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I was considering hiring a prostitute, but then I changed my mind. For some reason, I feel a bit scared of prostitutes...
So, I am in the same pathetic situation that I was in earlier. I don't fuck girls; I simply look at the pictures of naked girls.
well concentrate on good things and look for a mate.
Welcome back, Oleg. As for your predicament (which we've discussed ad nauseum), you need to ask yourself if you are trying to connect with someone on a sexual level, or just trying to get your dick in a girl. If your answer is the latter, then you might as well get a prostitute because you will be treating any woman who is willing to help you out as a paid/unpaid prostitute.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
If you are looking for the potential connection two people can have while engaging in sex, then you first need to learn how to engage people on a personal level. Make relationships. Don't creep people out. Go to therapy, if necessary. no one is going to solve this for you. Ever. It's on you.
How much is one man suppose to take I ask ? And I'm not talking about OlegL or whatever his fake name is.
Btw I'm fairly sure looking at pictures of naked girls is illegal in most countries.On the plus side you'll have no problem losing your virginity in prison.:)
So the rumor you become a wizard after the 30th year is false? Fuck you, Internet.Quote:
I am still a virgin at the age of 33
No shame in being you.
Well, if you only look at pictures, that would suggest that you are gay, and are trying to deny it. Give in to your impulses and pop down to your local gay club. You'll pop your cherry before you know what has pierced your arse.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Gay or straight... what's the difference?
I would fuck someone like her: http://www.sex.com/picture/25843798-...or-free-click/
Is there a question coming?Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
I can think of a couple.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
The question is if I should start asking every hot woman for sex.
There is only one weakness that gay couples have. They can't conceive a biological offspring. That's why most people wouldn't get any satisfaction by having sex with the person of their own gender.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizI can think of a couple.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
But women on the other hand... Oh my God, I would love to get a woman pregnant.
Yeah that's why contraception is a multi-billion dollar industry.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
If you feel a burning need to have a little one in your image then in your case buy a monkey.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Reproduce? You? You can't be serious. The world is bad enough with just one of you. The fact that you want to inflict more misery on Earth is beyond reason. After all, the woman who consents to sleep with you must just be as bad as you, if not worse. The offspring of such a mating could only mean one thing for humanity, and it isn't the second coming.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Try making friends with some humans first.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Hire someone, tell them the truth and what you expect. Get it over with, it isn't that big a deal for a guy.
sad day sad post
Is that the name of the horse you're betting on.Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowrom
I can't wait for the 'I am still a virgin at the age of 66.', which will confirm that your attempt at being human have failed.
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Originally Posted by TheFoXReproduce? You? You can't be serious. The world is bad enough with just one of you. The fact that you want to inflict more misery on Earth is beyond reason. After all, the woman who consents to sleep with you must just be as bad as you, if not worse. The offspring of such a mating could only mean one thing for humanity, and it isn't the second coming.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
It's easy for someone who's just a normal member of society to say such things. You are not on disability and you probably work. I am different from you. I am on disability; I don't work, and I don't contribute to society in any way.
Consider it a quest. Find out what you can contribute. Who would be better off with your help? Volunteer somewhere. Help kids learn how to write properly. Share things that you have learned about your disability.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Has school meant nothing to you? Do you still find yourself powerless to help others? Doing for others is what makes us interesting and valuable.
Let me give you some free advice. There are two types of people living in this world; Those that react and those that respond.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegLQuote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
It's easy for someone who's just a normal member of society to say such things. You are not on disability and you probably work. I am different from you. I am on disability; I don't work, and I don't contribute to society in any way.
Given your background and handicap, you obviously react, yet if you changed your mindset, you could respond instead.
You can have two people who face the very same crisis, and while one will complain about their predicament, the other will use the crisis to spur themselves on to better things.
Do you see yourself as a victim, or do you turn that scenario in to a learning experience and benefit from it.
It is no good moaning to us that you are a 33 year old virgin. You need to do something about it. Using a disability to justify your existence is petty. There are plenty of people who are physically or mentally challenged, yet live full lives. Oscar Pistorious, before he shot his girlfriend, made the headlines by being the faster runner on earth without the benefit of legs. Others who are mentally challenged, are still able to live a reasonably healthy life, even though they have issues.
Instead of bitching about the poor quality of life you lead, try staying off this forum, and actually go out and do something. Yes, you might fail time after time, but there will be times when you succeed, and it is those times that you need to draw on. Some of the greatest inventors failed thousands of times before they finally got it right. If they had your patience, then we would have been deprived their life changing inventions.
So, stop crying about what a rotten life you have, and do something about it. Don't keep throwing spanners in to the works. If you have challenges, rise above them and prove to us and the rest of the world that you actually have a backbone.
Only you can change your life. There is no magic wand we can wave to make you more desirable to the opposite sex. Only you have it in your power to change your own self image. If you believe you can woo a beautiful woman, then it will become reality. Even ugly people find love, often because while their facial features may be undesirable, they have strength of character which others find attractive.
So, stop crying and get out there and get laid. If you do it once, you'll do it time and time again.
All in vein.:PQuote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
I don't think so. Even if he takes just one little bit of advice on board, it will make him a better man.Quote:
Originally Posted by whatcdfanAll in vein.:PQuote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Maybe we should start taking Oleg under our collective wing. After all, he is a part of this collective.
You don't get puns, do you? :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXI don't think so. Even if he takes just one little bit of advice on board, it will make him a better man.Quote:
Originally Posted by whatcdfan
Maybe we should start taking Oleg under our collective wing. After all, he is a part of this collective.
