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Unless you are so hard up for money that the blood bank can no longer squeeze another drop out of your jerky-textured limbs, I'd say there are better ways to attempt to earn a couple of coins.Quote:
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I assume it's yet another one of these online schemes where some nefarious,lazy privileged type seeks to make millions off the backs of the common man while giving him next to nothing in return.
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Isn't that what taxation is? You take, yet give nothing back.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I think that the person who invented taxation is absolutely brilliant. Imagine being able to steal off others legally, and living the high life from their hard labor.
Sounds more like Ponzi or Pyramid Scams (Schemes) too me:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXIsn't that what taxation is? You take, yet give nothing back.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I think that the person who invented taxation is absolutely brilliant. Imagine being able to steal off others legally, and living the high life from their hard labor.
Better off selling Avon Beauty Supplies or even Tupperware :idunno:
Jews. They are called Jews. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Jealousy will get you nowhere in life... If you cant beat them .... There is always the option of joiningQuote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeJews. They are called Jews. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
usthem:yup:
It is only one snip away, even at your age :yikes:
No way, man. I'm keeping my balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaJealousy will get you nowhere in life... If you cant beat them .... There is always the option of joiningQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
usthem:yup:
It is only one snip away, even at your age :yikes:
Only the twig is used for the conversion ..... The giggle-berries are all in-tacked to grow old and dangle to the floor as age progresses :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeNo way, man. I'm keeping my balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
And keeping your balls has stagnated your growth ...... Taking that one extra step may be like winning the Lottery of life :yahoo:
Got my circumcision done like 43 years ago. As aerodynamic as a friggin long-range missile. :01:
Didn't that affect your posture when you were young living at home cropping and Picking Potatoes??:idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Did you and your Wife decide the same for your son in the Hospital ??Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
They say for hygiene , it is easier for kids today (plus it is done more efficient , and with less pain than the Heb way), but I don't know any different :idunno:
When one of my close friends converted in his 30's was already snipped in the hospital (he also has a twin brother and I couldn't believe his parents did it , his other brothers are racist fucks!!!) so the Rabbi only has to prick it to draw blood for the conversion (2 second job , 3 hours of prayers , and you are now a Heb:yup:).
And another guy I used to work with in his mid 30's was getting all kinds of infections (he was a clean guy and I never really asked him the details) , he had to get snipped , and boy oh boy that wasn't fun for him:cry1:
Plus ..... His twin needed a Kidney transplant to save his live when he was older , and the only one that stepped up was my friend (his twin) , the other brothers were a match but did fuck all... Now his twin brother is alive and does feel a little Jewish every once and while , but he is doing great :whistling
I am thinking about converting to Judaism but I'm not sure how it will go over so for a test I'm going to a bar and introducing myself as Shlomo Leibovitz cousin of Hyme Rabinowitz and see how that plays.
You may think this stupid but a similar previous experiment with black face is the only reason that I'm not now African American.
Yep. Had the daughter done too- just in case she ever decided to convert to Islam. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Make sure you where a Beanie (Kepah or Yarmulke) with a gold clip , now pull your pants up to your shoulders , and now go up the the first hot Shiksa you see, tell her you are a doctor and your family is very big housing developer In Canada ... And all you are looking for is a really good Hummer in the Mercedes you have parked in the vip parking next to the bar. And if you now get a good to go with the Hot Shiksa , and she is really good (you know can suck start a leaf blower:hooray:) , Then you can ask here name and get her phone number. After the 3rd date then you start getting feelers on her converting , if that is a go , now after 6 months of dating and SHTUPING her brains out , now you bring out the prenupt for the marriage porposal(and we are talking iron clad that she gets the square root of cock if she does anything you don't like:yup:) , now you are set and you will live your life happy as a pig in shit Being a Jew for the rest of your life:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
That is now the newconvertedJewish way to Nakhas :idunno:
Or really ..... you are fucked once she finds out the truth and it ends at the Hummer in the parking lot (borrow a Jewish friends Mercedes if necessary for some fun at least , leather and tinted windows are preferred options) ....
In my eyes it is still worth the Converting:whistling
:noes::noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeYep. Had the daughter done too- just in case she ever decided to convert to Islam. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
What happened ?? You fell short below:idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Did you use Nestle Quick , or Shoe Polish for the experiment ?? :idunno:
That might have made a difference you know......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZcQuote:
Originally Posted by shaina
I like Zappa(another one to shake the dust off and add to song list) , but that is one of his songs that will not be added to the song list for the dirty looks(putting it mildly) I will get from the neighbors :bag:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
It could cause someone charging me with a "Hate Crime" on the block , and kick me out or lifetime ban of the Drinking Club :cry1:
Jeesh...what a bunch of Nazis! :OQuote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Even worse ...Jews come at you being really nice to your face .... Then BAM!!! put the knife in slowly if you double cross or piss them off :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeJeesh...what a bunch of Nazis! :OQuote:
Originally Posted by shaina
And I rather get the knife than get kicked out of the drinking club:whistling
The Nazis were too fuckin stupid to do that (Shit we taught the US congress our methods and it works for them so far:rolleyes:)
I don't know what went wrong.Here's a video that someone took using a iPHone.You tell me.Too Jewish?Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaWhat happened ?? You fell short below:idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Did you use Nestle Quick , or Shoe Polish for the experiment ?? :idunno:
That might have made a difference you know......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIaj7FNHnjQ
I was thinking more like this........:afro:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I don't know what went wrong.Here's a video that someone took using a iPHone.You tell me.Too Jewish?Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIaj7FNHnjQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYihDAhVPko
See more Carmel Coffee and less Shoe Polish:whistling
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
too bad cuz the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.
To quote your Mum.
Sorry that was insensitive and reflexive like when your Mum drops to her knees whenever she sees a black guy.
Heed the advice of your father, dion.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
too bad cuz the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKG-kbKeIo
What is funny about this...... How does he really know??:idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529too bad cuz the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Your nothing but a low skilled social parasite that can't find a state of rest, and so you morally sell out and leech off the international public for a badass rep.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Are you quoting Hitler? I believe it was Hitler who said that first... :OQuote:
Originally Posted by dion09529Your nothing but a low skilled social parasite that can't find a state of rest, and so you morally sell out and leech off the international public for a badass rep.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
If you can turn the ash back into human...
Yeah,so?Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529Your nothing but a low skilled social parasite that can't find a state of rest, and so you morally sell out and leech off the international public for a badass rep.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Actually not true but I still have my dreams.:(
Also I'd like to go on record that everything is Meg's fault.
I have no actual proof but I'm still fairly sure that he's a monster straight from Hell.
My wife can confirm.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Your wife doesn't need to be mentioned ....... The motion can be seconded right here right now.....:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeMy wife can confirm.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
If someone needs a goodQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Yeah,so?Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Actually not true but I still have my dreams.:(
heblawyer .... I can post somerelativesgood recommendations if needed??
Dion faces the daily grind.
I wish you'd write something original instead of copying and pasting something you've read on the internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
I judged it based on grammatical errors, and thought he may have written it himself. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXI wish you'd write something original instead of copying and pasting something you've read on the internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Now This is happy cows ......:whistling
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3b5_1...625&comments=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIZ_B4aBnpE