Ron :( ). Never lost a patient. I believe that MORE than makes me qualified to give interwebs diagnoses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burton
I believe that vaginas are where lies and deceit originate from, perhaps there's a lie stuck in there? :eyebrows:
drkoop.com. Old school. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by BurtonWhere did you get the degree from, WebMD?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Let a surgeon put a jack fruit inside and then seal it. Resolve it for once and for all.Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs
So, problem solved.
I'm afraid I couldn't wait for the authoritative answer from FST and instead created 146 different threads on WebMD about vaginas desperately looking for the wisdom of idle housewives. The most helpful answer I got, and the advice I ultimately followed was "punch her in the cunt". It does now seem that the last thing on her mind is the itch. Bravo.
Wins this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
This is the most ridiculous advice I've ever heard about FST or the internet in general. Shame on you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burton
Playing doctor is fun, especially the Downtown Doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Sounds bad
It's even more ridiculous trying to diagnose solutions to your health problems online. Do yourself a favor and see a doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs
Dude, I think you've misunderstood the purpose of the internet in general and FST in particular!Quote:
Originally Posted by BurtonIt's even more ridiculous trying to diagnose solutions to your health problems online. Do yourself a favor and see a doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs
I"m a doctor and a damn fine one and I can tell you for a fact that what is needed is a foot transplant.Quote:
Originally Posted by BurtonIt's even more ridiculous trying to diagnose solutions to your health problems online. Do yourself a favor and see a doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs
This is Obamacare. It may not be "ideal", but it's all some of us got...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burton
not so serious :xQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Dirty .. def dirty
Itchy and Scratchy show :D. Go to a freaking doctor.