How can someone be a virgin at the age of 33 those days ?! I'm sorry but the problem is you....if you are too coward to talk to a girl then try a shrink :) that may help youQuote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Sorry to change the subject but can whoever is charge of the Universe please change the name of the NFL championship from the Superbowl to "A Ginormous Monument to Excessive That Were He Alive Even Louis the XIV Would Be Embarrassed By " to better reflect the facts.
Also could he/she please kill those pre/post/halftime alleged pundits who clearly think this game is tantamount to the Second Coming of Christ ?
Sheesh.
And now back to your regularly scheduled drivel.
I'll try to follow your advices.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXI don't think so. Even if he takes just one little bit of advice on board, it will make him a better man.Quote:
Originally Posted by whatcdfan
Maybe we should start taking Oleg under our collective wing. After all, he is a part of this collective.
Edit: wait, "advice" can't be plural in English, right? I guess I should have said, "I'll try to follow your advice".
The word can be made plural, but is less commonly used, it seems.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegLI'll try to follow your advices.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Edit: wait, "advice" can't be plural in English, right? I guess I should have said, "I'll try to follow your advice".
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advice
(ədˈvaɪs)n1. recommendation as to appropriate choice of action; counsel
2. (sometimes plural) formal notification of facts, esp when communicated from a distance
[C13: avis (later advise), via Old French from a Vulgar Latin phrase based on Latin ad to, according to + vīsum view (hence: according toone's view, opinion)]
Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003
I did not watch even a moment of it. I believe that means I won the Superbowl. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
It was a pretty solid game. Don't you live in WA ffs?
You should at least go on YouTube or something and watch the final 1 minute of game time, so you can see the absolute worst play call in the history of the NFL. It changed the outcome of the game and will be the only thing people are talking about tomorrow morning. Folks in your neck of the woods will be talking about the fact that Lynch didn't get the ball on the 1 yd line on 2nd down long after tomorrow tho. That shit will haunt the Seahawks and their fans forever.
Ouch. Seahawks have a history of getting ahead, then losing. Nothing new... :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
I'm more into how to make great food then I am watching sports. UFC is an occasional exception.
Gotta give you credit on turning me into an XBMC user. Loaded up, it's the best entertainment delivery system anywhere. Nothing commercially available can touch it. Even torrents require more effort to stay up-to-date with.
Not even the commercials like the Budweiser puppy one that was conceived by a bunch of heartless black-souled bastards who have no problem with playing on the emotions of the consumer to sell they're product?That doesn't sound very American of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I tuned in around half time for Katy Perry's tits but as soon as she rode out on a giant Lion animated by a bunch of Gay guys wearing blackout suits I realized I had made a serious error in judgement. :mellow:
Actually I tuned in with two minutes left in the second quarter but got distracted by something else with must have involved a time warp because when I checked again twenty minutes later there was still six seconds left in the half.
That would be pretty silly so then probably true as win or lose the players are still going to wake up the next day rich and adored by millions and win or lose the fans are going to decompress for two weeks and then start dreaming about next season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
I'm pretty sure for the right to be haunted it would have to involve a hostage negotiation gone wrong or at least Robin Williams dropping that pass from Kurt Russell in High school and it ruining his life.
More importantly, what if the child turns out to be normal? How the fuck is he gonna handle that?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXReproduce? You? You can't be serious. The world is bad enough with just one of you. The fact that you want to inflict more misery on Earth is beyond reason. After all, the woman who consents to sleep with you must just be as bad as you, if not worse. The offspring of such a mating could only mean one thing for humanity, and it isn't the second coming.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Well, if the child does turn out to be normal, Oleg would be able to celebrate bringing someone worthwhile in to this world. In fact, the child would probably be a good influence on Oleg.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeMore importantly, what if the child turns out to be normal? How the fuck is he gonna handle that?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Yeah, but, I mean, this is a grown man who'd rather sit around on the internets whining about his problems, real and percieved, than actually going out and living life or even trying to solve anything.
If Oleg won't change, at best we can look forward to roughly one brazillion threads about how the child isn't behaving logically, how difficult it is to change diapers for an assburger, how children's books make no sense, and so on, ad infinitum, and at worst, the kid will have a terrible, terrible childhood.
heheQuote:
Originally Posted by Snee
I was thinking about how doctors are extremely willing to describe every variety of mental deviation as ADHD. Some people can naturally be hyperactive, while others can be so laid back that they are almost comatose.
Have you ever queued at a checkout, only to find the person at the head of the queue is moving at the pace of a snail?
Some people are dynamic, while others struggle to motivate themselves.
Some people are advanced while others are late developers.
Our world has every conceivable mix, from slow to fast, from comatose to dynamic, from introvert to extrovert, from quiet to loud, from Oleg to megabyteme. The fact is that our world has a mix of so many different characters. If we were all the same, what a boring world we would live in. Also, how could one excel if we were all alike.
There is a place in this world for all of us, and I mean all of us. No one is excluded from this human club we have. After all, ethnic or any other cleansing for that matter cannot be tolerated. Life is too short to hold grudges.
Glad you like it. I agree, once you have your favorite plugins/add-ons/skins entrenched and set the way you like it, it becomes an incredibly well rounded system. What remote are you using?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeGotta give you credit on turning me into an XBMC user. Loaded up, it's the best entertainment delivery system anywhere. Nothing commercially available can touch it. Even torrents require more effort to stay up-to-date with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz